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billyಠ_ಠ 

the person sitting across from me
personone: who is that person sitting across from me

persononesvoiceinsidehishead: that there human person is billyಠ_ಠ

Panda-traffic

A grouping of vehicles (usually driving on a motorway) that has become 'stuck' precisely at the speed limit due to the presence of a police car travelling on the same road.

Whilst stuck in Panda-traffic, motorists' behaviour changes significantly, mainly due to temporarily no longer being able to break the speed limit. Motorists also become stuck in their lanes and generally behave more courteously compared with 'normal' traffic conditions (ie no police companion).

Journeys that incorporate a Panda-traffic encounter usually last significantly longer than they otherwise would.

Once the Police car has exited the motorway, normal driving conditions resume immediately.
"Sorry I'm late. I would have been here two hours ago but got stuck in Panda-traffic on the M1"
Panda-traffic by Merchantmoo January 16, 2014

Voluntold 

Not volunteering for something but then being told by someone with a higher authority to do it.
Adult: Who would you like to volunteer paint the fence today?

*No-one answers

Adult: OK Billy your going to it.

Teenager 2: You just got voluntold.
Voluntold by Munchie170 April 3, 2010

Joel/SmallishBeans

Tall. Massive. Handsome and above average size
"Joel is very tall and massive and above average size"
"Joel/SmallishBeans is tall handsome and very massive"
A form of social engineering scammer commonly found on Discord who initiates contact with strangers through DMs from mutual servers using a false-identity opener, typically some variation of "Sorry, I think I mistook you for someone else, I thought you were my friend from thing"
"That random DM asking if I was their friend was totally a willad."
Willad by noobsarenotcool April 15, 2026

garshini 

an ancient language used for communicating against Christianity
garshini is an ancient language.
garshini by peek ah boo February 13, 2025