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Urban Dictionary

1. A corpse/dead person.

2. An extremely boring cunt.

3. Someone who always abides by rules, never questioning anything, or talks big about their hardassness, then just pussies out. A big blubbering vagina.

4. Someone who's never kissed someone. Usually applied to boys, but can be applied to girls too, though those are usually referred to as frigid.
1. Dave is dead.

2. My god, Luke is such a stiff. He never wants to skip lessons and he never messes around. He's such a pussy. What a stiff.

3.
Stiff: Yeah I'm really hard. I skip all the time.
Norm: So you coming to smoke a J?
Stiff: But we'll get caught/But what if my mum finds out?

4. Yeah so I was trying to kiss Jenna last night, she was really frigid and freaked out.
stiff by Pink_Shoes December 28, 2005

Cyborg Bone Dragon 

A Bone dragon, recreated by robotics. I:E Cyborg Bone Dragon
Me: I want a Bone Dragon
Friend: a CYBORG Bone Dragon
Me: Hells YA

Yoshi-Betrayal 

Spending time with someone and building a special relationship as you explore the world together, only for you to lea off them to reach a slightly higher area while they plummet to their undeserved death.
He looked his Yoshi straight in the eye as he executed a Yoshi-Betrayal and leapt off of its back

Grosjean Number 

Palindromic, sequenced, or repeating numbers on odometers/trip meters.

Doug Grosjean, of IBMWR Presidential fame, has always been fascinated by palindromic or repeating number sequences as they rolled up on the odometer, frequently posting pictures of his speedometer as the odometer and trip meter lined up to make memorable numbers. Who doesn't remember cracking that first 100,000 miles on their vehicle?

While some number combinations are naturally occurring, the chances of other combinations self-occurring are remarkably slim and require preplanning by the watcher. This helps provide some level of interaction with the process, further improving the enjoyment achieved by people wanting to create their own Grosjean Numbers. Having multiple odometers helps improve the difficulty of creating multiple number combinations further decreasing boredom while on those long trips!

A friend's son attending Penn State explained the phenomenon to his math teachers, who quickly adopted Grosjean Numbers within examples of their class work.
Grosjean Number examples can be found on your speedometer

Odometer-/--Trip meter
0123456--/--789.0 => 01234567890
1234565--/--432.1
1111111--/--111.1
1000000--/--000.0
Grosjean Number by edeslaur October 6, 2009

chuckys_kn1fe 

furry with a raging piss link
Friend: “Wtf is that??”
Me: “It’s chuckys_kn1fe, don’t pee yourself!”
A word used by Malaysian keyboard warriors to signify they had a lobotomy recently
Person 1: "koyak"
Person 2: "I hope you get better"

media pet 

someone who follows and believes whatever the media says and backs it up using little to no research and biased judgement.
A: Did you read that kids post on twitter?
B: Yea. He's such a media pet
media pet by kimb5 July 7, 2014
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