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grundlecunt 

The grundle of a man so morbidly obese, so overcome with ass flaps and rolls that it contains a depth similar to that of a vagina.
I thought I had slipped deep into Fat Steve's rectum, but when my cock fell between his legs after the first few thrusts, I realized that I was merely penetrating his hairy grundlecunt.
grundlecunt by Aephoxe May 12, 2016
Used to express intense agreement, implying that what was said is completely true, that it is "factual"
"Pissy Pumper would make a bad alternative title for Pissy Pamper by Playboi Carti."
"Facts."
facts by LetherG September 19, 2020

napoleon dynamite 

a movie that i personally enjoyed for its oddball humor.

a movie that some people hate just because a lot of buttholes quote it all the time and just because it's popular. hating napoleon dynamite just because a lot of other people like it is a bad reason to hate it. it's like hating peanut butter or jelly just because it's popular.
i watched napoleon dynamite and thought it was funny and a good movie overall. if you don't like my opinion, tough luck.

lolerskates 

An extended version of the acronym L.O.L. which expresses extreme laughter and appreciation of humor. This expression is usually only used on the internet, and is not intended for normal real conversation. Any person that uses such term in real conversation may subsequently be labeled as an asshole.
CyberFriend: Dude i just found some pix of Tom's grandma boarding a shortbus on 4chan!!!!

CyberKid: LOLERSKATES!!!!
lolerskates by SealingPhan April 16, 2009
Ugly fucking cock
Hey, did you know that Tracy’s boy friend a UFC!
UFC by ufc_creator April 28, 2023

Samarkand 

A person who elevates other humans.

No bullshit.

Deep unconditional love like no other being ever.

There's only one who's alive in 2022 she's registered under @iamsamarkand
I've never been in the presence of Samarkand ever in my life. It's an experience that transcend everything I've ever felt.
Samarkand by Samarkand November 21, 2021
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