Noun; One who facilitates interpersonal relationships between parties in a delightfully dangerous way, often times leading to sexy results.
There they stood, the most dangerous liaisons in the tri-county area, we braced ourselves for the fallout, as we all well knew sexy outcomes were to ensue.
<Noun> A wretched state of mind stoners encounter when too high and their remote to the TV won't work; usually stuck on the worst infomercial ever made. These fools are too lazy to get up to change the channel and are thus, in a torturous place because they are forced to watch bad television.
Jay accidentally stepped on the remote so he and Miller were stuck watching Oxy Clean infomercials all night long. They were condemned to weed purgatory.