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Show Towels

Towels hung at certain times of the year in the bathroom by the wife, mother, or female of the house to confuse the hell out of the Husband, son, or males in the house. These towels are meant for show only and are not to be used at all by anyone living in the home or guests that may come over. If they are used, the wife, mother, or females of the house will flip out on the husband, son, or male of the house that used the towel.
Female: "Ok who just used the Christmas towels in the bathroom?

Male: "I did. Why?"

Female: "NO YOUR NOT SUPPOSED TO USE THOSE TOWELS ! USE YOUR HEAD! USE THE OTHER TOWELS YOU MORON!

Male: *Gives a very confused look and asks*

What the hell? Why not?

All females in the house respond: BECAUSE THEY ARE "SHOW TOWELS" YOU IDIOT!
Show Towels by nextrockstar88 December 18, 2009
Slipknot Fans Of Course Use The Word "Sic". It's Just A Following Of As They Are called "Maggots" And They Use For Just About Anything
In Names "CrystalSic"
"MakesHerSic"
"Thats So Fucking Sic"
"You Sic Fuck"
SIC by CrystalSic May 20, 2008

Malibooya 

1. Mixture of Grey Goose vodka and Malibu rum named by Kanye West in "Monster."

2. Exclamation of victory or triumph used for virtually any situation.
1. this that goose an’ malibu I call it Malibooya
God damn Yeezy How I hit em with the new style
know that muthaf-cker well, what you gon do now
whatever ever I wanna do, gosh its cool now

2. Dude #1: Bro, how'd that date go with that psycho azz chic with the bangin' body?

Dude #2: MALIBOOYA!! I hit it and quit it..that bitch is crazy yo!
Malibooya by Yeezy F. Babe-E December 20, 2010
a youtuber who makes videos for people who then go on twitter to embarrass themselves and the person they are referring to.
that man is a dream fan, Oh wow i want to punch him in the face
dream by thezhy January 5, 2022
aw, i have to do my math homework! this suxors.
suxor by nerm November 18, 2003

Brovember 

A cool but yet dorky way to say 'November' around your bros
Dude#1: *see's his buddy in the hallway at school* " Hey ** you now what today is ?!!

Dude#2: " err ... no .. ? "

Dude#1 " Brovember 1, 2011"!!
Brovember by nomorebieber November 1, 2011
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