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Charlotte Batelic 

Charlotte Batelic is someone who is very reliable during a field hockey game. She is an extraordinary offender! You can always count on her to be 6 feet in front of the goal with the ball and fall down or hit it out of bounds! Everyone who knows Charlotte loves her, not only for her exceptional skills in field hockey but for her charming laugh and comforting nature.
Who's that girl who keeps face-planting when no one's around her?

Oh, that's just Charlotte Batelic
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I'm so fucking drunk I'm FUBR'D

I FUBR'D really bad!
FUBR'D by Christina & Scott October 12, 2008
The act of getting oral sex, sex, etc. Also known to mean ejaculation.
She come over and I smoged her. I smoged on her face.
smog by Casey Joe Buck March 1, 2005

The "Not-Mom" 

When you fuck a female that looks identical to your own mom, and/or has the same name as your mother is considered, The "Not-Mom"
Ex.Guy "1" Dude, last week I screwed Patricia. Shit was tight, I'll probably hit her up again soon.

Guy "2" Jeff, you are fucking your Not-Mom because she looks like your mom and she has the same name as your Mom. haha Gross

When you fuck a female that looks identical to your own mom, and/or has the same name as your mother is considered, The "Not-Mom"
The "Not-Mom" by Sar452 October 2, 2016

Brock Lesner 

Brock Lesner is the greatest ever wrestler to ever wrestle in wwe but then he quit to go do nfl. But now he's on his way back to dominate all over again.
Tazz: Wot the hell is brock lesner attempting on the big show.
Cole: Oh gosh a superplex
Tazz: The ring has given way that was amazing u got to respect brock for that.
Cole: it was pretty amazing

Child scrambler

A child scrambler is an entity that come from the depths of hell in order to claim your loving child in order to milk them shortly before turning them into a woodern chair. this is how the child scrambler takes form. it will become the chair and then once your child sits on it it will be milked and then become a chair made of wood
"awww man! my child got milked by the child scrambler!"
Child scrambler by Child manh April 25, 2023

Shark Attack 

Noun: A play in footvolley where the player scores by smashing the ball with the sole of his/her foot above the net onto the other team's side.
Man, did you see that ridiculous 'shark attack'?

Yea .. he destroyed it! Nice point!
Shark Attack by BeachKing January 29, 2012