n. someone who claims to be a photographer but isn't; monkey with a spiffy camera

Damion smokes weed every single day. You end up likibg him even though he is not hot at all. You even meet his friends, go to the movies, text him, and wear some of his stuff. You realize that he might like you since it seems pretty obvious but guess what he ends up liking this random girl that you had no idea was a part of his life. You are then confused because he is very confusing.

Sureshed – adj. Feeling of confusion at 7 am after 3 hours of sleep, wondering where things went wrong and whether you submitted that assignment by 11:59.

to poke, the act of perfuse pokage, he, she, we pokyn regularly and without pause . to fuck around it can mean anything.

A little known offshoot of BDSM the term was coined by the youtube content creator and streamer Dartigan. Clown BDSM is as simple as it sounds its bondage but with extra creampies (the actual pie kind you creep)

A friend that only exists in the background, like a background character. Similar to an extra on a movie set, they mainly fill space and feel sad.