Getting too excited. Or to Cum.

When you can't sleep and instead decide to eat.

A cunt

When a blue collar working man gets home from a long day of work and hits the pub then comes home for a night of fornication but can’t undo his straps because they are rusty.. he unzips his mid section and had at it

Suffering from being the less attractive older sibling

a very dark and long and pointy piece of shit, usually hurts while coming out of the crack because its so long and pointy, sometimes even causes rectal bleeding.........usually happens after not shitting for a week.