Pitch
Pitch by Little Kappa February 9, 2021
Urban Dictionary
lanascherrry
lanascherrry by freakdelrey August 19, 2021
October 29th
October 29th by mayotheslayo October 4, 2022
weaponized incontinence
A more insidious form of weaponized incompetence wherein lack of voluntary control over urination or defecation is wielded with the intent to manipulate others in one's selfish interest.
Old dude: "Come downstairs and hand me the goddamn remote. It's on the chair right there."
Oppressed grandniece: "Do it yourself—I'm on the phone!!"
Old dude: "Okay. I'll be shittin' my pants while I'm at it. And there's no pad under me either this time."
Oppressed grandniece: "I'm done with the weaponized incontinence!! You're headed to a hospice care facility tomorrow morning you son of a bitch."
Oppressed grandniece: "Do it yourself—I'm on the phone!!"
Old dude: "Okay. I'll be shittin' my pants while I'm at it. And there's no pad under me either this time."
Oppressed grandniece: "I'm done with the weaponized incontinence!! You're headed to a hospice care facility tomorrow morning you son of a bitch."
weaponized incontinence by smacky.jack July 2, 2023
Heeneigh
When donkeys and horses mate, a mule is born. Donkeys go "heehaw". Horses go "neigh". But what sound does a MULE make??? Heeneigh.
Heeneigh by Benny has a fluffly white tail August 9, 2008
December 17th
Every year on this day, you may pick up and throw anyone shorter than you and that person cannot complain about it.
James (5’11”): *Throws Tony (5’7”)*
Tony (5’7”): HEY WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!
James (5’11”): It’s December 17th!
Tony (5’7”): Oh ok! :)
Tony (5’7”): HEY WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!
James (5’11”): It’s December 17th!
Tony (5’7”): Oh ok! :)
December 17th by lifeisadisease December 6, 2019
Hitting The Bird
Slang for playing Mario Kart Double Dash alluding to a common event that occurs when one hits one of the birds on the beach in the course called "Peach's Beach" in Mario Kart Double Dash
Hitting The Bird by dotdotziggydot October 4, 2011