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Bavarian ring sting 

The nasty feeling when you take a shit and it feels like you're dumping out a ball covered in razor blades. Common problem experienced by porch monkeys who've eaten an unripe watermellon
I was squatting down to give Vicary a big Cincinatti bowtie, but when the shit came out it felt like my arse was a moon cricket on the stake at a KKK gathering. Bavarian ring sting up the ying yang

balls music 

the opposite of penis music.

whereas penis music is fast and funny, balls music is slow and sad.
famous minecraft youtuber: i fell into the lava with all my diamonds.

*balls music starts playing*
balls music by The Penis Musician January 9, 2022

port royal 

A rum most evil. consumption of port royal rum may burn your nose, eyes, and throat and if drunk correctly will lead to mass destruction.

pros: cheap as hell
Cons: you might wake up in the morning with a total stranger with numerous impending lawsuits over your head
Kid 1: yo lets split a handle of port royal

Kid 2: FUCK last time i drank port royal i was put on probation!
port royal by Johnny Carcinogen March 29, 2008

triggeria 

When one gets involved in a conversation that they were not involved in at all at first, but hears something that catches their attention(usually occurs when a group of friends are joking around and they make a joke, but that one kid that gets sensitive and takes everything to the heart has to go off on everyone).
One kid: STEVEN smells
Other kid that gets in everyone's business and doesn't find the joke or topic that the group of people were talking about funny: AYE CHILL CHILL CHILL DONT TALK ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE BEHIND THEIR BACKS
Triggeria: getting angry over a joke that wasn't even meant for them
triggeria by DAVID BOBBY April 21, 2018

Jennifer 

A woman, and I use that lightly, who thinks she knows all. A woman who is very selfish. Someone who is not experienced at all in life. Someone who ruins people's lives. Someone who can't keep her legs closed. Someone who thinks about herself before the people she should be putting first. Someone who needs a deep clean on her bottom teeth. Someone who needs to learn better hygeine in the private part area. Someone who yells too much at anyone and everyone.
What is that sound, it sounds like a dying cat?

Oh that? That's Jennifer!

Oh, that explains the smell too.
Jennifer by Trustnolies April 6, 2017
Scissoring in prison. (Prizzor)
Those two lesbians are over there prissoring in cell block D.
Prissor by Trish_e_poo June 25, 2018
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