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Urban Dictionary

Fatty McStretchmark 

A person so fat, that they are named after half of a McDonald's breakfast sandwich, while also implying they have tons of stretch marks. Even stretch marks on their stretch marks. Often used as an endearing term among fat girls.
Fat girl #1: How's it goin' Fatty McStretchmark?

Fat girl #2: Great. On my way to 7-11 to go get some spicey bites, nachos, and rasberry-filled powdered donuts. You?

Fat girl #1: I'll come with you. I need to get all those things too, and a Diet Pepsi to wash it down.
The sound Rorschach from the graphic novel Watchmen makes when he eats sugar cubes. Notable because there are no sound effects in Watchmen, and the word "ronch" is inside his speech bubble. some more of Rorschach's onomatopoeic sayings are "hurm," and "chlop," "thlup," "chorp," and "lep," the last four of these occuring when Rorschach eats baked beans.
Ronch ronch ronch. Insanity, perhaps?
Ronch by Whiskeyleg March 30, 2009

legogasm 

The absolute orgasmic sensation that bestills someone upon seeing an incredible piece of lego artwork.
Hey bro, I think I just had a legogasm after seeing that.
legogasm by jtrousda September 1, 2014

Seashell Economy

(noun) A parallel cash network formed when central banks go digital. Physical $1 and $5 bills become the new "seashells"—obsolete tokens used for local trade strictly on community trust outside the official system.

Tags: cbdc, cash, parallel economy, central bank, shadow economy, hyper-centralization, barter, financial war, economic depression, fiat collapse, underground banking
Once central banks forced everyone onto a digital ledger, paper cash became our new seashell economy—used to trade for local food and favors strictly on trust.
Seashell Economy by ghostdog72 September 18, 2026
ugly, slurred just enough to soften the blow.
Those boys are ugry... .
ugry by icecube May 13, 2005

Nipple stag

When a nipple is hard and poking through your clothing. Usually caused by coldness or just being horny.
You can still see my nipple stag under a singlet, long sleeve, and a shirt!
Nipple stag by Waffbears June 29, 2010
Melissa is an amazing person. She has an enormous heart and if full of laughter. She has a beautiful smile and great hair. Melissa will go out of her way to make people feel good and help anyone in need. She is a huge animal lover and will always try to help strays. If you have a Melissa in your life, you’re a lucky person
Melissa has a strong back bone but has a huge heart also.
Melissa by Dudeitsmesonia November 8, 2018
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