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Urban Dictionary

bitch the bitch 

Bitch the bitch is a phrase where you be a bigger cunt or "bitch" the someone who is being a "bitch" to you
Bitch says to you "your a fat toadfish" and you say back to the bitch being more of a bitch and say "we'll your a fat eel"

Bitch the bitch

alexander kormann 

Someone who is bad at telling jokes. Generally a pretty weird person.
Whoah is that something obscurely related to Star Wars??

Dude, stop being such an Alexander Kormann
alexander kormann by gpalaci4 September 2, 2016

Whiterod's Disease 

Not many dare usher these words, for the devastation they create is beyond explanatory circumstances. When suffering from Whiterods disease all the surrounding banter that exists within the human body is mercilessly killed and replaced with a dark force known as 'anti-bants'. This 'anti-bants' manifests itself in communication; where the host thinks they are being banterous but in fact they are not and everyone hates them. It also has a tendency to spread in the locally populated area.
I spoke to a girl today, she found me boring and the social interraction awkward. I must be coming down with Whiterod's Disease.
The act of putting a big ole fat rig of dip in your bottom lip.
"I am about to put a schlowfin in"
Schlowfin by rascal milhead November 4, 2009

Self medicate 

Verb: to masturbate; satisfy ones self sexually
Melanie Griffith isn’t that hot. I mean I wouldn’t kick her out of bed, but I’m not going to self medicate to her.
Self medicate by NTank06 January 3, 2018

Monk-thugger 

You monk-thugger, you've had two today already. Give me my p0rn0 back or get raped.
Monk-thugger by ValhallaShoes October 16, 2005
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