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Urban Dictionary

alt-woke 

The supposed silent majority who tend to throw a lot of whataboutery into any political argument that takes place on social media. Have a tendency to vilify those they see as woke without seeing the irony of what they are doing. Their latest point of interest are statues and the protection of them.
"How dare they take down that statue, it represents our history and I am very annoyed."

"Have you ever taken notice statues before in your life while walking around?"

"errmm. Not really, but I like them now, particularly the ones that are annoying the people whom I have an irrational hatred for."

"What an alt-woke."
alt-woke by fadetogrey June 11, 2020
Might be of slight Turkish descent. Loud and crazy, Devran might be the weirdest person you know. One thing prevails between all Devrans. They are crazy horny. Like crazy Horny. Addicted to sex and it's like 90% of what takes up their brain.
"Who brought the roofies?"
"Devran"
Devran by EH19 January 21, 2022
a street in portland, Oregon between capitol highway and barbur boulevard...
the most kickass street EVER
girl: i live on luradel st.
boy: that's the most kickass street ever!
luradel by raspberryjam12 September 14, 2009
A Butch female of the homosexual persuasion. Known to be gay or queer. Known for exceptional taste and/or style. Particularly attractive to femme lesbian women .
boi by WhispRrr May 11, 2006

philadelphia 

Where there are more murders than days in the year. Where the people are as friendly as a pack of jackals. Where cultural illiteracy meets a love of guns and scrapple. Philadelphia is a beautiful town of 1.5 million people who are dying to get out, literally. This gorgeous town is surrounded by suburbs full of people who love Philadelphia so much they pretend it is the best place on earth to out of towners and secretly, never, ever go downtown. Philadelphia is the birthplace of freedom - and the place that middle schools obligatorily send students too to learn about a much less violent past such as the revolutionary war. Philadelphia has a rich inventive history, for instance Electricity (Benjamin Franklin) and murdering 14 year old bicyclists (Phil from the southwest- go gangstah! GO!). Ah Philadelphia - smell the cordite, hate, and future depravity! Philadelphia, "America's Next Great City"* (out of order since 1776).
"Philadelphia, I love cheese steaks wit and double murder please"
"Rocky says we're great... what do you mean Rocky isn't real?"
"Recycling... who needs it"
"Welcome to Philadelphia, can I interest you in an order of being shot to death?"
"Philadelphia! America's Next Great City! Right after New York, Chicago, LA, San Franciso, Cleveland, Milwaukee, Oakland, Detroit, Houston, Oklahoma City, Lagos, Baghdad, Beijing, and Scotts base camp in the antarctic"
"Sauron visited Holmesburg and shat his pants"
philadelphia by MayorStreet January 9, 2009

Demistraight 

Demistraights are attracted to the opposite sex physically, but refuse to be in romantic or sexual relationship to any person unless they become deeply emotionally or romantically connected with that specific person. The level of connection it takes for sexual desire to form is dependent on how close the relationship is rather than initial attraction.
Im not Exactly a Demisexual because I am still only attracted to men, but only on a deep emotional level, so I'm a Demistraight

frat-attack 

Occurs when 8 (or more) frat daddys of the same house or of different chapters enter any bar or party together at once.
"Dude, Barley's Bar was so packed with dumb G.D.I.'s until my boys and I showed up and frat-attacked it"

"That house party looks lame. We should frat-attack it, and consume all of their beverages."
frat-attack by L. bow August 28, 2009
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