Señor Bitey

A mild-mannered kitten's pointy-toothed alter-ego who appears without warning and in the flash of an eye, like a furry little Luis Suarez; the physical manifestation of a feline's inner savage.

ME, PETTING A CAT: Who's a gorgeous kitten? Who loves his cuddles?
CAT: Purrrrrrr, etcetera
ME: You've got the cutest nosey, and the cutest little ears-ies, and...
CAT: Purrrrrrrrr!
ME: ...and the softest little tumm...
SENOR BITEY (for it is he): CHOMP! Rapid exit, stage left
ME: Ouch! Señor Bitey!! What did you do that for?
SENOR BITEY: Shrugs

Señor Bitey by pipparts August 23, 2022

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`'

What the hell is wrong with you?
Who would put `'?

Guy: `'
Friends: Leaves him

`' by fatalkyle1 February 20, 2023

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Jalen

A faggot ass peice of shit that loves sucking dick and wants to kill himself

Hobbies:
Dicc Succ
Fucking animals
Fucking men
Fucking Plants
Being a Necrophile
Being a Pedophile
Synonyms
Faggot, Cunt, Twat, Homosexual, Gay

Man, that kid Jalen sucked Cody's dick last night for a nickle!

Jalen by Xx_Pu$$ySlay1r_xX September 27, 2017

smeeked

when you hit someone in a quick fashion, or rapidly. synonym: smacked

I smeeked Gertie because she was sleeping.

smeeked by picklegorl September 9, 2018

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deadout

A word which means empty or boring

Man - What was the party like?
Man 2 - It was deadout

deadout by Jpjones May 17, 2008

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Tally Hall

A band that probably never existed

Friend 1: Have you heard of tally hall?
Friend 2: no

Tally Hall by Yeet_yourself_offstage June 9, 2019

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Qaania

Qaania is a beautiful woman who is also amazing at everything that she does . She deserves more than what she thinks. She is also an amazing friend that will always be there for you no matter what .

Why can't you be like Qaania

Qaania by LingLing<3 November 22, 2021

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