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a) A superficial, obtuse and flat person with no character. Ronnos are always ready to share easy insight when you need it and don't often circle around difficult subjects that require depth of character, for they don't have any. Ronnos often do things for no reason at all as it wasn't written properly in their character. These kinds of people can be useful babysitters and great at captivating your children.

b) Synonym for bully, both the noun (one that is of Make-A-Wish quality) and verb.
a) Ronno from Bambi 2 is such a ronno.

b) He got ronno'd at school.
ronno by ronnosexual October 8, 2022

tumble weed 

tumble weed is the process of ripping out pubic hair with your finger and rolling up in a ball and throwing it on the ground hence the name tumble weed.
I once placed a tumble weed in a friends straw when he was not looking.
tumble weed by killdtheone1 August 4, 2010
a public sex partner
she is a wharf, everyone ported on her before, don't you know?
Wharf by lursey April 12, 2009

Texas Honk 

Jamming your horn in with all your force for far longer then is necessary. It is important to be extremely angry during this process, despite the fact that nothing bad has happened and there is absolutely no danger present. As the name implies it helps to be surrounded by ignorant people who assume that they are always in the right; and it is their duty to punish you for anything they deem as wrong.
Car 1 changes lanes in front of Car 2.

There is adequate spacing between the two cars, and Car 2 does not need to change speeds in order to maintain this distance.

Car 2 performs a Texas Honk.
Texas Honk by Rawb Dawgy December 8, 2009

Offencetrate

To respond violently to being thrown out of (or the threat of being thrown out of) a window.
See Defenestration.
A: Yeah, I defenestrated someone yesterday.
B: I was that someone.... I offencetrated but failed at protecting myself.
Offencetrate by Oder destroyer December 22, 2025

Michigan Steamroller 

When you take a dump on their face, bust a nut, and then smoothen the surface with your testicles four times over to create a smooth driving surface
My girlfriend was feeling freaky and begged for a Hot Karl, but I suggested a "Michigan Steamroller." She agreed and I indulged in these wild pleasures
Michigan Steamroller by Deuce Deucer September 12, 2010

Cave update

I play minecraft, but minecrafters are tough. We deal with not having a cave update. Besides, I don't see a problem with the caves that we have
friend: hey me need a cave update
me: we play minecraft, were tuff, and we don't need a cave update
Cave update by Ps4 Name: Barce4life88 February 11, 2020
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