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Urban Dictionary

safety meeting 

for people who work in bars, everyone sneaks to the side for as little time as possible to take a shot and then returns to work as if nothing happened.
Bartender: "Safety meeting!"
Everyone else: runs to the end of the bar, pounds a shot, returns to work.
safety meeting by supasta8301 November 14, 2011

trashalicious 

the condition of containing excess and unacceptable amounts of trash and/or garbage
"I did a Tug audit tonight. 37 tugs were trashalicious"
trashalicious by Chester16 April 25, 2008
Mastura is the best person you will ever meet, funny, lovely, friendly and she is amazing and looks amazing all the time.

She lives in Tajikistan and loves to be independent - hard working and she knows that one day she will be the richest girl in Dushanbe.

You can find her in KBTU, if not, go ahead and check out Moose cafe Dushanbe and you’ll definitely find her hanging out with bunch of friends from ASD.
Mastura loves to sing and she doesn’t give a a fuck what people think of her.
Mastura by ThatTajik November 22, 2021

Sejmolbarrpexm

French word for saying "Come to my house, we will party all night and piss off the neighbors but we do not care because I am moving tomorrow.
Ho! And don't forget to paint the wall with all the thing you cand find in the house, the next people coming to live here may find it pretty!"
Dude1 : "What have you done las night?"
Dude 2 : "I sejmolbarrpexmed"
Dude 1 : "Does it hurts?"
Dude 2 : "No but it was because we didn't find the axe."
(Dude 1 and 2 talking about last night)
Sejmolbarrpexm by wathn November 22, 2010

The Jared 

The Sexiest man alive!! hes so hot, when i see him i cant keep my hands off him. In his spare time he likes to jack off.
I love you Jared! Come and find me!!
The Jared by someone you know March 15, 2005

The 'Puh' 

Two inflatable rubber pool rings stacked on top of each other used in a game of the same name. The game can be described by the action of one of three players getting inside the two rubber rings and chasing the other players around the pool while they search for a pair of goggles known as the 'guh'. The main objective is to defeat the 'puh', in order to do this, you have to find the 'guh' and throw it at the 'puh'. The player who threw the 'guh' at the 'puh' and successfully defeated it stays a regular player while the other player swaps places with the first player and becomes the new 'puh'. The game repeats and has no official stopping point.
1 - Hey! Do you wanna come over to my house with (3) and play The 'Puh' later?
2 - I'd love to!
The 'Puh' by A Small Marshmallow August 18, 2023