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kpopsbiggestfan 

this tiktoker is a goddess she’s amazing and she should ra!l me i am her biggest fan
me: omg you should be mutuals with kpopsbiggestfan

morning suprise cumming 

this is where the a guy wakes his girl up with a full load in waiting and htis is ten fired at her with particular aim to her eyes.if done properly this can cause large ammounts of humur to the day.
yo babe wake up your late for work
"oh crap"(opens eyes)
"what the fuck do u think your doing!....ahh a cant see! shit that stings....fuck off u piece of turd" etc etc.....
when your on Chatroulette, and the next camera you go to is on of a cock, hence you got cocked
I hate chatroulette, i got fucking cocked like 10 times today
cocked by Otakuphi June 19, 2011
Angelei is a sensitive, mixed emotion, loving girl. Her number one priority is family. Her family is the most important thing in her heart and sometimes more important that herself. Angelei has mix emotions inside her mostly about drama and boys but she just blocks it with a smile on her face showing her loving size. She is a very loving person and if you are hated by her then you are one horrible person. She understands people and never judges people by their cover.
You are being so Angelei.
Try acting more Angelei.
Angelei by T-pryde November 14, 2011

Midwest Titties 

A Pair of Perky, Flat, Yet Busty Mammaries, That Are Known To Be Presented On Women From The Midwest. Also Known To Sag Around 50 Years of Age.
Guy 1: Man, I can't tell whether Halle Berry is voluptuous or just using a pushup bra!!!
Guy 2: Those Are Midwest Titties My Friend, You Will Know By The Time She Is 50 Whether Such Claims Are True !
Midwest Titties by Paolo Jones September 5, 2016

Repping your boner

When you are watching group porn and happen to pop a boner, own up to it. Rep your boner.
"I was so proud of you for repping your boner last night, that was actually kinda sexy""
"Eww Jason ToTaLy didn't rep his boner last night"
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