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Urban Dictionary

shoewanahayday

When a gaybale is having a shwanquakified gathering
"Omg today was such a bae, I can't wait for my next shoewanahayday"
An alternative to saying want to, or wanna.
She wana come with me, do I take her?
Wana by 6L4CK September 4, 2017
Mike will give you a lot of cookies if your name is Debbie
She is talking to mike
MIKE by El chaparro December 8, 2021

hypotenoose 

When you suck at geometry so much that you want to kill yourself when anything to do with right triangles exists
Guy 1: Ugh brooooo, this bull shit that Ms. Rodriuguez gave us is so hard, I just want to make a hypotenoose and hang myself.
Guy 2: Same.

kennedy middle school 

Santoli comes from the latin root santo, meaning "sexually attractive." The greek suffix li means "for no particular reason"
This combination describes an individual who is attractive to the opposite sex despite flaws in character and physical appearence.
a santoli would most likely be attacked by two girls who are trying to retrieve an object that he has placed in his pants.
Santoli by Skatoli February 1, 2009
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