Koobface
Koobface by Billcheese1 February 4, 2010
Urban Dictionary
Bad Beat
Losing a hand in poker that you from the beginning are very probable to win. Often (or so it will seem) to a worse player, who called you bet when the odds were clearly against him/her.
Novices often confuse a bad call with a call that will probably lose, but still has the pot odds on its side. They will then moan and moan about getting bad beaten when in fact they were only slightly unlucky. A bad beat is in fact when someone makes an incorrect move against you, and gets extremely lucky.
Novices often confuse a bad call with a call that will probably lose, but still has the pot odds on its side. They will then moan and moan about getting bad beaten when in fact they were only slightly unlucky. A bad beat is in fact when someone makes an incorrect move against you, and gets extremely lucky.
Good player: My pocket kings got called with Q9 when flop was K-9-A and I went all in. Turn was a 9. River came the last 9. Losing to runner-runner nines. Well, that´s poker.
Bad player: I had pocket nines and went all in for 2 dollars. This rich guy called me with AKs and caught an ace. Now that´s a bad beat! I hate this game!
Bad player: I had pocket nines and went all in for 2 dollars. This rich guy called me with AKs and caught an ace. Now that´s a bad beat! I hate this game!
Post-Dooped
Post-Dooped by DrDoopy December 4, 2010
ninjsticktuitivenessobia
Mary had chronic ninjsticktuitivenessobia. She was so scared that a ninja would come through her bedroom window and rape her. She was adamant, that because they can get in, get the job done, and leave again without anyone ever knowing, and without leaving a trace, that it was completely possible.
ninjsticktuitivenessobia by Outcast79 October 21, 2010