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Outhouse Wi-Fi 

In rural America, your modem’s connection to the outside world is only as great as your plumbing solution for nature’s calling: antiquated and slightly sh**ty.
(Rural) Player A: My WiFi’s actin’ up tonight, dagnabit!
(City) Player B: Your “Outhouse Wi-Fi” costing us this match, dude!

* As a predicate, it isn’t necessarily exclusive to rural U.S. players; can be used to describe poor-quality internet connections.
Outhouse Wi-Fi by yourpalVanguard February 20, 2021

Chode Champion 

Someone who bails on plans to have banter.
John: So, are we still going to get a banter session tonight?

Peter: I just spoke to Neil. He said he is busy.

John: But Neil said he would be up for it tonight!

Peter: I know! What a chode.

John: No! He is not a chode. He is a chode champion!

Peter: Yeah, he is such a bitch.
Chode Champion by The Great Jake September 14, 2009
a kiwakou is a cowboy.
often used when someone gets you out of trouble/ saves your life.
thanks for saving me bro, you’re a real kiwakou”
kiwakou by lolx5_ November 22, 2021

writin' stick 

rural slang used to describe a writing utensil such as a pen or pencil
Hang on BILLY JOE GET MY DAMN WRITIN' STICK
writin' stick by Chad July 21, 2004

[Skeet Skeet - Delete] 

Skeet Skeet - Delete

1. Verb

2. Idiom

The Act Of Skeet Skeet Skeeting On A Female Specimen And Then Deleting The Memory Of Having Done It & For Us Female Specimens, The Act Of Gettin' A Guy To Skeet & Then Delete ! Yadaamean ;) . People May Liken This To The Term Tap & Gap
Damnss , He/She's Finee . Mmm , Skeet Skeet - Delete !
wow yall r eignert bitches
eignert by babygurlkay May 27, 2014
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