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Cum Bending 

Cum Bending has been used for many centuries. This technique uses the air density and launches the semen out of the urethra at increased rates. Turns out it doesn't work that well, and it really isn't that cool. For some reason, it is still being used to this day.
Friend 1: Yo! I figured out how to Cum Bend! This is so Cool!
Friend 2: Word to the wise bro, Cum Bending really isn't that cool.
Cum Bending by BenderOfCum October 20, 2020

Fantastic Mr Fox Syndrome

The feeling that you have to act as this incredible person to you're friends and that you always want to go out and do things, but in actuality its just the image they have painted of you . They expect when you're not with them you're still out late drinking, partying and trying to get laid, but you're actually just trying you're best to live day to day and someone they wouldn't know.
"Hey did you hear about jerry"
"No what?"
"He's not like us at all"
"He's being giving us Fantastic Mr Fox Syndrome?"
"Yep"
Bare random. Acts like a retard 80% of the time, however very loveable,and kind.
Just an all-around cool girl.
Oh that girl is such a Fudge. Check her out.
Fudge by wavyyute November 29, 2016

2 girls 1 cup 

2 girls 1 cup is a love triangle between two girls, a cup and some poo. It starts off with some hot lesbo action. Then a girl shits in a cup. The two girls then start to eat the shit. One of the girls digests dome of the shit and then pukes it back up into the other girls mouth. Then that girl pukes into the other girls mouth. The video continues with both of them eating some more shit while puking into the cup of shit. Brilliant videography and story! A lesbian love story for the ages!
Watch 2 girls 1 cup video here:
www.paulvids.com/2_girls_and_1_cup.php
2 girls 1 cup by PaulVids.com March 21, 2008
The name of a super lightskin man, Originating from the middle east
That boy is very saqib must be from Israel
Saqib by Saqib November 21, 2021

Cum Catcher(s) 

(1) the dimples located on the small of ones back
(2) a lower back tattoo, generally on a female
(3) a derogatory name that gives the impression of an easy, or promiscuous woman
(4)Basically, a term that describes a person or a place where dude wants to blow his load
As the store clerk bent at the waist to pick the milk crate up off of the floor, her shirt rose ever so slightly, revealing her bare back. And that's when I saw it. There, in the small of her back, were her perfectly placed, and oh so sexy, cum catcher(s). Unbeknownst to her, this was the moment I knew I had to have her. I would win her feminine affection and make her my bride. To consummate our holy matrimony, on the night of our wedding, she shall catch my cum. And on that magical night, in the privacy of our honeymoon suite, and then again on the not so private balcony, catch my cum she did. And they all lived happily ever after despite the loveless marriage, fueled my lust and base desire. The end.
Cum Catcher(s) by Mrs. Anntastic March 31, 2021

Schnapkins 

A Cross Defintion between The Phrase "Oh Snap" and Napkins. Usually Pertaining To A Situation Where "Oh Snap" Can Be Used, But "Oh Schnapkins" Makes It More Dramatic.
"Oh Schnapkins, Did You See Her Tittay's?"
Schnapkins by Slick Nik December 4, 2009
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