Barman 1: Who's that tramp ass motherfucker ? He just drank ten beers, he sits only and talks to himself. And he be dressed like a motherfucking clown.
Barman 2: He's some kind of teacher or maybe he just acts like one.
The Kentucky plug is a sex position involving the use of a thumb that went through hell being shoved up the partners rectum, invented by Kentucky ballistics after his thumb had veitnam flashbacks.