esso-asso

One who cuts through a convenience-store parking lot at a red light in an effort to avoid waiting for it to turn green.

That guy is a real esso-asso, but I guess he shaved a few seconds off his commute time!

esso-asso by Dave Dave Powerslave August 30, 2007

cunt punter

The female equivalent of a cock blocker. When one girl brings up something vile about another girl in front of a guy that immediately turns the guy off to the girl (done either intentionally or accidentally). It usually involves bringing to light the girl's poor hygiene choices or medical record, thereby punting her cunt out of play.

Jen: Hey Brad, I really like you - let's go to your room.
Brad: Totally.
Angie: Hope that Valtrex got rid of your herpes, Jen!
Brad: Uh I'm going to pass on this skank.
Jen: Way to be a cunt punter, Angie. I hate you.

cunt punter by ARuss703 October 24, 2009

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Chav

Council Housed Anti-sociol Vermin.

Dirty Chav.

Chav it up yo, brap!

Chav by 13-16-20 May 19, 2009

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Testes Satchel

A slightly more sophisticated way of referring to the scrotum (ball sack). Often used in a threat of being hit in the balls.

Ted: Man you really suck at Wii.

Ralphie: You better shut up, or I'll give you a good whap to the Testes Satchel!

Bob: Why are you clutching your pants like that?

Bill: My Testes Satchel is still sore from being sacked yesterday.

Testes Satchel by Larry Finster December 27, 2009

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mohawk

one of the most over-rated, ugly hair-styles that has ever existed on this planet...often a favourite for try-hard losers

if that guy in the example pic that goes by the name of Andy Cancer grew some hair...he'd be hot as...really a shame huh

mohawk by steph February 24, 2005

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Arenc

A stoopid as Gemini. Typically a name given to a Albanian boy from the Albanian hood. Arenc’s are actually very attractive and attracts many women. They usually do very good in school but all teachers and some students pronounce his name wrong. These incorrect pronunciations can vary from “A-Rank”, “Aren-K”, “Arenc-Eee”, ect.

“Omg look over there thats Arenc”.
“Who’s Arenc”.
“Omg he is so hot”.

Arenc by anonymous November 5, 2020

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Sell-Out Genre

A genre of music which is sort of like pop or R&B, but is entirely created by rich producers who engineer it just to sound appealing to retards. These producers then find an untalented and somewhat attractive vessel through which to spread their awful music and acquire undeserved wealth.

Some famous Sell-Out artists include, Ke$ha, Jason Derulo, Justin Bieber and many young artists created by Disney who are famous amongst the mentally challenged for their acutely similar songs which is very comfortable for their fans, who are disconcerted by change, much like infants. These retards subsequently keep the Sell-Out genre alive and real music dead.

Sell-Out Genre by SpaceMouse July 27, 2010

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