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shit + sex + text = shext
shext example:

i will shit on you and let you lick my balls. better than wrinkly old tittays
shext by lethal laura December 10, 2009

Newstolgia 

The act of looking back on old trends (items, pictures, clothes, etc.) that fill you with nostalgia and reclaiming them in the modern day
Person A: I just cant get over the Y2K trend....its my newstolgia
Person B: My newstolgia is Pokémon X and Y

Cyrusing 

To wear no underclothes.
James: oh gosh jack, look at that chick, she doesn't have any underpants!! I can even see her pussy under her skirt!!!

Jack: yeah, she's Cyrusing.
Cyrusing by freakishlyyours February 5, 2010

pakerflud 

a pakerflud is an individual who has an extremely high intelligence. they are a straight up nerd. they memorized squares in elementary school at recess. but also very cool person. they are a very good valorant player. the word pakerflud originates from 2020 when our dearest collins dubbed one individual as paker flud. he was forever remembered as such despite his unfortunate death in early 2022 due to the ares meta in valorant. he is also friends with sweaty valorant and jjhappychickens.
whoa hoooolyyyyy bruh thats a pakerflud right there.
pakerflud by nickyluvthehomies February 2, 2022
A manly name that shows signs of caring, loyalty and humor. He is the boy you want to know, he is the bog whole hits on everyone to see if anyone will care for him like he cares for everyone else.
Brehane is ok.

malfuglety 

difficulty or inability to understand current situation
What is your major malfuglety?
malfuglety by Danica Fox April 27, 2006
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