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asstassle

1) Another term used to describe an assclown, when the term assclown is used far too often.
2) One who commits an act of asstasslery
This asstassle decided to hop a divider and cause a 15 car pile up while trying to reach for their cell phone this morning while driving.
by Vinny D. January 15, 2003
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asstasslery

There was far too much asstasslery witnessed today.
by Vinny D. January 15, 2003
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Ho-bag

A bag used to carry hos
or
an undesireable pile of shit
I'm gonna take this bitch back to my place in this handy ho-bag
Look at that huge ho-bag, taking in all the cock he can unroll
by J-DOPE January 15, 2003
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jib

"jib that rail" "we could so jib that handrail"
by motionridr8 January 15, 2003
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ub3r

a more 1337 (leet) version of the word, uber; meaning very, or super
johnny knew when he hadn't done his homework that he was ub3r fux0red
by playinguitar4evr January 15, 2003
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lakpa

Nepales love slave that has mastered every move in the kamaa sutra and specializes in "The Swinging Sherpa."
Yo that lakpa was crazy in bed, she gave me the ol Swingin Sherpa, so i bitch slapped that ho!
by NIIIIIIIIIIICK January 15, 2003
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the rumple stiltskin

when an old man with a limp, crinkly old penis has sex with a sheep, and then watches his wife masterbate to the tape of it
yo old man funston and his girl rumple stiltskined our sheep!
by dragonslayer1111 January 15, 2003
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