sparkles

Your sparkles are nice.

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Zara Malik

Zara Malik: heavenly and seraphim, honey and moonlight in a quiet garden and starry-eyed divinity made up of solar flares and condemning sanctity.

Zara Malik is a nameless girl in freshest summer greens, a saint, an angel.

by secret admirer 👀 June 2, 2022

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shit dick

the end product of anal sex with a crusty dude & dirty skank

"yo man i heard hailey graham gave nick hoseman shit dick"
"figures, she's a nasty ass hoe who enjoys it up the ass"

by tomark182 June 16, 2016

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Ugly pity

When someone says "you'll find the right one eventually" because they feel bad about how unattractive you are.

P1: "I asked Belle Delphine on a date!"
P2: "what did she say"
P1: "I got rejected and she gave me the ugly pity"
P2: *drops an F in the chat*

by Thatonekid87 October 13, 2019

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shot in the face

"shot in the face" can be used in any situation where a person has truley fucked up the lives of other people. Thereby dismantling perfectly happy lives without regret.

The creator of Alf, the television sitcom series should be shot in the face for taking up valuable television viewing time.
Person 1: My God, wtf is Alf
Person 2: haha, it's some shitty show from the 80's. The person who thought it up should be shot in the face.
Person 1: yer I know, I'd so much rather be watching Friends right now aye.
Person 2: maybe you should be the one being shot in the face. Friends! Wtf I thought you said you'd stopped puffing the magic dragon.

by semaj ""132$ January 14, 2009

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