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illimar

a french accented dog who kicks to all high heaven after a good poop session and loves to lay in doorways and
meeee illimar? ah poopie so good! (kicks kicks)
by sholby April 21, 2011
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Chink shink

He went into combat with a chink shink
by Hannnnnd October 13, 2019
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FMUD

The abbreviation for when a girl says “Fill me up daddy!!!”
Was fucking this rando bitch last night and she was like FMUD!!
by kgriffin033 February 17, 2018
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dallasistheloml

my best friend, if she sees this, thank you for being there for me
dallasistheloml is the bestest friend anyone could ask for
by spvncerreid June 7, 2021
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democrat

1.Someone who doesn't get his(sic) opinions spoonfed to him(sic) by Rush Limbaud(sic) and Fox News.

2.Someone who gets their opinions spoonfed to them by George Soros and MTV.
by Amall July 18, 2005
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army helmet

When your just a tip and dont have a penis just a tip.
Gary pulled down his pants after swimming and everyone saw his army helmet and laughed at him.
by HazenCory January 11, 2008
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Twilight

Most things here for Twilight are written by people who are completely biased against it, and want to make sure whoever reads their definitions will join their little army. It's pathetic, so I will write mine as unbiased as I can (I will still write my opinions though).

This is a book written by Stephenie Meyer that has taken the hearts of teenage girls (and boys, possibly) everywhere across the country. I personally think it is very good, though some people think it isn't. I think that they think they can't like it because it's so popular and they don't want to be part of the crowd.

Bella Swan is a clumsy 17 year old that moves to the rainy town of Forks, from Phoenix. She meets Edward Cullen, who appears to hate her, though he saves her from being crushed by a truck. Eventually, it turns out the he is a vampire and she smells better to him than anyone else in the world. For some strange reason, this means that he loves her, and she loves him right back. In the first book, another vampire, James, chases Bella to Phoenix and attempts to kill her. Edward saves her. They go to the prom, even though Bella INSISTS that they don't.

Now this is my opinion. I'm not saying you have to agree with it.
I don't like Bella because she HATES with a strong, strong passion: presents, dancing, parties, groups of people, good attention, boys liking her, money being spent on her, etc. etc. etc.
Edward, I also don't like because he hates Jacob so much, and has no real reason to. Jacob loves Bella too. Oooooh, what a crime.
No offense to edward and bella lovers.

*Jacob is not even close to being a main character in the first book, but after that, he is. In case you're confused why people talk about him, and you've only read the first book.
The fight between Team Edward and Team Jacob from the Twilight series will never end.
by TOGEPI :) August 14, 2009
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