Urban Dictionary

Refering to a paticular style of whale eye, in which there is severe discoloration, aka exhaust burn, Is a precursor to a Rusty Sheriff's Badge and a Harvest Moon.

Retarded way of spelling words in an IM conversation, internet places etc properly..all the examples are listed below this definition.
Also called "No0b Writing" over Internet.
Also theres a big difference between words like "lol, btw,brb, wb etc.."

The art of ostentatiously preparing some god awful MSG laden protein shake in the gym whilst making sure everyone is looking..to impress the gents or the laydees in the gym !

A horribly degrading insult.

February 13 is the day you fuck your best friend then ask them to be your Valentine on February 14

A phrase referring to earning liquid dividends, most commonly used to explain how a type of dividends work to new people.

The phrase stems from the crypto currency Axion in which investors stake tokens in order to earn dividends. Some of the dividends are liquid, hence the phrase came to be.

This applies to any situation which can be solved by the improbable application of:
1) a swiss army knife
2) a roll of duct tape
3) a match
4) Richard Dean Anderson (aka MacGuyver)