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Desonte

A fiiiiiiiiine ass man
You seen Desonte? That man fiiiiiiine!
by Bigbootybooty August 5, 2022
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warm it up

1. to engage it sexuall activity.
2. to make something warmer as in a microwave.
1. "When you go over to her house make sure you warm it up"
2. "My rice is much too cold. It would be best to warm it up."
by buddy k June 18, 2007
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crunk

to be crazy and drunk at the same time
"If only there were a way to get crunk faster."
by TyphoonCrazy May 15, 2009
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Technurettes

The OCD impulse to shout your name, forte, and sometimes any motives for your current life goals/objectives.
Update: Technus 2.0 now comes without motive shouting.
Nicolai Technus, ghost of all technological electronics, shouted to the sky "I am Technus! Master of all electronics! Controller of all computing devices!" as a result of his technurettes.
by Reality Riddler September 19, 2014
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Baseball

Baseball is a game that smokers play while smoking marijuana. You hold in the smoke from every hit you take and the first one who breathes the smoke out loses
My lungs are stronger then all my friends i beat all my friends in baseball
by Da Bay Go Crazy December 9, 2008
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chin check

The act of surveiling your mate to see if they (usually a female) have been cheating. Literally, checking her chin for the testicles of another man to whom she has been giving oral sex. Made famous by the Snoop/Dre song, "Bitches Ain't Shit."
"...Snoop we got news/
Your girl was trickin' while you was draped in your county blues/
I ain't been out a second and already gotta do some muthafuckin chin checkin/
Move up the block as we groove down the block/
See my girl's house, Dre, pass the glock/
Kick in the do', I look on the flo'/
It's my little cousin Daz and he's fuckin' my hoe, yo/
(Bitches ain't shit)
I uncocked my shit...I'm heart-broke but I'm still loc'ed
Man, fuck a bitch!" - Snoop Dog and Dre, "Bitches Ain't Shit"
by johnwhkilla April 16, 2006
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Jesse walker

Jesse Walker:

A super amazing guy. He is very hot and has been known to be called gorgeous. He has bright green eyes and hair to be envious of. Sometimes they will does a pervert by saying perverted things, however usually just to me people laugh. Sometimes sense of humor can be misconstrued as something very dark. All most all women find him incredibly handsome and are extremely attracted to him.

Down side to Jesse Walker is that he loves hard, and when hurt tends to push people away. However, it is said that make-up sex with him is almost heavenly because women have claimed to see and thank the Lord during his excellent felacio.

Jesse Walker is a charmer, flirt, and true Casanova
Jesse Walker makes my loins tingle with desire. Where can I get a Jesse Walker?
by The Female Population July 26, 2017
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