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Josjor

Wow, that man with a beard and long hair looks like a Josjor.
by Jenna : February 11, 2009
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Medrow

V. When you had too much to drink and you soak the mattress in urine after getting pegged
"Dude he hit full on Medrow afterglow when I pegged him... glad I had the rubber sheets."
by Heretic Scribe January 11, 2020
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Pouch sniffer

An individual that can sniff out a pouch within 5km radius, usually between the hours of 6-7am
E.g. Christian 'Ricky Bobby' abandoned his fellow colleagues after picking up the fresh scent of a pouch.
"Christian the Pouch sniffer is using his Ricky Bobby eyes to get a sniff"
by Danskii October 28, 2021
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Freshman

9th graders, coming into high school thinking their cool until all the upperclassmen humiliate them and kick their asses. Some actually end up leaving, but the rest survive through the first couple weeks.
Me and my friend are juniors. It was the first week of school and we were looking for freshmen. One short, weak looking kid was wandering the halls, looking for his class. Without a word I walked up and took his backpack. "Grab him!" My friend said. The kid looked terrified, shaking all over. We lifted him in the air by his arms and legs and carried him outside. He finally got out a few words. "I have lunch money! Please don't hurt me!" he begged. I laughed and took the money. We carried him to the old rusty dumpster. You could smell it before it even came into view. I opened it. There was old rotten food, meat, spaghetti sauce, what looked like puke, chunky milk, and week old nacho cheese. I gagged at the sight of maggots crawling around inside. As we were about to throw him in, i stopped. "Take his clothes." The horrified look on his face was picture perfect.So we stripped his shirt, pants, shoes socks, and tighty whiteys. Completely naked, two inch dick freshman. Then we chucked him in. There was a splatting noise, followed by screams. We closed the dumpster and closed the padlock. We then left him for the janitor to find this afternoon.
by FreshmanCleaner August 10, 2010
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Nodeldoak

The american word Nodeldoak is a derived from two old latin words, "nodel" meaning "needle" and "doak" meaning "dick". The marriage of the two words was developed in the early to late stages of construction of the latest Virginia Class Submarine, the USS North Dakota.

The coin phrase "nodeldoaking" can often be confused with a Sweedish term for dancing flamboyantly.
"Watch what your doing Nodeldoak" or "That kid Marvin is a real Nodeldoak"

"Yesterday I went to a club where I noticed two dudes Nodeldoaking, it was pretty grotesque"
by diced October 2, 2014
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talkingship

The point between the beginning of talking to someone and the definition of the relationship. Two people are not in a relationship, do not have a title, but claim they only talk to each other.
"So are you two together, are you two in a relationship"
"No, we just started talking, it's like we are in a talkingship."
by kayal February 28, 2015
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corey

Great at everything he does if life but can be a rapscallion at times.
I wish I could be a corey
by Rapscallioon June 18, 2018
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