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GOMH

Charles, no. Get out my head! (Charles, no. GOMH!)
by gomhnig January 14, 2007
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Sniffers Knob

When after a night of too much powdered substances your penis becomes slightly shrivelled and harder to find
Fucking hell mate I've got a bad case of sniffers knob today
by Shaunyboy September 15, 2013
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crumpin

"crazy humpin"

usually a dance move, and not a very good one.
look at that fool what's he doin?

he's crumpin.
by Leez September 2, 2005
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tooltacker

One who pleasures themselves furiously

A person who happily attacks his own tool.
"why didn't Stu show up for the Chelmsford Angling Society's annual meeting last night?"
"I heard he tugged his lovepipe so hard whilst dogging by the lakes, that he had to call an ambulance. What a TOOLTACKER!"
by Tommy Tooltacker March 21, 2014
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Spaceflight Engineering

The practice of designing, building, and testing the vehicles that carry humans and cargo beyond Earth's atmosphere, requiring a tolerance for risk that would be considered pathological in any other field. Spaceflight engineers must account for vacuum, radiation, extreme temperatures, and the fundamental hostility of the universe to human existence. They work with margins so thin that a single faulty O-ring can end a mission and lives. They then watch their creations launch, knowing that if they made a mistake, it will be very public and very final.
Spaceflight Engineering Example: "She was a spaceflight engineer who spent three years designing a valve for a rocket's fuel system. The valve worked perfectly during tests. On launch day, she watched from mission control, holding her breath for the two minutes the valve was active. It worked. She exhaled. Then she started worrying about the next valve, because that's what spaceflight engineers do—worry sequentially."
by Abzugal February 14, 2026
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Anarchism

Perfect state of humanity where if you want something, take it; Every man for himself, no taxes, nobody tells you what to do; Iraq
by me April 18, 2003
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Shaylee Salkeld

Shaylee Salkeld is the most amazing, funniest girl/boy you will ever meet
Shaylee Salkeld is pretty smart
by Ash bill November 24, 2021
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