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grunting a loaf

To defecate forcefully and voluminously.
I ate a whole rotisserie chicken and seven hot dogs. Several hours later, I grunted out a massive loaf.
by loafgrunter January 20, 2003
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Hot Ham and Cheese

Intercourse while the female has a yeast infection. Also known as "5th Base"
Even though the smell is aweful, there is nothing more rewarding than a Hot Ham and Cheese
by Anonymous January 20, 2003
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The Old Switch-er-oo

Japonese torture technique known as "Ranlofan". The testicles are removed from a criminals scrotum, and the eyes are removed from his head. The testicles are then placed in the eye sockets, and the eyes are sewn into his scrotum-- all while he is awake.
"In punishment for molesting midgets, I condemn you to the old switch-er-oo!"
"NO! ANYTHING BUT THAT! PLEASE!"
by Anonymous January 20, 2003
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fey

Sucko is so fucking fey.
by Gracq January 20, 2003
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idfk

A semi-polite way of admitting that you don't have a clue. Abbreviation for "I don't f***ing know."
by Gumby January 20, 2003
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The Old Switch-er-oo

Pretending to be your identical twin (if you have one) to have sex with his or her significant other.
I pulled the Old Switch-er-oo last night on your girlfriend, I didn't realize it was her first time, I tapped that sh*t. Hope you like seconds.
by Jizzle Rizzle January 20, 2003
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punk rock

Something that was good in the old days and stood for something, now it just sucks.
You're mom's a punk rock.
by Jizzle Rizzle January 20, 2003
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