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The act of redirecting a questioning customer to a non-existent (and distant) area of a large superstore. Done either for reasons of expedient break-taking, general cluelessness or for the amusement of one's self and close shelf-stacking peers. Often all three.
Customer: Could you tell me where I could find the <mildly obscure product> please?
Bitter shelf-stacking monkey: Certainly noble sir/kind madam. I believe said item is located in aisle 69 - keep walking to the far side of the store, and it will be right there on your left.
Bitter shelf-stacking monkey: Certainly noble sir/kind madam. I believe said item is located in aisle 69 - keep walking to the far side of the store, and it will be right there on your left.
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by TwitterTea October 20, 2020
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A person who shows a decided lack of sense or intelligence.
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A politician or advocate for the Democrat party
A person who shows a decided lack of sense or intelligence.
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A politician or advocate for the Democrat party
That DDD believes every lie told to them.
Did you see what the president said today, what a total DDD
Did you see what the president said today, what a total DDD
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Carcoonian The Great: is a god hailing from the lands of coonlandia where the rivers flow chocolate and there’s plenty of bananas for the monkeys.
Also known as Carcaniggeris
Carcoonian The Great: is a god hailing from the lands of coonlandia where the rivers flow chocolate and there’s plenty of bananas for the monkeys.
Also known as Carcaniggeris
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Friend: We don't have money to spare, we have to ford the river!
Me: You're right. Let's do this. We have 3 oxen, 600 pounds of food, 100 bullets, and 4 sets of clothes. We CAN make it.
Both: Okay, easy.... easy... we've got it. we've got it! FUCK!
Game: Your cart has flipped. You have lost: 3 OXEN. 600 POUNDS OF FOOD. 100 BULLETS. 4 SETS OF CLOTHES.
Both: FUUUUUUUUCK *crying*
Me: You're right. Let's do this. We have 3 oxen, 600 pounds of food, 100 bullets, and 4 sets of clothes. We CAN make it.
Both: Okay, easy.... easy... we've got it. we've got it! FUCK!
Game: Your cart has flipped. You have lost: 3 OXEN. 600 POUNDS OF FOOD. 100 BULLETS. 4 SETS OF CLOTHES.
Both: FUUUUUUUUCK *crying*
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