Urban Dictionary

An individual area of Usenet containing text posting vaguely related to the defined subject for the newsgroup. Web equivalent is a message board

Web based forum for posting opinions and argument - mostly of an irrelevant nature

1) The ultimate verbal expression of frustration
2) Utter rubbish
3) 'dog's bollocks' - can't be bettered

Someone too incompetent to do any real work but who now has the authority to fuck up the work of those who aren't

Means by which at least 30% of your life is stolen from you to enrich the owners of a company making useless shit that some other poor idiot in a job will buy.

Term of abuse coined by Chris Morris, creator of The Day Today and Brass Eye

Series of real-time text communication channels where people congregate to ask each other why no-one's saying anything interesting without realising it's because they are fuckwits who have nothing worthwhile to say to each other