Urban Dictionary

A person who tries to be sneaky in a mischievous way. One who tries to lie or cheat his fellow man or woman usually involving money or something of value.

When "something" goes in the opposite direction, it has negative distance.

n. (bEER uh-mEr-jen-Cy) nicknamed emergency for the sole purpose of stealing your friends away from home to drink an 18-pack (or any large amount of beer) in thiry minutes. Then following this you return back to your previous activity.

A language spoken by humanoid alien creatures called the Levita, or levitater when translated into English. These creatures live on a planet called Elton.

The woman I can't live without the most amazin person you will ever encounter an angel sent down from God this woman right here is my lil baby my everythin she means the world to me i’ll give anything for her greatest thing to ever happen to me just a dream come true bein with her she gives me the best feelin ever the feelin of bein loved unconditionally Point blank period she just phenomenal and I love her

A woman who makes Fud the Stud a happy man. She is vegan and has a lovely dog named Basil. She has not one, not two, but THREE CHILDREN, and still manages to stay calm on a daily basis. She has red hair as she is 50% Elmo and a 'mullet'. She is very caring and giving and puts other people before her.

Tall, Beautiful, Brown haired and brown eyed girl. Has Natural Highlights. Pretty Smile, Freckles. coolest girl you will ever meet! Fun to be around! Sexy, Perfect Body, Has all the boys lined up at her door! men Like her, Women Idolize her. She's a crazy, funny, outgoing type of gal. will do anything crazy and fun! Not like any other girl. she is very loving and caring. loves nature and being around people. very down to earth, has a good sense of humor, a little bit dirty minded but thats okay cause everyone thinks its Halarious . best girl friend anyone could possibly have. If you know a Shannon, Get to know her, It could possibly be the best thing thats ever happened to you! she's a Good kisser, amazing in bed. funniest girl ever!