Urban Dictionary

A girl who likes to have multiple partners in a short amount of time, sometimes even at the same time. They usually always deny their sluttiness. Often hang out with god like men such as Sheldons and Aarons

A member of a cult that worships the idea of a powerful being. They tend to try to convert you with a positive attitude, and yet hate on everyone that does not believe in their religion or go against whatever is in the one and only Bible. They are very easy to spot and are a bit of a Narc. They try to bribe you with food and high-fives. Don't fall for their tricks.

People who use telemark skis in which the heel is free from the binding as opposed to downhill skiing with which the heel is locked into the binding. Thus, these types of skiers have to drag there knee on the ground to make the tight turns which come so easily to the downhill skier.

An electronic device spawned from the depths of hell to prey on the idiots of this world that I wouldn't ever want to own even if someone tried to give it to me for free

anything you want, everything you want, whatever you want, and random word that can be used in your everyday vocabulary list to either yell at someone, or to respond to a question... this one word could mean a whole sentence. it's the gift of god.
It is pronounced Sh-moe.

A humongous fat woman.

The President of the United States of America from 2000 - 2008. His presidency will go down in history as a big turning point in America: The start of government-hating. In the last few years a new fad has taken hold on the general public: anything that the president/his administration does should be seen as absolutely wrong and conspiracy. On September 11th, 2001, 3000 innocent civilians were murdered in a vicious TERRORIST attack. It is because of that attack that we have troops in Afghanistan and Iraq, searching for Al Quada groups. This fad has gone so far, that people actually believe that our own president planned 9/11 in order to invade these countries and take oil... conveniently these are the same people who choose to ignore the fact that we have yet to take a drop of oil. other conspiracy theories state the government has interest in setting up a puppet government that we control and exploit for our own interest.

Of course these people neglect to notice that:

A similar fight occurred 60 years ago... when we invaded Japan after they attacked us in Pearl Harbor. Although we still have a few military bases there, the Japanese government is an efficiently running democracy.

The War on Iraq set out to achieve this same goal. With a surge in troops the war is going smoothly...

Of course the media would never admit such a thing.