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depression

Im probablyl not adding anything realy new but this is my description of depression.

Imagine sitting inside of a box, Its a totaly transparent box, You can see a whole world outside of you with all the pleasures it can offer (you know like having fun with friends, playing games, listening to your favorite music, etc) Heres the catch, that box your inside of... Its bolted to the ground. Your trapped inside with no way of ever getting out.

To me, That is what depression feels like
Depression
I feel like a rat in a trap, Always wanting to break free of my restraints and run, But the metal only digs deeper the more I struggle.
by Skullbait July 2, 2007
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Tit Burglar

Verb. One who runs by a well endowed women and grabs her chest before she knows what's what.
Hey Did u hear Rorrie got a Tit Burglar degree when he totally got Lauren yesterday
by Sash Marler February 17, 2006
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Generous Unicorn

The act of a man wearing a strap on dildo on his forehead, as if to appear like a unicorn, then while laying on his back, another man inserts the dildo into his ass and begins to ride it, then the man laying down gives a hand job and licks the the other mans balls as they land on his face during the dildo riding, while also jerking himself off. Then after both parties ejaculate, they mix their cum together and open mouth kiss with the mixture in both their mouths.
Did u hear that nick gave dave a generous unicorn last night?
by Stinky Wesson June 10, 2021
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Catcher’s mitt

Tricking someone with a handjob instead of penetration without their knowledge
I thought I was fucking her in the arse but she was giving me the catcher’s mitt
by Floppy1975 August 24, 2019
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paper-saviour

When one has a horrificaly messy shit and realises there is no paper, hearby using a paper-saviour to clean themselves up - eg, old train tickets, pages from a book, £10 bills. Not to be confused with paper-saver.
"The night was dark, cold and remote. I had been in this toilet for six minutes now, wondering how I could get myself out of the shitty mess I had made of my arsehole. Then I seen it. A paper-saviour in the form of an old sock, disguarded like it had no purpous on Earth anymore. 'Well it would have one more use now' I thought as I wiped away smiling."
by Martin Hunter May 3, 2006
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Keyton

Keyton is a vaginal slayer with a meaty dick for the homies.
Woah that's keyton watch out for his cock.
by Lavontedeville November 23, 2021
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jam

another word for "do", or to take action

or to smoke pot
"I'll jam that."

or

"You guys wanna go jam?"
by chillinthamost July 15, 2008
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