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male blindness

When a snowboarder/mountainborder becomes distracted by a fellow females "jiggling parts"
Man, I suffered from male blindness and totally cranked that tree.
by Chris A. H. November 29, 2006
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speaking Portuguese

I'm so tired - I was up late last night speaking Portuguese with my girlfriend...
by Late Eddie September 1, 2009
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Gay group sex

What a bunch of guys do when they’re all horny. Sometimes a circle jerk, sometimes a gangbang.

The locker room was often filled with completely naked guys, whipping each other with towels and doing the helicopter with their dicks. Ryker decided he wanted to have more fun. He laid a towel down on a bench and got on top of it so that he was facing up. He grabbed Lance and Peter by their cocks and began jerking them off at a relatively fast pace. Corbin, often referred to as the leader (possibly because of his 8 inch dick compared to the other boys’ 4 and 5 inches), got the memo and shoved the first 3 inches of his dick down Ryker’s throat. Ryker took Corbin’s dick out of his mouth to tell Steven and Aiden to suck his nipples. Ben, a lanky boy with a 7 inch dick got between Ryker’s legs and began thrusting into his ass. Ryker let out a cry of pleasure, barely feeling the pain (that wasn’t the first time something that big was in his hole), then a gasp as he felt a wetness around his own cock. Chris, one of the smallest boys on the team, had started sucking off Ryker and had almost all of it down. Nico, feeling left out, got behind Ben, who was now going even faster, and began rubbing his own 5 incher between Ryker’s feet. He didn’t have a foot fetish, but he did realize that it felt pretty goddamn good, almost like a hand. The locker room was filled with the moans of the boys and the sound of their balls slapping together and cum squirting out.
Eventually, Ben pulled out of Ryker, leaving a gaping hole, and Corbin took his dick out of Ryker’s mouth. Ryker felt like his jaw was locked, but Corbin felt like he had just gotten his dick enlarged from the way that Ryker had been sucking on his dick. The other boys slowly “detached” themselves from Ryker, leaving him on the bench. He had passed out from the pleasure. They decided to leave him with a gift. They gathered around him in a circle, each reaching for the cock of the guy to the right of them, and began jerking each other off. They all came quickly, despite their 20 minute gay group sex session right before. They covered Ryker with cum so that he looked like his sun screen hadn’t been rubbed in. They knew no one would be suspicious of it, because lots of them had stayed to watch. All in all, they felt amazing. They wanted to do it again, but surprisingly, Corbin said that he wanted to be the one lying down this time. Nico smiled inwardly, as he had been wanting to fuck Corbin since he joined the team.
Thanks for reading! I hope you got to cum.
by Call 429-256-9562 February 13, 2024
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furikake

the best way to eat rice on the planet second to Indian curry. its rice topped with a seasoning of seaweed, bonito flakes, soy sauce etc and topped with hoisin sauce if you want.
Furikake Gohan is delicious.
by Tingle Likes Rupees October 11, 2019
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keimon

A tall handsome boy thats funny good with relationships and who has a abnormal penis up to 9 to 10 inches
Here comes keimon funny ass
by Jania March 19, 2017
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goatface

when a man has a large beard that makes him look slightly goatlike.
Girl 1:Have you seen John's new beard
Girl 2: Yeah, it's why we call him goatface.
by Sarah and Miranda June 3, 2013
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The Big Black

A map on osu! once to be considered the hardest.
Guy: Bro! I've tried for so long but I can't beat The Big Black !
by Apollo2474 February 21, 2021
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