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wuwer

*wooo-were
Defines a device used to take measurements.
See Also ruler
Hey Marshall, do you have a wuwer?
by Fall Guy September 19, 2005
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grimice

Ronald McDonalds retarted friend.
Possibly a giant purple butt-plug...
grimice: GRrrrrrrrrrrkanarf.
Ronald: Eat shit butt-plug.
Hamburgaler: Hey ronald I go...
Ronald: Not now, Fuck off douche-bag.n why do I hang out with a thief. FUCK! I need my crank.
by Dan Mitts January 11, 2008
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Penis

by Yahoo urban February 5, 2020
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Longchamp

1. a french man/woman who is extremely attractive, with angular legs and curly hair.

2. a very distinctive type of laugh, usually associated with squealing, cackling, snorting, yelling, drawing attention to one's self, or covering one's mouth with one hand, while audibly laughing...and slapping the person in whom one is sitting next to

3. the quality of lacking basic storytelling skills
(so the other day...*laughs* it was so insert any adjective)

4. the characteristic in which causes one to cross the line of funny and awkward...every time given the opportunity
*people look questioningly at a short legged, curly headed, yet extremely attractive person*
person one: "they must be a Longchamp"
by LongchampWannabe February 24, 2011
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fa huge

adj. More polite abbreviation for "fucking huge." Something that is much larger than its normal-sized counterpart and as a result, often out of proportion and much less pleasant to experience.
"Did you see the fa huge inflatable gorilla on the roof of that car dealership?"

"That baby could be cute, but it has a fa huge head!"

"I would have gotten the free coffee, but there was a fa huge line, so I bailed."
by mandyworld June 19, 2009
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I'd plow the field

Means you would want to have sexual relations with a woman, but not normal sexual relations, really really sexual relations, like you would want to with jessica alba or carmen electra. In other words you would fuck the shit out of her.

See: i'd hit the fuck out of it
Guy 1: Ayo you know angie from george lopez?

Guy 2: Hell yeah, I'd plow the field.

Guy 1: Haha who wouldnt?
by I'd Plow Jessica's Field July 21, 2009
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Ayl

You ayl.
by Shrek kid July 19, 2021
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