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Lawnstarter

a place where you can go ahead and schedule a lawnmowing service for your house or company except everything they do will be absolutely wrong and disgusting. people will steal from your yard and your wallet will be emptied in less than 5 mins.
I requested a lawnmowing service with Lawnstarter and instead my yard is missing a roof
by vladimirlawn March 10, 2022
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oedipwn'd

To be the male subject a prank that involves your girlfriend/lover posing as your mom.
Epic Wife Prank : Husband replaces sugar with salt, and hands it over to his wife. Thinking it is sugar she puts it into her coffee and is disgruntled by the sour bitter taste. Husband laughs at her, but instead she laughs at him, claiming that the joke is on him since she is secretly his mother. Her serious face and tone forces him to reconsider, thoughts of shame and taboo cross his mind as she laughs and exclaims that he's been oedipwn'd!
by redthorn May 26, 2011
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lawl

it is used for lol but as more of a sound effect. Like times when you actually do lol, a type of giggle burst that is almost a cry.
person 1: OMG I just spilled cola all over my keyboard!!
person 2: lawl !
by Chimworth June 25, 2007
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Urbandictionary Disease

When all day definitions for UD pop into your head
Guy: Doc, I think I'm sick

Doc: What do you have?

Guy: Urbandictionary disease

Doc: That's bad, smoke some weed
by qwertymf5 July 3, 2010
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Empty Nuts

When you masterbate so much that nutting no longer feels good.
I’ve been watching so much porn lately that I’m getting empty nuts.
by KermitFrogg June 23, 2019
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Midget

A person who is small for his/her age and quite annoying. Often said to smaller men who are plain stupid.
"Look at ya! Midget" Care to get any taller?"
by equinox_07 April 18, 2018
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moondow

Hey Greg! Have you seen the moondows tonight made by the super moon?
by fweqjkfhqwjkqewf November 13, 2016
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