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Mormon handshake

1. Giving someone a handshake right after having sex without washing your hands.

2. When you’re right in the middle of having some nasty ass sex with your beautiful girlfriend when you suddenly hear a knock on the door. She is moaning loud, You’re both dripping in sweat, hair is a wreck, the room is hot and smelling like sex. She’s still lying on the couch naked, sexy and covered in sweat. She grabs a blanket to cover herself. You jump up and quickly put your shorts on and run to the door. You’re greeted by 2 nice young boys dressed in white shirts and ties who ask if you would like to hear more about our lord and savior Jesus Christ. You nicely decline and reach out your hand for a friendly handshake, completely forgetting that only moments ago your fingers were just deep inside your girlfriends wet pussy.
Dude, my hand smells like sex I think that guy just gave me a Mormon handshake.
by StarGirl;) June 26, 2022
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Zero Requiem

To reconcile people who hate each other by making yourself out to be a much greater enemy who they will focus their hate on instead and unite against. Named after a plan made by Lelouch from Code Geass.
Some guy: My family had another major argument again last night.
Another guy: Wow really? Did someone get hurt?
Some guy: No I pulled a Zero Requiem, but that means I won't be able to go home for a while now.
by Psykofreac April 20, 2013
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School

Bro I can’t wait to burn the school down
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Arnav

A gigachad who only plays valve games thinking it makes him cool and bullies his friends but they like it smh.

Also keeps 1v1ing his brother all the time.
Man where is daniel these days ?

He is busy being an Arnav
by 456h December 1, 2021
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Narcissist

Twittter user.
Joe is a narcissist because he thinks people give a shit about his Twitter updates.
by Bob McJob August 9, 2009
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JoshJepson

JoshJepson

JoshJepson is a small Youtuber who does Let's plays.
He is 18,Has done 7 LPs from Ocarina of Time to Super Mario Sunshine. He has many quotes such as ITS NOT SUPPOSE TO GO AT A ANGLE!!! He was talking about the wind in SMS. His first Let's play was Twilight Princess and right now he is working on OoT and Outland. He has over 25k subs from a few weeks ago. Josh was on TheRunawayGuys for 1 collab lp of Super Mario Bros Wii.
Quotes: ITS NOT SUPPOSE TO GO AT A ANGLE
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MMMMEEERMAN
Inspiration:NintendoCapriSun

Dude I just finished watching a episode of JoshJepson WindWaker.
I just watched a lp of TLOZ WindWaker.And it wasJoshJepson
by MadDog986 June 20, 2011
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kicking low

To say something (usually a reference to something personal; a weak point; sensitive, vulnerable & unprepared to be targeted) that is unethical & unnecessary, for the purpose of being offensively humorous, to make a point, scold & discipline someone or to gain the upper hand in conversation.

To kick low is to kick the balls. So essentially, kicking low is a metaphoric cheap shot, which is primarily verbal.

Using this kind of manipulation usually results in growing trust issues. For it makes the victim of kicking low hesitant to share information, particularly that which is sensitive, emotional & personal, in fear it will be used against them to ridicule them & manipulate them. Excessive use of this manipulation is considered abusive.
Bébé (responding to an image): A QT autistic anime loving gamer Muslim
Bébé (being a troll): That is completely Haram
Moi (being a muslim): no its not >:C
Bébé: Well
Bébé: Self harm is surely
Moi (having had an emotional moment that resulted in self harm the other day): (takes a heavy breath in) Kicking low are we
by Killossal September 12, 2017
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