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h-may

1. An acronym used to reflect the four words; i.h - how, ii. m - mad, iii. a -are, iv. you.

2. Used in an insulting manner or in manner of ridicule to described an individual's increasing anger, frustration, anxiety, or animosity.
1-2. H-may man since I blatantly humiliated you in front of everyone here today?
by nb*mb March 26, 2010
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bought a jaguar

When you buy something that needs CONSTANT maintenance to keep it running, resulting in buyers remorse and ceaseless headaches.
"Mr. Dipshit just had a waterfall landscape thing (or a pool) installed in his yard". "Yep...he'll be cleaning algae out of THAT thing every week. Looks like he's bought a Jaguar"
by Greyborzoi April 3, 2008
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slippery slap

After having sex with your girlfriend you keep the condom close so that after your girlfriend falls asleep you place your load in her hand and tickle her nose so as to make her slap your load in her face. Same thing can be done with whipped cream but not as funny.
Jay "last night I waited till my wife went to sleep and gave her a slippery slap"
Mark "how did that work out for you?"
Jay "she kicked my ass when she woke up..."
by barnmaster98 July 14, 2010
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limp lettuce

a term used for a woman with a loose vagina
hit that

na man she got the limp lettuce
by frickinburt January 17, 2014
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Dicktor Scale

A judge of bad men, rated by girls. Like 'Ricktor Scale' but for dicks. Goes up to 10 usually.
"He is definitely a 7.5 on the DS"

1:*Crying*"Martha! He dumped me!"
2:"That guy just hit 10 on the Dicktor Scale"
by Awkward. June 7, 2014
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Spirit-fucked

to be so overcome by the Holy Spirit that you seem to be drunk, high, fucked up, etc.
I went to church this morning and got so Spirit-fucked i couldn't drive home!
by oddkin March 6, 2005
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Kai

She is the most handsome girl you’ve ever seen she doesn’t like showing her feelings she’s a bitch in a good way she’s the most caring person you will ever meet i am obsessed with her she’s cold at first but when you get to know her she will make you laugh your ass off she’s smart and i love that about her she doesn’t like you flirting but she flirts alot she gives you mixed signals that’s why i don’t know if she likes me or not she’s the most private person she doesn’t tell you any of her problems but if she do your lucky it takes time to get her trust she’s my comfort person and i love her
Chaeyoung: i need a gf

Me: date kai
by - 1 November 24, 2021
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