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Jayden

Jayden is the cutest, funniest, and sweetest person you will ever meet. He's not the smartest, but he's smart when it comes to the girls he chooses. Jayden will fight any battle for you to make sure you're happy. Jayden may seem happy at first, but when you really get to know him you find out things about the real him. If you're dating a Jayden then you're lucky because he'll make sure to treat you like his queen. He's weird at first, but give him time because you'll regret it if you don't give him the chance. Any guy that's not Jayden will let you down.
Girl 1: Have you heard of the new student Jayden? He's so sweet!
Guy 1: I mean... yeah I guess he's pretty sweet.
Girl 1: I'll make sure to make him mine before any of these other girls steal him.
by soggyworm April 29, 2022
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inviteabragged

When someone knowingly knows you will be unable to attend something but invites you anyway to brag about what they will be doing.
John inviteabragged us to dinner tonight 4 hours before they are leaving known we will be unable to find a sitter.
by Norton Ellis-Shepherd Sr. July 14, 2022
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Goose Necked

When a women performs oral sex while the male encounter hold her neck as you would in a headlock. Moving the head of the female encounter up and down rapidly.
Alexa was goose necked this weekend by Spoony who is very grimy.
by Goose Neck Whatcher June 2, 2009
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goddamn fuck

1. When the gettin is so good, you gotta say, 'I said, "Godamn!".
2. Not just a normal time to say Fuck: a higher level of intensity in a particular sitch.
1. They were having a goddamn fuck that day: "Baby your ass is so stellar, I said godamn!"
2. Tina had literally just shit the bed. "Goddamn fuck, who gon' clean that literal shit up bitch!".
by Blunt Monk July 24, 2017
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Gianna

A kind girl who not only is pretty, but will accept anybody as a friend. That does not stops boys from falling for her though.
Man, Gianna is the best. 😄
by chaseprovostthehunt April 4, 2017
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Slore

A combination of the words sloth and whore. Characterized as a three-toed, slow moving slut.

Alternately, a slut and whore, but less commonly used.
Oh my god, that girl is such a slore!

Oh, because she sleeps around?

...No, because she has three toes and a three hour mile time.
by *~slorezgalore~* August 7, 2011
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eco-boner

The reaction an eco-friendly male experiences when they come into contact with eco-friendly technology or lust item.
This new cell phone made entirely out of bamboo give the San Fran guys an eco-boner
by JamieSeguin June 26, 2007
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