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Doorknobs

Deadpool's name for his guns.

A recurring gag of Deadpool's is when he calls his guns "doorknobs", only to confuse both allies and enemies.
"Doorknobs don't kill people; I kill people." ~ Deadpool
by Merc of a Mouth January 10, 2013
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tardapult

A Tardapult is a device used to hurl retards over varying distances by employing miscellaneous spring-like materials such as bungee cords, small trees, etc...
During the intermission at the hockey game they played "Tard Bowling" by loading the Tardapult (a giant bungee cord) and slid a retard on a crazy carpet toward center ice to knock over some oversized bowling pins. This could also have been done by shooting 2 retards from either end of the rink towards center ice but this game would be called "Smash Up Tards"
by The Ringer November 27, 2007
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Jonny Peal

1. Go or leave Quickly.
2. Act of running away.

Comes from pealing out (squealing tires) when getting away.
A: Yo dude the cops are coming!
B: Damn bro we better jonny peal!
by Daniel Cameron January 6, 2005
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javalick

when you stick your toung all the way in a your partners butt while pulling out her pubic hairs.
the other day my girls friend was drunk and i gave her a javalick!
by kyle, andrew March 14, 2008
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vicarisex

Vicarious sex, having intercourse with a partner's partner.
John and Sheela dated, Sheela slept with Jeff. John and Jeff had vicarisex.
by DpMmRr April 29, 2010
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Vobineal

A depressed person on the verge of sewer slide (aka passing away) and most of the time not loved
Omg she’s so “Vobineal” 😳💕
by Xyzoa September 15, 2021
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Negrage

When a black person gets angry and begins to fire expletives.

Negro+Rage
That bitch with the stale bucket of chicken is showing some serious negrage.
by thefischer August 18, 2009
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