Urban Dictionary

This is a clothing store that provides cool clothes, but people think its way too expensive. Too bad your guys heads are stuck up too far in your ass's to see that other stores just might be more expensive!

Masturnation: noun, the form of jerking off that President Obama has done all over and around the USA, repeatedly.

Bunch of n00bs with gay skins, suck at english and life.

A term coined by Indie rock band, Deer, Daniel, that is used when everything is good and right. Most effective when spoken in a surfer/ninja turtle voice, but not necessarily crucial. KABATCHI!

Macbooks are laptops built and sold by Apple. They have very limited resources, are incapable of running software, and are priced at about...oh...your first born child. Lots of 'shiny' effects, bells and whistles decorate the mac OS. The good news is they look cool. The bad news is that it doubles the cost of the laptop.

See, when you buy a Mac, you're not just buying a computer. You're buying an IMAGE. A Personality. Something THAT WILL SHOW THE WORLD HOW AWESOME YOU ARE.

It's interesting to notice the laptop types when moving from major to major in a university. For example, in the Computer Science department, about half the people use Linux, half use Windows. In the Engineering and Math departments, about a fourth use Linux, and 3 quarters use Windows. In the Geology department (see Rocks for Jocks) Macs are predominant, with a slight sprinkling of Windows thrown in. In Business (Douchology) and the Liberal Arts (sponsored by your local Feminazi chapter!) classes I've taken, I've yet to see a single non-Apple product.

So, as you can clearly see, the amount of Macs bought by a population sample is inversely proportional to that sample's knowledge of computers and technology.

v. vaginal sex. Refer to Fluting

A self-esteemed guy ,who generally thinks he is the best in his circle but everyone knows how chutiya he is ,he ain't a trustworthy friend at all will leave you in your bad times