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skoalie

Fellatio. Also used as an adjective to describe a person who gives a lot of fellatio, as in a "skoalie broad".
Yo son, your girl Monica is a skoalie broad!
by Justin in ATL February 20, 2008
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Muff Paste

Muff paste
The sticky liquid that can be harvested from your lady friends vagina.
It is a multi purpose liquid that can be refined for different situations.
Among other meanings it is the congealed white paste caught in a mans pubic hair after a good sex session.
Clinical studies have revealed that there is a link between hotness and potentness of muff paste. The hotter the lady friend the better the muff paste. Ratten lady friends produce lower quality muff paste.
During studies no animals were harmed. All muff paste tests were conducted under international muff regulations which confirm to the muff study of 1992.
Example 1: It can be used for ailments and ointments. If it is pure clean muff paste it can be used as an antiseptic healing cream like sudocreme / germolene.
Example 2: Depending on its viscosity rating you could use it as engine oil. Lubrication is a good property.
Example 3: It can be used as a crack filling product like polyfiller. Leaving a surface that can be painted over for the perfect smooth finish.
Example 4: Stinky muff paste of the worst kind could be used as a weapon of mass destruction (WMDofMUFF) causing world chaos.

Health and Safety warning: Muff paste samples should only be handled by highly trained wasters.
Goggles should be warn at all time when handling muff paste.
Never ingest the muff paste fumes and alert emergency services of any direct contact with muff paste.
Copyright: Boys from Bangor (x3).
I was bucking your ma last night and she produced some mighty fined muff paste.
We are now harvesting your ma!
by Muff_Paste_master June 14, 2014
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fender jam

In winter, that brown and off-white amalgam of snow, ice, salt, sand, and other assorted debris that collects in the wheel wells and/or under the fenders of any vehicle that is so equipped. See also toe jam.
Before leaving, warm up the car and clean out the fender jam.
by Hendy June 25, 2004
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gregorismos

gregorismos is a religion that says that grhgorhs koytsonas (pineapple) is the god
gregorismos is the true way of life
by gregorisss November 30, 2019
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October 17th

you should get macy presents on her birthday, it is october 17th.
by back again October 15, 2019
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bum meat

what faggots have for dinner...
oooohhh...theres some nice bum meat on Will & Grace tonight...especially that poof who thinks hes a bigger poof than he actually is....ooohh
by Robert J. Melrose June 4, 2003
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Kiss anybody day

The day where u kiss anyone you want when ever you want. Single or taken! This is an excuse to kiss someone on April 17 and 18 🤫🤪
Me: yo Jeremy did you know tomorrow is kiss anybody day ?

Jeremy: yea I’m gonna kiss that girl tomorrow !
by Idk sis April 16, 2019
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