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jordan

Person 1: Yo its Jordan!
Person 2: Neek.
by fruitmix December 2, 2021
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Grenine

Grand, amazing, fabulous. Often shortened to gr9, it's more than just "gr8"
Person 1: they should make a dvorak for touchscreens so that people will make less typos
Person 2: omg that would be grenine
by adlez September 7, 2013
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Sarah

a nice quiet smart girl who likes dancing drawing and reading. she isnt too girly and is fun to be around. despite her awkwardness she is very flirty. she has awsome long hair and really cool hazel eyes and is pretty even though she doesnt belive it
That girl is awkward and funny and kinda pretty, i think i like her and sarah is an awsome name
by wheelerkid February 11, 2012
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OMJ

Off my jock, off my johnson. (in other words; get off my penis or preferably dick.) No homo. Also like saying, get off my back or leave me alone.
Tristan: Willy Will, you never hit me up man.
Willy Will: Tristan, you wanna get omj?!
by B .Hood November 22, 2011
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Crystal

She is a beautiful girl that might go threw a lot but always has a smile on her face. She is friends with 2 girls named Destini and Wendy and they are always there for each other.
"Crystal is so fucking pretty and keeps her head up high :) "
by hgcdckchkb March 1, 2019
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Corona internet

When your internet connection is bad due to multiple people using the same connection.

Named after the the disease that caused many countries to enforce quarantines which meant people had to stay indoors where all they could do was stream movies and tv-shows which used a lot of bandwidth
"I can't play with this corona internet"
by _Olter April 4, 2020
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Brocryption

The act of claiming your app uses “end-to-end encryption” while refusing to show the code, the protocol, or literally anything that proves it. Security is provided by the developer’s confidence, not cryptography.

Definition:
A magical form of “encryption” powered by trust-me energy. If you ask for the source code, a third-party audit, or even basic documentation, you will be accused of “not believing in the vision.”

Typical features of Brocryption™:

Closed source
No audits
No whitepaper
Lots of buzzwords
Zero math

Warning signs:
If the security model requires faith instead of proofs, congratulations, you’ve encountered Brocryption™.
I asked how their encryption worked and they said ‘we can’t show you, it’s proprietary.’ That’s not end-to-end, that’s Brocryption.
by Baube19 November 4, 2025
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