while having sex, a midget rumbler is replacing yourself with a pig when your partner closes her eyes and hitting her in the head with a hammer after she notices.
yo i heard anna nicole smith died from a midget rumbler.
also
"oh shit man we killed her" (to the pig)
One who gives a gift of semen, unbeknownst to the receiver. Oftentimes the receiver believes it to be lotion wrapped in an unusual receptacle.
Jill: "Thanks for the wonderful gift. What is this, lotion!?!"
Tad: "Who in their right mind would give someone a gift of lotion in a tube sock?"
Jill: "Tad, you are such a Christmasturbator!"
Dequandre is a childish,lazy but energetic person likes to party but can be serious at times and active in sports because he's very big looks slightly older than his actual age