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Ketchup Face 

A Ketchup Face is a person who has a very pale white face with big red lips, usually a skinny teen.
Look at that little kid over there, he's such a ketchup face!
Ketchup Face by Spencer Deane June 25, 2008

Texas Clitsaw Massacre 

Sexual maneuver in which the middle and ring fingers enter the vagina, the pinky finger enters the anus, and the index finger and thumb manipulate the clitoris
i gave her the texas clitsaw massacre, and she nearly blew

customurder

The act of killing a retail customer (usually committed by a retail worker) out of annoyance ,impatience and or rage inducing exhaustion.
If this guy asks one more stupid question, I may commit customurder.
customurder by Pfizer Söze January 18, 2022

for reals 

california speak. means "for real?". an exclamation of surprise or shock.
guy #1: dude, i just got a new skateboard.

guy #2: for reals?!
for reals by bumbleclod July 11, 2006
Noun. Term used for someone who is being a bit more than an ass but is not acting in a manner that would warrant the suffix 'hole.' Thus, adding 'tit' before ass grants an ambiguous yet wholly satisfying insult.
Dude, stop being such a tit ass.

Ashley was actin' a tit ass after she got home, wasn't she?
tit ass by Dingoface April 3, 2009
Is a fucking drug i mean danm
Aye pass the folka
folka by Redpop118 January 2, 2018
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