It’s either you just had a seizure or you somehow just typed enough random shit that you got here

Refers to an Uncle with immaculate skills in the art of pulling women with the end result of having sex with them.
the word BBQ originates from the Uncles skill to cook up some unworldly Rizz. An Uncle BBQ unlike most Uncles generally has a good sense of style and appearance, and most importantly a way of using his words to initiate sexual relations with a female. An Uncle BBQ will be displeased or unsatisfied in himself if he is not in the "mood" to have sex

An absolute mong who has no idea wtf they are on about

Chat lingo, usually used when texting or on the computer, standing for "Go fuck your mom/mother/ma." Can be used as a joke, or as an insult.

An alcoholic drink composed of vodka, dr. pepper, vault soda, and red powerade. First created in Fort 6079.

Jorgloo. Norwegian pastime of trapping oneself in an igloo.