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Beto

The next President of the United States.

The opponent Donald fears the most is Beto.

by STSEnterprises December 1, 2018

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Dock

A homosexual act where a man sticks the head of his penis in the foreskin of another man's penis.

Yo wanna dock with me??

by Minecraft1238 December 27, 2018

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Shoot a cat

Slang for ordering shitty Chinese food

I'm gonna go shoot a cat

by They're watching us September 14, 2019

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Jahseh Onfroy

God reincarnated

Jahseh Onfroy is the god of the best religion jahdeism Jahmen

by Scrimpy Boi March 10, 2019

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Alina is a person that is extremely hard to find. She is one of the funniest people you'll ever meet and she will make you laugh so hard your stomach will start to hurt. She is a genius when it comes to math and science and overall aces all subjects. She might be a bit small but you'll never really truly pay attention to that because her kindness and humour will make you forget about all the bad things going on in the world. Occasionally she will take bigger risks and be quite a daredevil. Alina will surprise you in many different ways, and she's a good friend to have so don't ever loose her.

Nelly: Hey, what did you get for the science test?
Alina: Oh I got an A+ but I think I could've done better.
Nelly: Ahahaha Alina you never fail to surprise me!

by powerpuffgirl188 February 28, 2018

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