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Best. Mom. EVER

Best. Mom. EVER is Jessica. Jessica has seven kids and is an awesome cook. She calls herself a mess, but she's actually rocking everything she is. If you see a Best. Mom. EVER, know that's one amazing woman(and mom of course).
Jimmy Neutron: Wow, Jessica can really cook. Woah, one...two...three...four...five...six...seven- holy! Seven kids! She is rocking it. YAS QUEEN!
Miranda Lambert: Yee yee, indeed. She is one Best. Mom. EVER
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complete jackass 

Any person that adds a new definition to a word in urban dictionary that is the exact same as or is a close approximation of the definitions already there. This can also be a person that decides to give a thumbs up to the myriad un-original entries and definitions in UD while over-looking the genius creations of The Original Slim Bavis.
Slim: Yo, that guy is a complete jackass. He posted a definition of pink sock. The one right before it is the EXACT same.
Dan: What a douche.
Salty: A complete jackass. And, he liked "put it a dually" more than "chicken pants."
Dan: Complete jackass.

bevielyn 

You're bevielyn, I like you!
bevielyn by Bogartsie October 19, 2021

ass pounder 

The art of making sweet love to a woman and suddenly without her knowledge slip it in her ass a few strokes and make her leap like a frog. When she turns around and says, "What the fuck" just say Oops and laugh cuz it's over anyway you look at it.
Guy: Oh yeah bend over
Girl: Give it to me daddy
Guy: ......
Girl: (moaning)
Guy: (Thinking to himself) it's time
Girl: Ouchhhhh, what the fuck!
Guy: Oops my bad, haha
Girl: You're an asshole
Guy: You're just mad cuz you can't handle an ass pounder
ass pounder by Pete aka Smokey December 26, 2008
A bum or someone who doesn't contribute.
Ben asked to bum a cig. He was called a snooj and not given a cig.
Snooj by notoriousGG October 23, 2011
188man is a Small streamer from ireland who is trying to make streaming his profession hes very good at what he does in other words hes awesome!
188man Is a small streamer from ireland who is trying to make streaming his profession hes very good at what he does in other words hes awesome!
188man by DanTheMan30390 June 23, 2018

west side 

Fuck tha weak side this is North Side to tha fullest. repin xiv iN tha 303 D-towN
ws=wet sNatches. Nothin but some pussies. Coast to Coast were hated the most. were oN top of the map.
NORTE XIV 14
west side by LiLcLumzy May 2, 2005