Urban Dictionary
by DBZ FAN33334 January 15, 2022
Get the Gokumug. 
by cockatoo magou October 29, 2008
Get the Trollinmug. 
by .&:&3&83 May 19, 2018
Get the April Foolsmug. The suspected Judas in President Trump’s administration, who stabbed his boss in the back, by writing a treasonous letter to the newspaper to expose his irrational and amoral behaviors, and to reveal why his staff deliberately withheld information from him.
Could Trump anonymous betrayer-writer ever be identified, assuming that he or she is not a New York Times staff writer who ghostwrote the op-ed to discredit the President?
by MathPlus September 9, 2018
Get the Trump Anonymousmug. LLongville, MN is 10 miles north of nowhere. 96.11% of the inhabitants are 100% redneck and 3.9% are Native Americans who can't afford to move away. People born here believe they are superior to outsiders.
Tourist season is May to Labor Day. The town fills with people called “Citiots” (Twin Cities idiots) who visit their cabins and drink. The tourists pay the bills, yet the locals get pissed off because they have to work. Locals hate citiots.
In winter “locals” rule; they drink & ride sleds, get inebriated while ice fishing, crunk & fight or just sleep together until they sober up. Everyone is related to each other.
Every Wed in June through August, citiots with bratty kids pack downtown for turtle races using hopped up meth turtles that run like they are in NASCAR. Every tourist with a wallet is expected to be in town leaving money to support the inhabitants drug habits.
There is no intelligence in Longville, hence no schools. If you can mix a drink and cook up a batch of meth -you will likely be a huge success and held in high esteem by your neighbors, and have the right to be snooty, unfriendly and surly to outsiders (but happy about their money).
Longville has a total area of 0.6 sq. miles, of which, 0.6 sq. miles of it is land and 0.04 sq miles of it (3.23%) is water. There aren't a lot of reasons to visit this fly speck of geography; although the locals love to take your money and laugh at your family for vacationing in the mosquito, infested swamps they call home.
Tourist season is May to Labor Day. The town fills with people called “Citiots” (Twin Cities idiots) who visit their cabins and drink. The tourists pay the bills, yet the locals get pissed off because they have to work. Locals hate citiots.
In winter “locals” rule; they drink & ride sleds, get inebriated while ice fishing, crunk & fight or just sleep together until they sober up. Everyone is related to each other.
Every Wed in June through August, citiots with bratty kids pack downtown for turtle races using hopped up meth turtles that run like they are in NASCAR. Every tourist with a wallet is expected to be in town leaving money to support the inhabitants drug habits.
There is no intelligence in Longville, hence no schools. If you can mix a drink and cook up a batch of meth -you will likely be a huge success and held in high esteem by your neighbors, and have the right to be snooty, unfriendly and surly to outsiders (but happy about their money).
Longville has a total area of 0.6 sq. miles, of which, 0.6 sq. miles of it is land and 0.04 sq miles of it (3.23%) is water. There aren't a lot of reasons to visit this fly speck of geography; although the locals love to take your money and laugh at your family for vacationing in the mosquito, infested swamps they call home.
by BeerDrinkin Traveler March 3, 2011
Get the Longville, MNmug.