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Urban Dictionary

An infamous person during his time, however when he looks down, he recognizes the length of his penis is below that of average.
Kelpy G has a small cock.

Tallahassee Baptism 

A Tallahassee Baptism is a northern Floridian saying when you body slam someone in shallow waters, or a rain puddle, usually knocking the wind out of them. A Tallahassee Baptism usually occurs when alcohol is involved.
Man, I’m so drunk, let’s give Brad a Tallahassee Baptism and laugh while he catches his breath
a stupid poofta that looks like a wish version of vector from despicable me
hey who’s that: that’s deegan
deegan by jessie clydesdale March 9, 2022

squirtboard 

A woman squirts while straddling her masturbating partner's face, which is covered with a towel, producing a sensation of drowning.
Donald has been acting fucking crazy since he got squirtboarded by that Moscow hooker.
squirtboard by IvoryJohnson December 9, 2018
a bad ass mother fucking milf,
preferably with a moustashe.
i want to grow up to be a P-milf.
P-milf by STEPHANIE RENEE November 26, 2006

Gaming Rule #11 

He who becomes enraged during gaming, must regain control of themselves before communicating with people in the outside world.
After smashing my controller in rage, I followed gaming rule #11 and took time to calm myself before talking to my mother.
Gaming Rule #11 by RAGERRR September 28, 2011