Urban Dictionary

V. When one pees in each urinal and stall in a bathroom during one trip

A variation of the term "slow down", that is guaranteed to fuck with the general population. Means the exact same thing, but is very effective in driving people into a nervous breakdown. Usually paired with "shut up", as; "Shut and slow the fuck up"

the worst president since Jimmy Carter or quite possibly LBJ

"Jesus Fucking Christ"

Used when extremely aggravated, confused, excited, or all of the above.

when a woman is standing up over another person (male or female) she poops and it falls into the persons mouth and on there face!!!

In reference to Edward Cullen, of the Twilight Saga. People on Team Edward prefer him over Jacob Black (see Team Jacob). People on Team Edward also mostly prefer to see Bella with Edward, rather than Jacob. They also prefer vampires over werewolves (Edward is a vampire, Jacob is a werewolf).Team Edward fans are very devoted, and are a force to be reckoned with. This also goes for Team Jacob.

The interchangeable usage of the female race in the typical misogynist male brain.