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Typaids

An syndrome that doesn’t allow you to type fast, because you make a lot of typing problems.
OMG OMG OMG, MY UNCLW IS MARRIWF WITH YOUR MOM.
*UNCLW AND MRRIED
*UNCLE AND MARRD
UGH I HATE TYPAIFS
*TYPAIDS
by ROBLOXOBBY123 August 5, 2018
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No homo

Homiesexual revelations 11: “as thoy no homo shall last forever as thoy the beholder of the word is not gay shall possess the power of no homo”
My homie looken cute but no homo later so it’s not gay
by Lilnomo June 23, 2019
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kife

A common mispronunciation of the word "kipe."

'kipe' definition: to steal, pilfer, or swipe something of small value

If fading use. primarily regional to the American Pacific Northwest. From the Old English "kip", menaing "to snatch" or "to take hold of". Probably originally from the Old Norse "kippa", meaning to "to snatch", "to tug on", or "to pull on".
Joe: Don't kife my beer. I'll be right back
Jane: I think you meant to say kipe, and I'll guard it for you.
Joe: Oh, I'm sorry. Thank you, Jane.
by forthegoodofeducation1944 June 30, 2011
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jay pike

A Jay pike is another word for a very large turd a turd so massive that when you try to flush it doesn't fit down the toilet. Sometimes spinning in an attempt to fit in the comparatively small plumbing.
"Man.. I feel bad for the janitor who has to clean up the massive jay pike I layed in that toilet!"
by jay-pike artist! October 26, 2011
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Trumpdamentalist

The unwavering belief that an elected official or public figure can do no wrong, despite multiple examples to the contrary
You are such a Trumpdamentalist! He could decapitate a baby on live TV and you’d still support him!”
by BuzzTom November 20, 2018
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A Carlton

A religious douchebag who only cares about himself. Lies Consistently. Gives A shit about warframe and no lifed it to the max point. Is A Giant Ass Weaboo. Needs To Get A Life. His Girlfriend Is His Left Hand And His Right Hand is his side bitch. Secretly a hillbilly who knows about chemicals and how to use them to dispose them of crime evidence. Secretly has a katana collection. Blocked A guy only for the sole purpose of being called out for bull shit. showed kids at church how to use a dildo. claims to have fucked a girl but honestly never has. He thinks he's John snow. Thinks he's also god himself. The name of his religion is thundercunts.
Hey, Don't Be A Carlton
by FluffyWolf52439 November 17, 2017
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Gonadnarel

Gonadnarel is a mafia. Usually related to the mafia party game. It is used interchangeably with "mafia" or "mafioso". It is both a verb and a noun.

It's derived from "gonad", which is a euphemism for "dicks", but you can't call them that lest they'll gonadnarel you. And "narel", from the infamous hooker Nad Narel.
"I bet they are gonna gonadnarel me next!"
by Lupesiesta April 5, 2013
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