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She clasped his hand
clasped by hi just fun August 20, 2016

ilshidmpittaamlfofttagmano 

I laughed so hard I dropped my phone into the toilet and a magical leprechaun flew out from the toilet and gave me a new one
Hey mum, Ilshidmpittaamlfofttagmano.”
“That’s great honey” replied mum.

Veronity 

Being kind or showing acts of kindness .a kind person is a veron , a person who practices Veronity is veronic. I decided on this word because of the meaning of the name Veronica
All her children are veronic young man
We taught to show acts of Veronity
We must always be veronic
Veronity by Rekindled UnQUENCHED January 17, 2021

immaculate couchception 

n. when you are pretty sure that the ratty, smelly, stain-covered couch that you got from a yard sale or found left out on the curb was the true culprit in getting some random girl pregnant, instead of your own fertile loins.
I don't know what Crystal is talking about! I never laid a hand on her! That pregnancy must be the result of an immaculate couchception!!

swamp bitch

The Female Gender of the Swamp Monster.
see definition for Swamp Monster.
thats one swampy ass BitXch!!!!!!!!
swamp bitch by SlasheR September 26, 2003

Boyfriend 

A boyfriend is someone a girl can live and can talk to. Starting around the 2016 boys have been playing by girls and just trying to look good, but they need to know girls have emotions too. Most boyfriends are good but there are just some that are the opposite so guys out there be nicer and less worried about being popular. Girls find the right boyfriend to treat you the right way and you will have a great life.
Person 1: I think my boyfriend is cheating on me..

Person 2: try asking him instead of me and talk it out with him. If he’s bad find someone else that is loving

Person 1: ok thanks!
Boyfriend by Castle.girl26 November 2, 2019