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TP hair is a hair style that brings all the hair on one's head to one vertical point, causing it to resemble a Native American Tipi (hut).
The Nickelodeon cartoon character Jimmy Neutron has TP Hair.
TP hair by tcufrog08 August 18, 2008

Assenholen 

How to say "asshole" while sounding like a stereotypical German.
I'll Fuch you right in ze Assenholen
Assenholen by Dark Night Enforcer January 27, 2015
Always on ya head, and in ya mommas bed. Stay stealing yo bitches without sympathy. Then makin em his baby momma
Jacob was with my mom last night
Damn did she have fun
Jacob by JoeMomma’sHusband March 3, 2020

Pokémon (species) 

Monsters that live alongside humans and animals in the fictional world within the Pokémon franchise. Humans can capture these "pocket monsters" in high-tech devices that convert their matter into energy and store it. They are based on Japanese yokai, monsters that live disguised among humans, which is why many Pokémon look like inanimate objects. Satoshi Taijiri, first created the concept which was inspired by his childhood hobby of bug-catching.
Fan: "When you really think about it, Pokémon (species) are awesome. They're like a portable army of monsters."

Critic: "You're a dumbass."

Fan: "If playing a game that let's me carry Godzilla in my pocket makes me a dumbass then I'm one stupid motherfucker."
Pokémon (species) by Nathanial Ark January 16, 2011

Hair of the Dog 

Heartbreaker, soul shaker
I've been told about you
Steamroller, midnight shoulder
What they been sayin' must be true

Red hot mama, velvet charmer
Time's come to pay your dues

Now you're messin' with a

(A son of a bitch) now you're messin' with a son of a bitch
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(A son of a bitch) now you're messin' with a son of a bitch

Talkin' jivin' poison ivy
You ain't gonna cling to me
Man taker, bone faker
I ain't so blind I can't see

Red-hot mama, velvet charmer
Time's come to pay your dues

Now you're messin' with a

(A son of a bitch) now you're messin' with a son of a bitch
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(A son of a bitch) now you're messin' with a son of a bitch

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(A son of a bitch) now you're messin' with a son of a bitch
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(A son of a bitch) now you're messin' with a son of a bitch

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(A son of a bitch) now you're messin' with a son of a bitch
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Hair of the Dog
Hair of the Dog by Death Menace December 10, 2022

Henrik Berg 

Henrik Berg is just another synonym for god. He is always considered as one of "The boys" and is really intelligent. A Henrik Berg will always be surrounded by the prettiest girls, but he will struggle to maintain just one relationship. He will always prioritize the boys before anyone else.
"Boys, if we are gonna host a party we need a Henrik Berg!"

"The girls will be coming, so Henrik Berg is definitely gonna be there"
Henrik Berg by The Sexy Beast!! March 11, 2021
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