Urban Dictionary

fluff the garfield, masterbate

Loves only men with money. No real personality of their own for sure. Claims to have suffered in life but is lying about that in order to get more attention. Thinks that love means to steal parts of people, as well as their lovers, friends, family, opportunities, copyrighted material, and intellectual property; when in reality she needs to spend a few months sleeping in a car or on the street or working at a shelter and eating food that people who really suffer eat. Looks for pity for marrying the wrong man when she just wanted his money to begin with.

Fuckowl, the definition of a wanker, whom no one likes but is under the impression everyone loves them.

Very hott singer, actor and singer. He is a gift from heaven and his new single Leavin' is the best song ever. Who doesnt like obviously has no or bad taste in music!!! I wish he was my bf!

The act of defecating into a woman's vagina. Popularized in Iceland.

a short male who buys an oversized truck, works out to become as buff as possible, buys a very masculine large dog such as a boxer or pitbul, in order to make up for how tiny his dick is and how short he is.

Being a sly, horrible, dirty cunt who nobody likes.