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Penile Mache

When you get tissue paper stuck on your cock after you wank trying to cleanup the smegma.
Last night after offloading I had the worst case of penile mache I have ever had, Fucking shit is sooo hard to get off.
by Hazardous Harry February 22, 2018
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Irish kettlebell

The act of placing one or more testiculs into any given asshole. The process has been attempted by many, but successful with only a few
"Wow bob did you go balls deep in Rachel last night?"

"Buddy, she just about broke my balls last night, after I tried the Irish Kettlebell."
by Skrilla af dawg December 10, 2016
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Ky Rhys

A gay man who loves cock and sucks it all day long
by Name tbf January 6, 2019
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wrarms

wrists that extend into arms while being the same size
his wrarms are worse than his kankles.
by krazykrames April 9, 2021
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Macy withdraws

When one goes without seeing Macy for a prolonged period of time, often time the individual will start to “tweak”. If you are experiencing this call 911 immediately.
My neck itches must be the “Macy withdraws”…
by Turkey pseudo June 11, 2025
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Tuck and Fold

When a male has an erection, usally in the morining when waking, he takes his penis and folds it back, tucking it up so the boxers elastic waistband keeps it tucked up tightly against his stomach. Thus keeping the erection from being seen.
"Thank god for the tuck and fold cause my friends would of seen my tiny wang"
by David MacEwan April 26, 2004
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Scooging

The act of masturbating with soap, in order to get a burning sensation inside the tip for pleasure
Jerking off is so boring, i think i’m gonna start scooging from now on.
by poocheesie March 27, 2024
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