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Urban Dictionary

Picture Framing 

When you experience morning wood so powerful and long lasting, that you are unable to roll from your back to your stomach in bed, and are propped up like a picture frame.
Babe can you please take care of this thing? I'm picture framing like a mofo over here.
Picture Framing by Doodleboner December 26, 2016
A newly coined technical term, first created by singer S.J. Tucker. Witchka is the 16-year-old Babygoth in her fishnets and big black boots who just bought her first Book of Shadows and is now going to rule the world.
Well, my daughter just got her first official BOS, and she's a complete and utter Witchka...
Witchka by Rabbit Stobbs June 21, 2011
That moment when you accidently wrote fick instead of dick like a complete idiot
Me: ur such a fick!!
Person: fick?
Me: sry I meant dick.
Person: oh, then fuck you!!
fick by urban xxx March 10, 2017

no one can find out about this 

when two people are "talking" and they dont want others to know because it may ruin a relationship or friendship between them and other people. also when there is a secret or suprise for or about another person.
girl: "i really like you but i have a boyfriend"
boy: "well things can happen, but no one can find out about this"
Brooke is beautiful, kind and a wonderful that is more unique than any other girl, please if you ever meet someone like Brooke look after her really well she can be quite emotional at time but is the best friend and i recon she would be the best girlfriend as well, Brooke does have a hard life but she is always smiling, sometime she smile just for the sake of it so please if you meet a Brooke make her smile for real.
Me: Look at that Brooke she is so beautiful and is practically one of the best people you will ever meet

You: Really well shes amazing
Brooke by Lolboy1702 November 13, 2014

Assphelters 

A debilitating disease that causes an individual to compulsively grab hand full after hand full of ass with no regard for social boundaries. Exemplified by high sex drive and inability to control one's actions. The onset of the disease generally develops around puberty and can last an individual's entire life.
At a young age Pat was afflicted with assphelters and was labled a sexual predator until clinically diagnosed.
Assphelters by HereamI March 2, 2011