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Air Jerk

To let someone know they are full of crap or that you just don't care by making a jerking off motion with your hand.
Before the Partwii, Lauren, the cyborg, bus surfed over to Mickey D’s with his brofriend Chuck Norris and bought a McGangbang happy meal with the funds that he jacked from his sugar momma after his disco nap that afternoon. Chuck pulled out his phone from his nuthuggers and started sexting a ginger slice with a tramp stamp that he had been friendly following ever since they shared a game of Jager pong. Lauren gave Chuck the air jerk as he noticed Tanasa the grade digger that sat next to him in his art class. Lauren gave her the “let’s just be friends” nod and grabbed his happy meal. As Lauren walked outside he saw, Bruce, the designated drunk, as he started wailing teenybopper show tunes. Bruce was manstrating again and wanted his fix of Dr. Pepper and Big league chew. The night of celebrating Lauren’s nomotion had barely even started and already he was knackered.
by Micron X February 24, 2010
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Dinosaur Furries

Anyone who uses the REX skin in Fortnite, or who does cosplay of Barney
Mom: why do you not have a girlfriend?
Simon: Fucking Dinosaur Furries.
by lil AK OOF May 19, 2018
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Sahylin

Sahylin is a really nice and kind person. She makes lots of friends . She also gets all the attention and is basically a really funny person.
Hey have you seen Sahylin she is so funny . Hey did you seen sahylin me and her was gonna go prank some people.
by Whoreallyknowslolol November 20, 2023
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Randy-Andy

A discarded cigarette-butt with almost no tabacco that another individual picks up and relights for their own consumption.
I can't afford cigarettes, but thankfully I can smoke this Randy-Andy I just picked up. And what a Randy-Andy it is...
by The Jayson July 19, 2009
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george not found

a colorblind minecraft streamer who is secretly in love with a green block.
by lolimnothere April 15, 2021
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Security Guard

A profession that attracts the stupid in mass. People in this line of work tend to take themselves way to seriously and think they are actually law enforcement officers.
Look at the Security Guard over there. I bet he wakes up everyday and polishes his badge.
by supercop 9000 April 21, 2009
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Tay'vion

Tay'vion is cool calm and collected most of the time, only times you're going to see him mad is if you piss him off. He's nice and doesn't like to start much. He probably has brown eyes and is really handsome.
"Girl did you see Tay'vion? he so fine"
by Tay2× May 14, 2021
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