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I beat my kids

It's when a parent or guardian brings physical harm to their child, it could be out of anger, enjoyment, annoyance, etc.

Parent/Guardian: I don't like the way my kids look so i beat my kids. *shoots son in the arm* Ha ha take that brat.

Son: Ow, that hurt. Please stop beating me, i'm your kid.

by IBeatMyKids April 20, 2022

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Going 18 Ladies

A reference to playing golf as well as Tiger Wood's infidelity. Tiger Woods probably slept with more than 18 ladies, but there is a limit to golf...

Person 1 "I'm going 18 ladies?"
Person 2 "What?"
Person 1 "Hahaha I mean golfing bro."

by Steve Buscemi Fan March 13, 2011

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BSILF

Brain Surgeon I'd Like to Fuck. Similar to a MILF, except the party is a brain surgeon. Maternity is optional.

Butters: I just heard on the radio that one of the Titans cheerleaders is a brain surgeon
Jsox: Yeah I saw a picture of her on google, she's a real BSILF

by Jsox84 January 9, 2009

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T-spot

The place where one is most ticklish, often hard to find because people move when tickled

Thomas T-spot is on his side

by TankFromTCT July 18, 2025

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booty call

Calling someone up to come over and get hanky panky and dirrrrty.

My roomate doesn't have a boyfriend, but last night she got a booty call and came back an hour later with a smile on her face.

Source: Kristi, Jan 3, 2005

by Kristi January 4, 2005

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