Snapped.

"Jimmy's minecraft server just got snapped."

Snapped. by Thanos the mad titan January 18, 2019

Donnie

a sweet, smart, matue, funny, kind of guy and knows a lot about certain things and blinded by others.... likes the outdoors and knows how to treat someone right

look at donnie today

Donnie by superwoman597 November 28, 2011

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Tupelo Meerkat

Draw a smiley face on your penis* and titty fuck your mate. The face will pop out at her like an alert meerkat emerging from its burrow. Repeat until the meerkat vomits on her face, then force her to say, "Thank you... Thank you very much."

*Most effective with an uncircumcised penis

Side note: Elvis' birthplace is Tupelo, MS

So I was giving Mary a Tupelo Meerkat last night and she yelled at me for eating a peanut butter and banana sandwich at the same time.

Tupelo Meerkat by McCargo January 15, 2009

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ass clown

A person who by ignorance or stupidity takes up unnecessary amounts of your time.

This looser calling my tech support hotline is a real ass clown.

ass clown by A'ss K'loun January 30, 2003

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caffeign

n. a person who pretends to become hyper or otherwise energized as a result of drinking coffee, despite not actually feeling any discernible effects, often to a ridiculously unnecessary degree.

etymology: portmanteau of caffeine and feign

That guy is such a caffeign! He's only skipping maniacally to the beat of Miley Cyrus because he expected to become energized by the coffee I gave him, but in reality I only gave him hot chocolate mixed with poop (i.e.: Starbucks cookies).

caffeign by evlope December 12, 2009