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Aidens are sweet loyal cute and often like short girls. Aiden's always in need for a friend he always loses them
Wow Aiden doesnt have any friends
Aiden by Aiden but fart October 14, 2018
LOST is a complicated, and often confusing, television series on the ABC television network. Confusing because it takes place on an island that seems to be there, but not there. The characters appear to be in the present, but oddly associated with the past in real-time. The intrigue revolves around, where they are, when they are, and contact with the outside world. No watcher can seem to get their minds around the central theme, LOST. Only a highly educated physicist has the ability needed to grasp the show. The conception of the show is based on an incident called the Philadelphia experiment and a concept called space-time. As most people simply don't have the brain power (processing ability) to deal with quantum reality, so the show continues into infinitum.
LOST is an oxymoron with itself.
LOST by Guido1 March 7, 2008

clap your dog 

When you have sex with someone's dog to spite them
Shut up Henry, I'm going to clap your dog.
clap your dog by Dcprentiss February 26, 2017

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When you are extremely bored so you go up and down all of the letters on the keyboard then across all of them.
In Global Studies the teach was explaining nonviolent protests causing me to get bored and type qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolpqwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq on the keyboard.

Reverse Macology 

Reverse Macology is when you ask a friend to hook you up with someone they know, but they use helping you into helping themselves mac with the person you're interested in.
John: "Bro help me talk to susie shes so cute. "
Mike: "Me and her are mad close bro i got you. "
(Mike to susie)

Mike: "Yeo John thinks you look so good. "
Susie: "No way, like im so ugly."
Mike: "Na, Frfr ur ass is so fat you look so good."
Susie: "Omg you think so fr ??? Why didnt u tell me before. I think ur cute too lets go out."
(Mike to self) "Fuck i just did reverse macology to bro John"
Reverse Macology by EazyEli February 24, 2017
20 ounce of weed or dub of weed
got a 20 bag shorty better blaze dat shyt
20 bag by chris May 13, 2005