Urban Dictionary

A feature found in the Snapchat app introduced in 2012

A place where people can post but is not limited to: what kind of stupid music there blasting while driving, how much fun they are having drinking illegally, photos for money, just how generally shit their life is and some sunset everyday and then the story deletes itself in 24 hours thankfully.

very big gay

Synonymous with the word idiot. They typically have trouble reading, doing anything with even the smallest amount of common sense, and ultimately belong in a special education classroom.

Jack's preferred name due to losing his actual name at a small age due to otters with mini-guns attacking his orphanage.

A drunk who lives with 3 cats and makes legos all night.

When you say that you're going to "kill a calamari" it means that you're going to masterbate...this comes from the popular line "Everytime you masterbate, god kills a calamari".