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owl punch

When you punch the middle-aged, white trash girl that always starts drama at your job in the teeth.
I was so sick of Angela's shit, I finally had to owl punch her.
by MayFirst83 December 7, 2016
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dayton, ohio

The most ballingest city in the world. Every form of transportation has 24 inch spinners on it. Tricycles, Big wheels, cars, ATVs and strollers. There are city workers on every other roof top equipped with suitcases of money, whose sole jobs are to make it rain. Every women's vagina smells like watermelon and Dayton men can make a woman orgasm with eye contact alone. A lot of people have guns in Dayton, but it's okay because everyone that is born there can dodge bullets. There is no snow in Dayton, just really cold cocaine that the city supplies. The city was going to be called "Heaven on Earth" but the abbreviation HOE is a bitch move, and Dayton don't roll with no bitch moves.
I am better than you because I'm from Dayton, Ohio
by ImprinttheG July 1, 2014
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stupid fuck face

anyone who's reading this
by WTF?!?!?! July 12, 2003
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Philong

A boy/man that is thought of as a funny guy or charming guy.
Jimmy: Hey Jon, did you see that guy over there?
Jon: Yes i did, isn't he a philong.
Jimmy: He totally is. What a cool dude lets talk to him.
Jon: Yea I totally want his swag.
Jimmy: Haha me too, let's copy his style maybe we'll get some girls.
Jon: Yea good idea. =D
by The Spoon Master August 10, 2009
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bateyed

When after smoking weed a person has really bad red eye
Jesus christ piper. You look bateyed
by wordganjamister June 22, 2016
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Julio

Someone that is really cool to hang out with a goodkisser often is funny and likes to date girls that name is start with a K or a M
Hey Julio your funny
by Omgitswoahhvick October 30, 2018
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IIRC

Man that gurl was so tight and hot I couldn't get within two feet of her privates with my IIRC or else I'da lost my wang-chung.
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