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Jesus Troll

A person who sobers the mood of a post by tying the subject back to Jesus/God/Christianity. Can be completed with biblical quotes or an overall feeling of Christian guilt.
Steve: Check it out, I planked the water fountain!
Terry: That shit is so fucking stupid, man
John: We should all thank Him for having the full mobility of our bodies to be able to do such things. Some people don't have that luxury.
Steve: John, you're such a Jesus Troll.
by Jonnie Brasco July 11, 2011
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you dont know jack shit

you dont know jack shit a word meaning you know nothing or are too stupid to figure it out
dude whats an electric car

man you dont know jack shit you are too stupid to know what an electric car is unless you get ran over by one
by littlejimmie January 24, 2019
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troll biscuts

n. Little processed "you-don't-really-know-what's-actually-in-there" breaded chicken bites, which are deep fried and served to millions upon millions of trusting customers across the land, A.K.A. Chicken McNuggets.
(speaker voice) "KHHHHHH, welcome to MacDiggles! Would you like to try our not so new but oh so delicious troll biscuts today?" ... "no, swamp sauce is extra Sir."
by Brett January 9, 2005
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Boy clit

What straight men call a trans or gay male’s penis to feel like they are with a cisgender woman.
Come sit on daddy’s face and put your boy clit in daddy’s mouth while you suck daddy’s big cock.

How big is your boy clit?
by CaliforniaXB February 11, 2018
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Word

Word
"Word"
by AutoHCF February 19, 2022
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I love cock

Its is a slang for "i love you too'
Woman: do you love me
Man: i love cock
Woman: what the fuck
by JibranmRauf March 5, 2022
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problemage

the act of having a problem with something
if you dissagree with my opinions on made up words i will have some problemage with you
by N. King November 10, 2004
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