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lmaolemon 

Like rofflecopter and lollerskates, but sounds funnier - I made it up when taking the piss, and it is now being used.

Possible formed from a mental association made in Portugal - limao means lemon in portugese.

NOTE - NOT TO BE USED IN NORMAL CONVERSATION, UNLESS YOU ARE TAKING THE PISS!!! Online it is acceptable.
Person 1: You suck!
Person 2: A bit like your mum then! Lollerskates rofflecopter lmaolemon!!!
Person 1: Damn, you got all three!
Person 2: Lol n00b!
Person 1: OK stop now, we look like a right bunch of spazzes.
Person 2: Oh yeah.
lmaolemon by Aristophones Pygmalion September 10, 2006

Green day 

the greatest band which has set foot on this lowly planet.
green day kicks ass in concert... worship them

freedom fries

-- rectangular faux-potato sticks, prefererd by idiots who have no idea they've been manipulated by the guvermint to hate all things French, and never knew the Statue of Liberty was a gift from France.

Mexico, Canada, Germany, Russia and China didn't support U.S. actions against Iraq - guess we should also have Liberty Tacos, Uncle Sam Bacon, Freedom Kraut, Bush Vodka and Reagan Eggrolls.
I am a zombie who cannot think for myself and cannot distinguish between Chirac and a French citizen, nor tolerate someone whose opinions who differ from mine; please allow me to expand my ass and shorten my lifespan by consuming large quantities of Freedom Fries.
an amazing person who deserves the absolute world. everyone loves cory because he is amazing and great and brilliant in every way. hes perfect and i am so in love with him. i love him so so much. cory deserves everything and anything he wants <3
rean: “i love cory”
anyone else: “i can see why :D”
Cory by soupofcan December 24, 2020

titanic gullbite 

when you try and immitate the flying scene out of the titanic anda seagull flys into youre face and bites youre nose
on my holidays last summer,me and my gf were on a boat trip and we wanted to be romantic but she ended up gettin a nose job from the titanic gullbite she recieved
titanic gullbite by vajoob February 17, 2010
A very intimate and intense sexual act performed by two uncircumcised men. Guy one pulls his foreskin back and holds it while guy two stretches his open and outward as far as possible over the head and shaft of guy one's penis. Then guy one repeats the procedure as he's releasing all of his foreskin that he was holding back tightly, pulling the opening out and as far down as possible over guy two's penis, making sure guy two's foreskin stays in place. When complete both cockheads are touching tip to tip encased inside of each others foreskin, the duel coverage combined with the moist juices starting to flow from each of them creates a suctioning effect somewhat similar to a fleshlight, helping to hold everything in place while jacking both penises as one, an effect much like that of those chinese finger "handcuffs", allowing quite a bit of masturbating action while easily staying inside of each other. The sensation is so intense that both guys will quite often ejaculate simultaneously, visually filling the foreskin coupling with so much cum you can see it swell to the point of overflow, slowly uncoupling the foreskins and savoring the warm wet sensations, working their still hard penises together with their intermingled juices...
Randy and Mickey were so overwhelmed by the intensely intimate feeling of being Harry O'd with their penises inside of each other's foreskins that they instinctively began to kiss each other deeply as Mickey worked their cocks together as one, both exploding huge loads, seeing their foreskins swell like a water balloon trying to hold all of their hot man juices. As he released their cockheads from one another he grabbed Randy's fat ass cheeks and ground his big hard cum dripping cock into Randy's bright bushy ginger pubes as he buried his nose into his sweaty pit, deeply sniffing Randy's sexy scent!"
Harry O by Harry O's March 7, 2018