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The beautifulest girl you will ever meet, Very giggly and is very good at giving relationship advice. Jocelyn's are hard to get. They usually have brown curly medium hair. Is very flirty but doesn't realize when she does it. Very good in bed if you know what I mean ;) If a guy is lucky enough to date or be with a girl name jocelyn make sure you don't crowd them.

Jocelyn has been heartbroken. She is loyal and trusting. Not a lot of girls like Jocelyn because of jealousy and because of beauty. She can kick ass if she needs. She might act shy at first, But she is loud and sassy.
BOYS!! DON'T even try to make jocelyn jealous, If you do you will regret it for the rest of your life. Hold her in your arms and make her feel loved. She is sensitive and creative. She knows how to suck really good. So if your the lucky boy that is with her now,YOU Will have a good time in bed ;)
Brian: "Have you seen Jocelyn?"
Ty: "Yes she's looking sexier than ever!"
Jocelyn by I eat dogs for breakfast November 15, 2018

peddlism 

noun.

A following of absolout political innafluency and ignorannce.

To be a "Peddlist" is to speak complete and utter bullshit and to fit the words facist and communist and BNP into every sentence possible.

Also, when loosing arguments, a Peddlist may refer to Mr Griffiths as a family friend.
Peddle the Peddlist was talking utter bullshit... again ¬_¬

chaaaaiiin jaaaaneee to the traaaaain
peddlism by Jane Wilson February 23, 2005
The situation that arises when one is so high off of marijuana that they can't open their eyes.
"Those three bowls of kief got me chinked"

"I wish I could watch the game but I'm chinked"

"I usually wear sunglasses when I'm chinked"
chinked by FreeDubsacksForEveryone February 7, 2013
adjective; synonym to legendary, marvelous, but has a stronger meaning than both
Example:

Dude 1: Dude, did you see that? I flipped a coin and it didn't fall over!

Dude 2: Yeah I saw it, that was zedern!
zedern by mr_mark December 6, 2011

rippin GB's 

yesterday on the way to my game i was rippin GB's
rippin GB's by morty18 April 7, 2011

Trainwreck Add 

Adding a person on myspace/facebook to watch their unfortunate life unfold in a hilarious manner.
That Sarah was crazy, I trainwreck added her and three weeks later she blogged about robbing a pet store.
Trainwreck Add by KNMac June 15, 2008