Ring King

Ring King is short for Cock Ring King. Outsiders might be mistaken and think if you’re called this it’s because you’re the king of UFC fighters, but insiders know it’s because someone gave you a cock ring and you mistook it for a hand grip and now people will never let you live it down by deeming you the Ring King.

Diego: “Hey! What’s up, Ring King? What does this remind you of? *does circle shape with fingers* I’m in your head! You’ll never look at a donut the same.”

Ring King: “Please stop.”

Ring King by Visible Absorber October 21, 2023

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plomber du sac

While fucking a lady, adding your nuts next to your shaft in her love box. Tightly strapping a belt around her waist helps to create the necessary vaginal space.

The barely dressed couple seemed rather uncomfortably glued together in the groin area when they crawled into the emergency room of Clinique St Marie while honeymooning in France and experimenting Plomber du Sac

plomber du sac by Dr. Jansen June 18, 2007