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Snap story

A feature found in the Snapchat app introduced in 2012

A place where people can post but is not limited to: what kind of stupid music there blasting while driving, how much fun they are having drinking illegally, photos for money, just how generally shit their life is and some sunset everyday and then the story deletes itself in 24 hours thankfully.
Scenario 1:

Chick 1: Shit this food look good
Chick 2: Let me put this on my snap story

Scenario 2:

Friend 1: Wow these homeless dudes are fighting!
Friend 2: Let me put this on the snap

Scenario 3

Frat boi 1: Wow this party is lit
Frat boi 2: Lets blast chainsmokers and put this on my snap story
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Big Gay

very big gay
wow grahams mom has the BIG GAY.
by bigger gay May 9, 2018
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STAFF

Synonymous with the word idiot. They typically have trouble reading, doing anything with even the smallest amount of common sense, and ultimately belong in a special education classroom.
"Dude these EI staff are terrible."
"Yeah except for Michael, he's alright."
"Still though, what a joke."
by FideIias February 9, 2021
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Badzee

Jack's preferred name due to losing his actual name at a small age due to otters with mini-guns attacking his orphanage.
Damn Badzee, those otters.
by Jhamal May 11, 2018
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amazinj

A drunk who lives with 3 cats and makes legos all night.
Wow, that person is an amazinj.
by brothermanbroke April 23, 2024
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Kill Calamari

When you say that you're going to "kill a calamari" it means that you're going to masterbate...this comes from the popular line "Everytime you masterbate, god kills a calamari".
"I'm going to take a shower and kill a calamari in there"
"I'm a serial calamari killer"
by John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmitt February 14, 2004
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Harmonic Distortion

by California Genius December 7, 2010
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