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pto pneumonia 

Pneumonia that happens suddenly when you no longer have PTO hours, but have sick days remaining. Can last for weeks at a time, however always sequential spawning from initial call out. Frequently occurring during peak times (winter holidays, football season, spring holidays, summer holidays)
They have been out sick for a while. Oh yeah, they have PTO Pneumonia.
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Diamond Dogs 

The Naked Snake's base name. Where he keeps all the pussy he plays with. Also dogs, goats, bears and members extracted from missions.
Damn, Big Boss hella tight with them Diamond Dogs
Diamond Dogs by thisisyato April 22, 2018

Snuggles and brunched 

When a casual sexual hookup contains a full night of close physical contact followed by a large meal and morning drink specials (bloody mary’s, bottomless mimosas). This combination can take what started as a one-night stand and turn it into an instant relationship.
“What’s up with Matt and that chick? Didn’t they just meet last night? Why are they making out and crying over there? It’s like a scene from the notebook!”
“Yeah, he got snuggles and brunched again!”

Outrfoxed 

When someone goes away for a while and never posts on YouTube until he/she feels like it.
Dude I can't believe that ChrisOptified just Outrfoxed us
Outrfoxed by ParryBEN March 19, 2019

mining for iron 

Same thing as digging for iron
Mining for iron is the same thing as digging for iron
one of the best guys anyone could ever meet. hes sweet,usually ripped and can be a bit of a player, but when he finds that one girl, thats it for him. there is noone else that can compare to his kitty (girlfriend) and loves those sweet lover nicknames like kitty and boo for example
man nicho is really down to earth im so jelous of that girl
nicho by kittyboo0511 February 7, 2018
(v.) to drop an object at a vital time.
The doctor accidently sloaned the baby and watched it hit the floor.

Did you see him totally sloane that disc?
sloane by flyme September 28, 2008