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Meyron

Usually A Person With A Very Large Penis

Bedroom Skills Are Incredible
Myron Was Great Last Night.

I Suggest You Find Yourself A Meyron
Meyron is a cute guy
by Meystro February 13, 2020
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Spartan Cumshot

You find a girl and have her stand at the edge of a well. You jack off and right when you're about to cum you scream: "THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!!!" You then shoot your load at her and it knocks her into the well.
Man: Stand over there by that well.
Woman: This is madness!
Man: NO, THIS IS SPARTAN CUMSHOT!!!!!
by yakhunter February 23, 2011
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Theory of Maximum Foolishness

The world will arrange itself to make you--personally--feel maximally foolish.
Murphy's Law is a subset of the Theory of Maximum Foolishness. ML says "Whatever can go wrong, will go wrong." Often, that is true. However, the TOMF says that if something can go RIGHT that would make you look MORE foolish, then that is what will happen.

For example, ML predicts that bread will always fall butter-side down. But, if I TELL YOU it will fall butter-side down, when I go to actually SHOW YOU, the bread will fall butter-side up, making me feel maximally foolish.

The TOMF is true, but neither verifiable nor falsifiable to others because, whatever conditions you establish to test it, only YOU will know if the result made you feel maximally foolish. Of course it will, but only you will know that.
by Two Hep Cats October 16, 2009
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Floppin

Adjective: commonly used to describe something grandoise or majestic, often complimentary.
"Damn dude, you see that?"
"What?"
"Fuck! Shawty's booty straight floppin'!"
by Thor's Nutsack May 23, 2016
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crzyfrankie

Crzyfrankie isnt just an Instagram spam account , it’s a lifestyle, a reason to breath, it is more than a gift that we open it in Christmas, it’s a lucky charm, an art, an aesthetic, a reason that I live, it is the center of the solar system, it is the most important object that exist in this planet.
Hey do you follow crzyfrankie!? I think she's very funny!
Yes i do, that curry bitch is really funny...
by crzyfrankie April 28, 2022
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Brayden

Brayden is a UK Latin artist. Born Bryan Fabricio, on 15th February 1996 in Quito, Ecuador, he moved to the UK when he was just a baby.

He is known for his romantic songs, sweet melodies, and catchphrases.

Brayden - El Claro Baybi!
Get a Brayden ticket for your sister Camila!
by Latinosenelreinounido November 11, 2021
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XD

This is typically used as a symbol of laughing, by teenagers that are "emo".
by That_one_person_15 May 7, 2018
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