she asked if we had an electric kettle or if she needed to bring her own chocolate teapot

I couldn't load up the picture because it was megapixelated

Becky: "Why do you have all those cuts and bite marks all over you Sally?"

Sally: "My boyfriend Jimmy has hematomania, last night we were having sex and he went a little wild with the razor blades."

Becky: "Oh my god!! You mean he has a blood fetish? Thats sick!"

Sally: *smiles* "Trust me Becky, it was so worth it!"

“uh hi is there some event or photo shoot going on today?”

“No that’s just Myah she works here”

Nah bruh I watched some nropbuh in school and didn’t get caught

Dude, I was in class and I just got a random.