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lynson

by You late bitch July 16, 2022
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Sacrony

An illness only received by playing too much baseball
My friend Hayden Hupe has Sacrony.
by Basketball boy13 May 15, 2017
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TJF

The Job's Fucked

Also TJRF, The Job's Really Fucked. Any task or career that's impossible, and by its nature causes problems if you try. Invented by UK or Australian police forces, and more often used to complain about an unpleasant task, but the source of its strength is to do with the anti-authoritarian culture that is a source of identity and strength for the community, and the members are born into that culture and, like any other worker, believe it applies to the workplace too. So when the Job requests and requires the worker to use authority, it can't work, or can't ever work well, and TJ is F. But of course the same person also believes society needs police, or needs the work that police do. Or just needs some crooks to be stopped. But the worst parts of TJF is when the boss is at you for not snagging a collar, yet the chief won't back you with resources, internal investigations is more powerful than those doing real work, and the brass won't defend your team from the media. The media are against you more than the "real" criminals. And then one of your own lets you down by getting bent. But the tiniest mistake will lose you your job. Everyone wants you to do your job and everyone hates you when you do. TJF. You get home and the family, for good reason sometimes, also hate you.
- What the hell was that about?
- Oh the usual ... well done, and the toe-cutters will see you Monday morning
- Well that's it, the job's fucked!
- TJF, mate.
by whophd October 17, 2023
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snake

A man slut or someone who gets around.
He says they are just his friends, but we know he's a snake.
by Pirate Snake November 7, 2006
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Toilet Water Drinker

A person who drinks toilet water. Can be used as an insult (example below). The short form is TWD.
Yeah, Brian’s such a toilet water drinker. He’s conceited, arrogant, and thinks he’s SOOOO smart!
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Dependable Black Friend

A 1990s and 2000s movie trope. A diversity token to attract black audiences. Usually the black BFF is unknown to the general audience, but is an A-Lister in the black film scene. They, be it he or a she, offer gems of wisdom with a little urban or southern flair, and sometimes they can even save the day.
I wonder what that black actress from The Unborn is doing right now, she was so hot! But also, a great example of a dependable black friend.

Oh, you mean Meagan Good? I think she's married now..
by Oddkidd1 July 4, 2023
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Cutie

by もも♥し November 4, 2019
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