Skip to main content

Urban Dictionary

ólafur is an icelandic hill billy that always takes a shit in the urinal every chance he gets
yo! did ólafur take a shit in the urinal once again *eye roll*
MOTHER FUCKER WHO ODS ON ROBLOX
PIECE OF SHIT WHO IS A 60 YEAR OLD MAN
STUPID DICK
PIECE OF SHIT WHO JACKS OFF TO PORN
HIS NAME SOUNDS LIKE A PORN WEBSITE
SOME GUY WHO IS GONNA GET SHOT HIT MEN- D from 10K miles away
guy 1- Hey, you see that wook?
guy 2- mhm. what about him?
guy 1- I heard that he raped a girl name ash.
guy 2- FYI im the FBI

guy 2- sit ur ass down wook! ur the one who fucked my daughter ash!

Itzhak Perlman 

Itzhak Perlman must get the most pussy using a bow and a violin in the world.

whispering eye 

A whispering eye is a reference for a couche; pussy; monkey. You could put whispering eye in the place of any term for vagina and it would mean the same thing.
Augie: "Tell her you miss her whispering eye"
Danny: "and i miss your whispering eye.."
Augie laughs: "It means vagina"
-Role Models
A term used to refer to a person engaging in annoying but humorous actions. Usually a computer Gamer.
Also used to refer to someone who is doing incredibly well or incredibly bad in a computer game, such as Counter-Strike.
Alternate Spellings: monkeh
ARRG! U stupid MONKIE!
d00d, j00r a 1337 monkie!
monkie by .fls.Horza March 9, 2004

Ted Mosby 

1. The main character on HIMYM. While Ted is sweet, awesome, and romantic, he can also be rather douchey (and that's douchey, not douché) as a reflection of his personality in college. His main goal during his late 20s and early 30s is to find a wife, and he pursues many ill-fated relationships to fulfill this goal.

2. A man whose life is way too focussed on getting married and having children.

3. A noted fictional porn star, sex architect, and philanderer described in tedmosbyisajerkcom
Man: Guys! Why am I not married yet? I'm almost 24! My biological clock is ticking! I'm so lonely in this world! I just want a wife and lots of babies to call my own!

Everybody else: Dude! Don't be such a Ted Mosby. Besides, you are a guy, you don't have a biological clock.
Ted Mosby by HIMYM fan May 8, 2009
Next