Urban Dictionary

When you punch the middle-aged, white trash girl that always starts drama at your job in the teeth.

The most ballingest city in the world. Every form of transportation has 24 inch spinners on it. Tricycles, Big wheels, cars, ATVs and strollers. There are city workers on every other roof top equipped with suitcases of money, whose sole jobs are to make it rain. Every women's vagina smells like watermelon and Dayton men can make a woman orgasm with eye contact alone. A lot of people have guns in Dayton, but it's okay because everyone that is born there can dodge bullets. There is no snow in Dayton, just really cold cocaine that the city supplies. The city was going to be called "Heaven on Earth" but the abbreviation HOE is a bitch move, and Dayton don't roll with no bitch moves.

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A boy/man that is thought of as a funny guy or charming guy.

When after smoking weed a person has really bad red eye

Someone that is really cool to hang out with a goodkisser often is funny and likes to date girls that name is start with a K or a M

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