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midget rumbler 

while having sex, a midget rumbler is replacing yourself with a pig when your partner closes her eyes and hitting her in the head with a hammer after she notices.
yo i heard anna nicole smith died from a midget rumbler.
also
"oh shit man we killed her" (to the pig)
midget rumbler by sam Bryant October 16, 2007

braverseeker 

Some dude that plays Xbox Live with his buds in the stupid shit
Damn boi BraverSeeker is hella thicc
braverseeker by Unofficial gamer August 25, 2020
reese is a bad bitch with ginger hair. she may only be like 5’4 but she will kick your ass. she loves hockey and skinny white boys
brandon: “wow reese is a total baddie
adelynn: “shut up you skinny white boy
reese by bunnybitch May 16, 2020

Christmasturbator 

One who gives a gift of semen, unbeknownst to the receiver. Oftentimes the receiver believes it to be lotion wrapped in an unusual receptacle.
Jill: "Thanks for the wonderful gift. What is this, lotion!?!"
Tad: "Who in their right mind would give someone a gift of lotion in a tube sock?"
Jill: "Tad, you are such a Christmasturbator!"
Christmasturbator by DReyePoPPin December 22, 2009

dequandre 

Dequandre is a childish,lazy but energetic person likes to party but can be serious at times and active in sports because he's very big looks slightly older than his actual age
Dequandre is a childish fun person.
dequandre by #truth62101 August 18, 2017
Someone or something that wisdom or witty is too vague a word to describe them and cosmic
Dan Le Sac Vs Scroobius Pip is very wismic.
wismic by DuckyRamone December 9, 2011