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Pronouced: {BONA-BIT}
Rendition of Bonafide. Brought about from a small group of UOttawa stoner friends originating from Brampton, Oakville and Aylmer areas of Ontario and Quebec.

Has several clear & hidden meanings, with proper applications to everyday situations, rendering a certain shock value to prudes and males uncomfortable with their sexuality. The term is very open to interpretation, but the main focus is on the bit of the boner, picturing a head with no shaft.

Boner-bit, may include such terms as: 'obviously', 'whatever', 'small amount', 'If I must', 'I'm enthused', or could be used as a term of endearment, sarcasm, falling short on a positive, and playing down someone else's success or happiness.
As well as another rendition, {Boner-Flop/Flopstons}, used as a term to describe a shitty situation.
Statement: "We have got to finish this report by tomorrow!" Re: "Boner-bit"-obviously /i.e. "quit bitching so we can get this done"

S: "Do you have any pitch on this blunt?" Re: "Boner" Large quantity- Re: "Boner-bit"-Small quantity.
S: "I got an 'A' on my exam!" Re: "Boner-bit"-whatever/congradu-fuckinglations I'm glad you're compensating for your hard-on for yourself
S: "I'm gonna fuck this girl tonight" Re:"Boner!/Boner-bit!"- That's great, exciting, I bet you're excited enough to get hard (potential sarcasm)/ any reference to fucking or using your cock/ playing down his assurance or COCKiness/ I could care less.
S: "I lost the weed I just grabbed" Re: "Boner-Flop/Flopstons"- paralleling an impotency issue with an amateurish/juvenile mistake.
S: "The dealer pinched boner-bit!" Re:"He shortened your count? What a Boner-FLOP... we'll have to call him out."-Fell short on a good thing (bit), ultimately flopping his boner/good time.
S: "I think that guy's gay" Re:"Boner-bit" - Could care less/obviously/ "Why don't you go compensate for your failed comfort in your sexuality by showing him your boner-bit (head w/ no shaft) and see if he laughs."
Boner-bit by blackbull420 May 7, 2010

'bury goggles 

When you've been hanging around dudes for so long that any female seems incredibly attractive.
Ben's been at the bury for 3 months straight. His 'bury goggles are probably inches thick.
'bury goggles by FuckCrabGuy June 22, 2018

Stuponfucious 

The induced state of thinking something is awesome.
Gabe is so awesome, he's stuponfucious.
Stuponfucious by Someguy December 10, 2003
1) n The world's oldest and most classic poison.

2) v To poison with the world's oldest and most classic poison.
1 - "Did you put Pinesol in my soup? ..Are you sure? My spleen feels funny.."

2 - "What's that lemon smell?"
"Oh..uh. I Pinesolled a guy and hid him in the basement."
Pinesol by blickery August 5, 2008
a girl with the emotional capacity of a rock. she is most likely asian, and this name is rare. her personality is difficult to understand, but she can be extremely thoughtful. nice only to and especially harsh to the male species. her smiles are amazing, if you get to see them.
Have you met the gorgeous man hater?" "Nope, but she sounds like a Janny."
janny by makimaki January 23, 2011

in the park home run

When a guy is really quick in bed
or
When you should only be getting to third base, but based on your skill, luck or some mistake, you get laid.
Girl: Wow, 5 seconds. Is that it?
Boy: Yeah, in the park home run. Sorry.
or
Wow, I totally wasn't expecting to get laid.