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reckonomics

Can refer to either:
(1) a merely-guesswork-based study of da financial status of a particular nation, employment type, budgeting-procedure, etc., or
(2) da study of da success-to-failure ratio of people's just casually estimating their financial statuses, expenses versus earnings, investment viabilities, etc.
Da latest reckonomics research indicates dat country and city folks have about da same abilities and accuracy-rates when it comes to casual monthly budgeting and portfolio management.
by QuacksO February 21, 2023
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Vehus

A Vehus is a mythical being of ancient viking lore, known for his almost pure Norwegian blood, yet tainted by filthy, inferior Danish blood. An exuberantly handsome young man, athletic, intelligent, eloquent, however firmly detached from all social interaction and true emotional bonding, capable of inventing conversational distractions in a split second, whenever a change of conversation is needed to avoid sincere contemplation of his inner workings. A Vehus will implore of you to join him for lunch every day, then make pointless conversation about Chris Hemsworth and Thor because he is obsessed with them. Also the movie Spirit. His favorite movie is Good Will Hunting, and he will enact the "It's not your fault-scene whenever you mention it"
The other day Vehus invited my to have lunch with him, and kept changing the topic to Chris Hemsworth's muscles and womens magazines whenever we were about to have a serious conversation about his feelings. He is just such a Vehus!
by francisca2017 November 17, 2017
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Whaleswanker

it says it all
a guy or a cunt who likes to wank whale knobs for some obscure sick reason
heh look, Alan AKA JQG is the WORSE whaleswanker ever, thats prolly cuz himself is lacking a cock
by Supernova March 3, 2005
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iranian surprise

When you bust a nut in a chicks face ( splurge ). While it is all over her face making it sticky. You throw sand at her face causing it to stick to her face BITCH.
"I gave Brock's Sister an Iranian surprise". "strangely she liked it"

B&E J&G
by G Ridge December 23, 2007
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duck mission

to go do a task usually given by another or one self to a task that was unknownlingy bougus
Tony sent me out on a duck mission to get candy bars knowing the store was closed
by N1gg4E November 11, 2025
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Eggin'

verb To sit in a way in which you resemble a egg.
Bro you see that dude eggin'?
by ___bones March 23, 2020
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lax bro

men obsessed with lacrosse and all its lacross-ey goodness. usually hang around with lots of chicks, mostly those who are ultimate lax hoes, or laxtitutes.
enjoy going on bro trips and being bromosexual.
vocabulary includes:tilt, flow, bro, dude, etc
wardrobe includes:pennies, pastel polos, pastel shorts, pastel anyting, seer sucker anything, madras anything, midcalves, rainbows and sperries
Rachel: "dude check out that lax bro, what a hottie"
Kevin (lax bro): "hey laxtitutes, do you like my flow?"
Rachel: "love it"
Kevin: "well im gonna go lax with my bros now, peace"
by ultimatelaxhoe1 October 19, 2010
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