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Payulism 

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A cult that actually a bunch of pedophiles yet denying it by their oath to only lewd two dimentional underages.
¹He said that lolicon isn't pedophile and reading doujinshi of fucking with elementary students is good, what a fucking payulism.

²Blessed be our prophet, our savior, our sheperd Lord Joshua, Father of Payulism
Payulism by Knight O'Saleem February 22, 2021

Your mum/mom 

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Gay(this is just a joke)
Your mum/mom is gay(still just a joke)
Your mum/mom by A wooden toaster zombie November 12, 2019

Knux 

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A very large poo
I was drinking Guinness last night and this morning I did a very smelly knux
Knux by gongfarmer January 26, 2015
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Okemos 

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A suburb of Lansing, Michigan; residents consider themselves 'wealthy' and present themselves as such (despite a quite-typical 100k/yr average family income).
I'm from Okemos, my daddy bought me a brand new Toyota Corolla for a graduation present after I finished my BA in communications from Michigan St! Like, I feel like that makes me super rich.
Okemos by OkemosLulz April 23, 2011
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Grey Diamond 

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A gem you do NOT want to mess with
John: Hey Jane!
Jane: Don't talk to me. I am Grey Diamond.
Grey Diamond by y4z April 12, 2019
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Giant shat 

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A extreme amount of brown waste comes out you anus
I just took a giant shat in Ryan’s toilet
Giant shat by Itz._.bruh October 15, 2020
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lawn mullet

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The front lawn is cut short and manicured, while the lawn in the backyard is left long and uncut.
Compare your front and backyard lawn cutting to a mullet hairstyle where the hair in the front and back of the head are shorn differently: short in the front, long in the back. A lawn mullet has short grass in the front of the house and long, unkempt grass in the backyard.
lawn mullet by Not-gonna-tellya May 22, 2005
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