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Oil the slug

Excuse me while I oil my slug...
by Smythe February 28, 2003
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Niki

Loves only men with money. No real personality of their own for sure. Claims to have suffered in life but is lying about that in order to get more attention. Thinks that love means to steal parts of people, as well as their lovers, friends, family, opportunities, copyrighted material, and intellectual property; when in reality she needs to spend a few months sleeping in a car or on the street or working at a shelter and eating food that people who really suffer eat. Looks for pity for marrying the wrong man when she just wanted his money to begin with.
Oh nikis back, lock up your men ladies. You know she doesnt take no for an answer.
by FrankMisheretostay November 1, 2020
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Fuckowl

Fuckowl, the definition of a wanker, whom no one likes but is under the impression everyone loves them.
"Did you see Daemo?"
"Yeah man he's such a Fuckowl"
by Wombie February 18, 2009
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Jesse McCartney

Very hott singer, actor and singer. He is a gift from heaven and his new single Leavin' is the best song ever. Who doesnt like obviously has no or bad taste in music!!! I wish he was my bf!
OMG I luv Jesse McCartney and his new single Leavin'. *drooling and staring at his pictures*
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fudgie-puss

The act of defecating into a woman's vagina. Popularized in Iceland.
A:" Yeah I just gave that girl a fudgie-puss."
B:"I am from iceland, isn't that weird!"
by joe johnson 37 June 16, 2007
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short guy syndrome

a short male who buys an oversized truck, works out to become as buff as possible, buys a very masculine large dog such as a boxer or pitbul, in order to make up for how tiny his dick is and how short he is.
wow, such a nice monster truck... the man who owns it must suffer from short guy syndrome. I feel so bad for the poor little man.):
by hiddenstar December 24, 2014
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Bastard Been Fuck

Being a sly, horrible, dirty cunt who nobody likes.
"That Ben guy is a Bastard Been Fuck"
by Benmaz1f April 23, 2017
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