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Harlen is a guy who will be devoted to you no matter how much you hurt him.
Girl: Is harlen a good guy to go for

Girl 2: He will treat you like a queen
Harlen by sandersbruh November 16, 2023

Hide And Seek 

Hide and Seek is a game law enforcers play with criminals. It's like Cops and Robbers. You start off by murdering someone (let's say this is a joke for legal purposes but know that it isn't). Then you need to get rid of the body. I won't tell you how I do it because the fun comes from being creative (yeah this is a joke. Not really). So figure out the way you like to dispose of dead bodies. You'll get the hang of it if you play this game enough. I already mastered this game. Hahaha. After you kill the person and get rid of the body you will have less than a week until a loved one files a missing persons report. That's when the game begins. Hahaha. The law enforcers will be the seekers and the person you murdered will be the hider. You win by never getting caught. Have fun playing Hide And Seek!!!
Based off of my definition... Let's hope we never cross paths in a game of Hide And Seek. Only one of us will walk away if we play...

Chocolate Torte 

Made through the act of shoving one's fist up another's butt. Once removed, you've created a chocolate torte.
Jeremy made a delicious chocolate torte with Claire last night. She could barely walk today.
Chocolate Torte by Jboyfresh October 2, 2015

Off-angle symmetry 

Patterns that contain a reflection symmetry and the line/axis of symmetry is not pointed in a cardinal direction.
"I made an off-angle symmetry pattern. Am I Kroytz now?"
Off-angle symmetry by wiwit October 23, 2019

hood hut 

Small cheap raggedy house in the hood , usually 28,000 or less in cost. Usually located in high crime area
You live in one of those hood huts.
I ain’t got that much money i might have to get me a hood hut
hood hut by Eli Globe February 2, 2021

Complete and Utter Knob-head with Cocks on

Sometimes abbreviated to C.U.Knob-Cock. A well known condition among young adolescent human males, though many slowly recover as they mature into normal human beings. However some extreme cases of C.U.Knob-Cock have been known to last well into a male's adult like. Although this condition is very common, cases of it many vary according to region and social groups.
Jon's a Complete and Utter Knob-head with Cocks on isn't he?

Yeah, did you see how he was talking to her? We should warn her that he's a C.U.Knob-Cock.