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by LiveAckerman August 19, 2022
Get the Ryan Reynolds mug.a down-right evil 12-year-old who will defend racist, sexist, homophobic youtubers just because they're either hot or just because they play on a retarted ass minecraft roleplay server. THEY NEED TO TOUCH GRASS, GET FRIENDS, TAKE A SHOWER AND GET SOME BITCHES.
by murderousflo October 2, 2022
Get the dream stan mug."Officer Bird's on his way, and I don't wanna see him, could you please give me the keys to the B.M.?" - lyrics from the song "Ghetto Bird" by Ice Cube
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Get the harf mug.Bogan I'd Like To Fuck... When you see the worst dressed, foul/loud mouthed person you wouldn't be caught dead in public with, and find yourself strangely aroused by how attractive their body features are.
"What a BILF!"
"Check out that BILF"
or simply
"BILF!"
"What a BILF!"
"Check out that BILF"
or simply
"BILF!"
It's 11am and you've just parked your CAR at the shopping center, as you walk past the bus stop you see a bottle-blonde girl (couple of inches of black/brown re-growth) with a huge rack get off the bus. She is usually wearing an ADIDAS tracky with big hoop earings and some horrible coloured make-up. She then proceeds to speak extremely loudly to her bogan friend who is 50 KG overweight saying something along the lines of: "where's the fuckin' bottlo I need some rum" in front of a crowd of people who all stare and shake their heads, she turns to one onlooker and says "what the fuck you lookin' at" and spits on the ground in front of him. BILF.
by *Brendo* August 12, 2009
Get the BILF mug.Derogatory term for mid-western people, stemming from the mispronunciation of 'milk' as melk. The usage of 'ded' is to mimic the misspelling and mispronunciation of milk.
"Look at that Melkded!"
by SummerBoi?! January 8, 2018
Get the melkded mug.One really-really happy person.
Most male dogs are happy to be able to lick their own dick. Imagine how happy the dog would be with two dicks and be able to lick them both! Man, he's a happy guy.
Most male dogs are happy to be able to lick their own dick. Imagine how happy the dog would be with two dicks and be able to lick them both! Man, he's a happy guy.
That sonuvabitch must have just humpped the neighbor's cat. Look at the silly fucker, he's happier than a dog with two dicks.
by Bubba Bill January 8, 2010
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