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Jordan

Jordan. Every Jordan is a dangerous guy. You need to be careful and stay on your guard. He is the type of man who will drive you crazy and awaken your most primitive instincts. You will feel desires that you have never felt before. You will feel your female reptilian brain in action. It's too late. It's something superhuman... much stronger than you... your entire being will turn upside down because he is capable of hypnotizing you with so much desire. I'm sweating while writing this. It's like you're trapped in a spell. You will feel angry. Because you've never wanted anyone like you'll want a Jordan. You will never be the same. Your brain and body chemistry will never be the same. Every Jordan that passes through your life will simply be the most irresistible guy you could ever meet. It's just the fate of every man named Jordan, and you can't escape it. You will never meet a man like him. And you'll want to win the game. But not every woman knows how to deal with a Jordan. You will need to have special skills. He has a very special and unique instrument. A giant, thick snake. Not just a snake... a whole anaconda. And to win him over, you'll need to develop your snake charming skills. Only then will you be able to conquer him and his giant snake. Your duty will be to know how to play the instrument well and dance in a mesmerizing way. This is the only way out, and then, he will be yours forever. And you will live a beautiful story together.
Did you see the size of his anaconda? Every jordan has an anaconda.
by laurasnakecharmer February 19, 2024
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vooyay vooyay booyay booyay

Vooyay vooyay booyay booyay is a ritual that will kill your entire family if you say it. Everyone at the school CCMB will be affected by the spell and likely die too.
"I hate this school"
"Then curse it with the voodoo spell"
"Sure, 'vooyay vooyay booyay booyay! '"
by coomshot69 November 29, 2021
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lurk stick

What high school kids use as a code name for a juul it can also be referred to as a lurk
Yo bro, pass the lurk stick”
“Nah you’ve been fiending all day
by Dabber01001 November 12, 2018
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fiend

1. A fan of the punk rock band The Misfits
2. The skull-like logo for the band, The Misfits
Today I bought a Misfits shirt with a fiend on it.
by Alyssa Fountain September 21, 2005
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Pulling a Vijit

means to oversell yourself
he says he can get a six pack in a month man that guy really needs to stop pulling a Vijit
by alias_40 January 30, 2019
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Underhang

i) The visible portion of a woman's vulva, from behind, when she bends over.

ii) The amount the vulva protrudes (sticks out) downwards when a woman bends over.

iii) Cameltoe, as seen from behind, when a woman bends over.

Women who have a plump vulva with fleshy labia have a lot of underhang, while women with a flat vulva and lean labia have very little underhang. All the above definitions apply to both clothed or nude women.
a) Wow, check out the underhang on that gymnist!

b) A girl with a nice ass but little underhang is like cookies without milk.
by Caligula86 October 9, 2008
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Walnut Hills High School

A public high-school in Cincinnati, OH. Consistently ranks in the top 100 schools in America. Unlike other Cincinnati public schools, you must score at least a 70% on an entrance exam to be allowed to attend. Failing 3 classes will get you kicked out. Is considered, in Cincinnati, to be one of the top schools. It is full of liberal, hip, and diverse students. Your typical WHHS student is very smart but unmotivated; probably has ADD but doesn't take medication; yet still manages to attend a great university because of their superior intelligence, extracurricular hobbies and passions.

Many students are rich enough to afford a private school, but they prefer to stay at Walnut because it offers superior academics to any school in the tri-state, and it is filled with such a great student body. Graduating from Walnut Hills guarantees a great university, superior social connections, and a better taste of the world that private schools cannot offer.
Guy 1: "I am so glad I go to this snobby Cincinnati private school, where I can pray freely and am not subjected to the dangers of public schools."

Guy 2: "Actually, Walnut Hills High School offers a much better secondary education experience than any Cincinnati private school. You'll meet tons of great people; experience cultural, religious, and political diversity, and develop motivation for the rest of your academia and real life pursuits.

Guy 1: "Uhhh I don't know what you just said I'm going to go play lacrosse in my pink shorts."
by A. Hughman December 8, 2010
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