One which sucks at basketball, which he proves by shooting under 53% free throws. However he has mastered the art of getting the calls from every referee in the leauge which is the only reason he has sucsess. See lard ass Its like being really huge but not having any knowlege or skill

cocaine, blow, nose candy, columbian dope, yahmo, yea, ect.

One who cannot sing so planned to lip-sync on Saturday Night Live. Bad enough, but then proved how utterly stupid she really is by having the wrong song played. Then, when her band caught on and tried to rescue her performance by playing that song instead, she blamed the whole thing on them 'for playing the wrong song'. If I was in Ashlee's band I would not be pleased with that girl.
Jeez, at least Jessica has a good voice, even if she's a complete bimbo and sings pop (at least she admits to the pop part)
And it's ashLEY. Get a dictionary.

Something found at parks that you can drink out of.

When one is severly hungover and has the shits o doom!! Army shits can come in any length, width, size, colour, consistency, stench or quantity. Usually done with a screw face and a firm grip on the sink or bath (whichever is closer). Copious amounts of bog roll are used in the process. Army shits are known to cause nauseous effects and should be dealt with open windows, febreeze and a very strong flush.

tchai = seksi

When a girl in a bikini starts falling down the ditch and the dude with a pringles can pops the lid off and crams her face in the top so she doesn’t drown.