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dick-off

A special competition between two males that often occurs AFTER heavy consumption of alcohol in which each adorned contestant needs to prove his superior masculinity over his rival. Often times, this will take place during an afterset (a party that occurs at someone's residence after an alcohol-serving establishment has closed for the evening). In order to crown the winner of the competition, each contestant must lay his erect penis down on a table and measure the exact length and exact width of the male organ. An appointed judge with no bias towards either contestant must then multiply the measurements (Length x Width) of each contestant and calculate the final statistic. The winner is determined by comparing the final statistic in a "greater-than/less-than" assessment.

For example: Contestant #1 dimensions are 6.75" in length and 2.75" in width, equaling a score of 18.5625. Contestant #2 dimensions are 5.75" in length and 3.25" in width, equaling a score of 18.6875. Therefore, since 18.5625 < 18.6875, Contestant #2 gets to claim the fame of superiority.
Jerome: "Kevin and Dan each think that they're packing more pud than the other."

Giorgio: "Why the heck does it even matter?"

Jerome: "I don't know. I think that they're gonna have a dick-off in front of the ladies at the afterset in order to crown who is king, once and for all."

Giorgio: "Whatever."
by Strangle-Dangle June 14, 2010
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Ash Kirk

A name given to a girl who could be a boy 🧐
Damn Zak that gal over there she’s definitely an Ash Kirk

That girl had a piece of meat swinging between hers legs, she defs an Ash Kirk
by TheTeflonDon April 24, 2020
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Kimonas

The hottest person out there! All females and males chase after him. He has a big schlong 8=======). He is extremely sexy and attractive
Kimonas is the sexiest guy on the planet and deserves a big kiss on the lips.
by Sexiestguyever69420 May 20, 2022
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Apple Picking

The act during felatio or intercourse of gently twisting and then pulling on a man's testicles with the desired effect being to temporarily forestall orgasm.
Dude! My Girlfriend totally went Apple Picking last night. I lasted through Pink Floyd's "the Wall."
by Paraderain September 25, 2010
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rim job

guy 1: hey dude what's that brown stuff on your face?
guy 2: oh i just gave your mum a rim job
by murdycurdy December 14, 2012
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Monsoonler

That monsoonler is shooting water everywhere.
by Andy Schultz January 1, 2009
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yaoming

That girl's a straight up skank, yaoming?
by Anonymous August 16, 2003
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