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Jimmie

Jimmie derives from the name James which derives from Jacob who was essentially the father of Israel. Jimmie is ballin. That’s all we know. He’s a stud- a charmer- a real stand up guy. Jimmie’s know when to start and stop. Jimmie is powerful but won’t talk about it.
I love Jimmie. Boy oh boy
by daisanj September 22, 2022
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Penis Sex

To insert your penis in someone else's penishole.
Your mom's ass pussy was too tight. So instead i had penis sex with her.
by John Kellis Fernando January 8, 2007
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Jessica

A so called woman, but she never, ever gives a man a second chance after glancing at porn. ANY other woman would give a man three chances, but stupid Jessica doesn't
Dad; Jessica caught me pounding off to porn on my porn machine last night.

Great grandson; Well there's nothing wrong with punching the clown. It's perfectly normal. In a way you wouldn't be normal if you didn't masturbate.

Dad; Yeah that shovel hog Jessica doesn't have a clue
by I'm here you're not June 1, 2017
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A-thin

Someone who can't pronounce words correctly event though they're fluent. Came up from someone pronouncing "eighteen" as "eghthin".
Girl: "I met this girl last night and she was so nice! But unfortunately she's an a-thin :("

Boy: "Wow dude that sucks"
by José Maria April 19, 2017
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Dirty Theodore

When he takes her to meet his family then ditches her there.
Thank God that assholes family is more solid than him or that dirty Theodore he pulled could have been seriously awkward!
by elsbeth May 29, 2022
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999

The number geeks use to stand for infinity. Basically, it comes from many video games which don't exceed three digits in certain critical categories like hit points, energy, damage, …etc. So if you are at 999, you have reached the absolute pinnacle of achievement, and your powers are nigh godlike. Therefore, we can use 999 to substitute for and denote all other superlatives.
After working through the night last night, my boss gave me a 999 raise. Big roll for mad l00ts!
by wolfemann7 March 24, 2009
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Brado9

A term used to describe someone that finishes on Portuguese men, especially if he's Scottish.
He's a brado9 alright. Just look what he did to that Portuguese guy's face!
by fdnfvjhfbceutbfcwueik September 18, 2023
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