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Towel

An individual (mainly male) that exemplifies all of the qualities of an annoying, suck-upping, over-the-top, loser and menace to society that can only be dealt with by repetitively calling that person a towel. Often associated with the name, Drew.

Towel.

by thatain'tright February 25, 2011

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scotting

The act of creeping, or being sketchy toward a female. Memorzing her schedule, randomly showing up in places that you expect her to be, lurking on lobbies or hallways because you like her.

Girl 1: Look there's tom!
Girl 2: That's the second time he's been the same place as me today!
Girl 1: Girl, he's totally scotting on you.

by alksfjdf May 3, 2009

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Homos-In-Hiding

When a homosexual man does not want others to know that he is gay so to cover it up he goes for prude women so he does not have to worry about doing intercourse.

Recently all of the Homos-In-Hiding are going for that prude chick hannah.

by homohaterrrr May 24, 2011

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douche knocker

Male version of skanky whore.

I caught that douche knocker Chris screwing around with the dirty hootchy-mama office slut!

by candy cane and no-more-nomah March 3, 2005

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zei kirin

One who loves furries and has lots of smoo smoo with them. Also one who has a large obession with the male phalacies.

Person 1: Hey Zei Kirin, how are you doing today.
Zei Kirin: I am doing cocktaflicious. Would you like to stick a pencil up my anus please.
Person 1: You are a very weird person.
Zei Kirin: COOOOCCCCCK! COOOOCCCCKKKK!

by tyme September 2, 2004

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