Urban Dictionary

A religion that was inadvertently created by Garfield that promotes doing nothing all day.

julleyus smells bad and makes horrible jokes.

An even more extreme form of methodological worship, where blinding the data analysts as well is believed to purify the study of all human contamination. This bias fosters the dangerous myth that science can and should be a fully automated, personality-free process, denying the essential role of interpretation, theory, and judgment in discovery.

What I call homo-sapiens addicted to perianal abscesses.

Alter Negro is an alternate ego of an African American, typically for African Americans that have made success in such fields as: rap, hip hop, R&B, as well as other musical styles favored by mainstream listeners. Usually used in the comparing of artists' lifestyles before and after they become well known.

(v): the state of being absolutely fried when smoking a fat blunt.

synonyms: high, bombed, zooted, spliffed, blasted, toasted, baked

The belief that the combined authority of Science™ and Logic™ forms a transcendent, perfect system that exists above and should govern the flawed physical world. It assumes that if something is scientifically described and logically consistent, it must be morally right and practically imperative, dismissing material constraints and human costs as irrelevant.