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Shaq

One which sucks at basketball, which he proves by shooting under 53% free throws. However he has mastered the art of getting the calls from every referee in the leauge which is the only reason he has sucsess. See lard ass Its like being really huge but not having any knowlege or skill
Shaq sucks at basketball but he is a tank so he murders people in the paint with no fouls called on him. good job shaq you fat ass
by Greg June 11, 2006
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white bitch

cocaine, blow, nose candy, columbian dope, yahmo, yea, ect.
Don't fuck with the white bitch.

I got some of that white bitch.
by the_infinitesimal October 15, 2004
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ashlee simpson

One who cannot sing so planned to lip-sync on Saturday Night Live. Bad enough, but then proved how utterly stupid she really is by having the wrong song played. Then, when her band caught on and tried to rescue her performance by playing that song instead, she blamed the whole thing on them 'for playing the wrong song'. If I was in Ashlee's band I would not be pleased with that girl.
Jeez, at least Jessica has a good voice, even if she's a complete bimbo and sings pop (at least she admits to the pop part)
And it's ashLEY. Get a dictionary.
"Whoo, look, I have a top that says punk- I'm HARDCORE!! Now all I have to do is dye my hair black and sing a few pissy pop songs with extra added angst and I've won over the goths and moshers too! What? They like GOOD music? LIVE music?!" *girly scream*
by PrincessSquishy July 22, 2008
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water fountain

Something found at parks that you can drink out of.
by David February 16, 2004
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Army shit

When one is severly hungover and has the shits o doom!! Army shits can come in any length, width, size, colour, consistency, stench or quantity. Usually done with a screw face and a firm grip on the sink or bath (whichever is closer). Copious amounts of bog roll are used in the process. Army shits are known to cause nauseous effects and should be dealt with open windows, febreeze and a very strong flush.
Mate I just had the pissed out my arse!
waheey army shits! Army shits! Army shits'
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tchai

tchai = seksi
spooki is seksi and therefore loves tchai
by spooki_seksi June 19, 2021
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Webelee

When a girl in a bikini starts falling down the ditch and the dude with a pringles can pops the lid off and crams her face in the top so she doesn’t drown.
This bitch was falling in so I gave her the dirty webelee and saved her fucking life.
by WD82 July 11, 2021
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