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Ptfuh-sorus

One of the longest extinct creatures to ever walk this planet. It is said to have abused in a sexually manner all the other dinasours that are extinct today. It has a masculine odar which no female creature can resist. It is said that it gave birth to Bigfoot and The Abdominal Snowman. It was spotted to be either hot bright pink or a fuzzy yellow fluff ball. It's tits can glow in the dark and it's balls can change color depending on it's surroundings. It's penis is found in it's mouth. It actually isn't extinct as it has been spotted various times screwing pine trees in the wild.
Jack- "Hey look! It's Bigfoot!"
Beth- "No silly, it's the Ptfuh-sorus, can't you see it's balls? It changes colors."
Jack- "OMG Beth! Why are you wet?!"
Beth-"Dammit."
Jack- "WTF?"
Beth- "Well I'm sorry if you can't give me an organism!"
Jack- *Runs off crying*
by sizzleFERsure~ December 28, 2009
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the sniper

he shoot with gun and throw piss
the sniper
by chickenstealer November 4, 2020
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Daniel

A sweet and kind funny man who you never thought you would have met, name is associated with a meme that he has to put up with. Probably the last and only person you would want to love.
Damn Daniel, put that wifebeater on for me and speak in Spanish…. I swear it’s only because it’s calming (*^_^*)
by Arthur Vondanik January 4, 2022
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Woo Woo

The Sound/Action a man performs when walking past his girlfriend after showering.

Action is performed by removing ones towel, thrusting of the pelvis to make ones penis perform a motion reminiscent of a pendulum, paired with a vocalisation of the phrase "woo woo".
*le me*
{just showered, passing girlfriend in hall}

{drops towel, thrusts pelvis}

WOO WOO

*le gf*

Put your cock away! My friends are downstairs!
by The-J-Bomb October 17, 2012
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Owais

It is associated alongside the great cricketer kohli. He is brave and is a pride to his parents and nation. He has been through battles and it is clearly visible. People sing his praises and mangos aswell as other exotic foods are distributed in his name. He has come from humble beginnings but now rules the world as easily as making a lassi.
That cricketer is an owais. Pride to his people.
by John Blanck January 8, 2023
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pull a faye

-when someone does something really annoying and pisses the living hell out of your penis.
-when someone follows you and your friends around everywhere, and you're just too nice to tell them to fuck off
-when someone shows up places (usually parties) when they weren't invited, get really drunk, and your boyfriend ends up giving them a ride home, just becuase he's too nice to say no
-the total pulling a faye, is when after the party, your boyfriend is driving that certain someone home, and they ask him to go through the drive-thru, and instead of saying fuck off(!!!!) he does it. Sometimes they even make him pay for whatever they ordered! :o.
"Hey Mikki (you soo fine), what's Kate doing here? Did you invite her?"
"NO!"
"Kutas, did you invite her?"
"FUCK NO! She's going to pull a faye. Proly will ask your bf to drive her home, give him head, and make him pay for her McFlurry."
by Babooshkaa February 6, 2007
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j-rag

Jesus-loving Republican Against Gays

A person who loves jesus and all things republican, and is against the unholy. Votes for the right no matter what, because the right is always right. Sometimes seen written as jesus-rag.
"Are we going to the church group at 6:00?"
"Hecken yeah I love those j-rags!"
by BlakeLovesGod July 2, 2022
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