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Fuct

The point of being so tremendously fucked that you just sit there like "I'm fuct"
"Dude my mom found my condoms then told my grandma, my grandma told the preacher, and the bad thing about it, I was fucking the preachers daughter and she don't lie!!"

"Dude, YOUR FUCT!!"
by DnVn DwEr April 15, 2019
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Snicklefits

The "shake" or "dust" in a bag of grass or mushrooms (not applicable for X, Meth, Crack, Prescription pills, etc.)
"Why would you sell me the snicklefits and give my boy all the caps!?"
by Clint D January 19, 2009
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A.

this guy is A.
by XCPL6 September 28, 2020
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czechoslovakian wardog

First of all, I don't advise anyone to try this. A czechoslovakian wardog occurs when two guys stuff a girl in the ass at the same time. She then takes a shit with a widened asshole that comes out the shape of a cookie. The gentlemen then proceed to rub the girl's face in the feces, hold her head to an oven until the shit dries, then have her scratch it off her face.
- Dude, me and Mark gave Tina a czechoslovakian wardog the other night
- That's revolting, you scumbag
by kingofcrunk50 August 22, 2006
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Clit Surfing

I heard Becky clit surfing in her room yesterday.
by Guns blazin July 7, 2011
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alphabet salamander

when your dick so slippery and rare it makes your girl shout the alphabet
yo man my girl took my alphabet salamander last night
by jektiik April 26, 2014
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viglamina

A disease you get when you have pimples that you can read braille with. typically on the vagina but can be anywhere. You can get this by eating a green apple jolly rancher covered in discharge, and another way is getting a sky blue crayon, cover it in period blood and use as lip liner. you can also get it by going to the back of bath and body works and spray the perfume “your the one” 3 times then do a backflip, you then watch a jacob elordi edit. these are the only ways you get it so if you have it another way u got mono like marlee

founders of viglamina
-emma woo
-malania
-megan
“yo emma woo got viglamina”
“damn that’s crazy megan and malania clean tho”
by megan, malania, and emma January 9, 2024
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