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Nutcolepsey is a sleep disorder that makes people very drowsy during masturbation. Often confused with a Nut Coma. People with Nutcolepsey find it hard to stay awake for long periods of masturbation time due to extreme sleepiness, this is in part due to the blood rushing to their genitals. They fall asleep suddenly. This can cause serious problems in their daily fap routine.
by Aqua-dark January 31, 2024
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Bob: Dude I got kicked from Lazer Tag today.
Dave: That sucks! Why?
Bob: Cause some guy was doin the Laser Tag dance for like 10 minutes and kept shootin me and pissing me off.
Dave: So what did you do?
Bob: I melee-ed him in the face and the warden saw.
Dave: You melee-ed him? That's so kick ass!
Dave: That sucks! Why?
Bob: Cause some guy was doin the Laser Tag dance for like 10 minutes and kept shootin me and pissing me off.
Dave: So what did you do?
Bob: I melee-ed him in the face and the warden saw.
Dave: You melee-ed him? That's so kick ass!
by Cheddar-Bob May 13, 2005
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by Jack_&_Jill August 13, 2018
Get the Beau mug.A Colton is a ladies-man. A Colton is an asshole. A Colton will get mad if you spell it as Colten. He has hair like a Pomeranian.
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Person 1: What is your sexual orientation?
Person 2: I am turosexual, but I am specifically drawn towards parmesan and feta cheese.
Person 2: I am turosexual, but I am specifically drawn towards parmesan and feta cheese.
by maoledong December 28, 2021
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Having a friend treat you to lunch is a classic occasion for Murphy's law of footlong-subs to pounce and embarrass you. One simple and sensible way to avoid this face-reddening situation would be if your friend both has a smaller appetite than you and likes a lot of da same kinds of filling-ingredients; in dat case, you could just order two sandwiches, eat one, have your friend consume his fill of da other one, and then give da rest to you to finish along wif your own.
by QuacksO August 15, 2025
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