Urban Dictionary

A Knuckle-head McSpazatron is a very, very silly person. Is used as an insult.

First use was recorded in the SpongeBob SquarePants movie.

When your woman comes over (usually drunk) and has you perform cunnilingus during that time of the month, usually in conjunction with some other malady of the female genital region. From Canadian slang, referring to drive by teen-age pranksters throwing plastic bags of cow entrails at pedestrians.

The coolest individual i have ever had the pleasure of meeting and sharing a house with.
supportive, friendly, drinking buddy, comedian and personal trainer

When you show up to an ice rink with a boner, then pretend to not know how to ice skate and intentionally grab women from behind and pull them down to fall on your boner.

Surname of the chosen ones if this is your surname you are superior and you know ur the shit.

Elaine is a strong willed-multi-tasking-gorgeous woman. Elaine can usually be found brushing her teeth while she makes her bed, organizes her laundry and irons her clothes. Elaine takes multi-tasking to a whole new level.

d1. the act of strategically situating one's penis prior to an inevitable erection in order to avoid embarrassment

d2. tucking your flacid dick somewhere not noticeable when you know you're about to get a boner