Urban Dictionary

“The new AirPods just leeked.”
*Photo of a leek shaped like an AirPod*

Ionization energy: energy to take one mole of electrons when in gas state.

Man, Dwayne is acting like a real smear hole at work today!

Rachel is such a smirk jerk! She always gives me that same smug look every time I screw something up.

"My dad has the finest testiculature in the known world. The size and shape of them is enough to make even the most ardent lesbian wet herself with glee."

“Did you spend a lot of money going out last night?”
“Nah we pre’d”

Il Trumpe attempted a coup on January 6th, 2020 that he hoped would build a powerful dictatorship that would eventually cause Il Duce to look like a pacifist.