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A 'practical joke' that involves lifting the seat of a toilet, and intricately defecating on the front lip of the bowl. You then delicately place the toilet seat on top on the freshly laid nugget, and evacuate the stall.
Ideally, your intended victim will come along to enjoy their peaceful ablution, drop their pants and proceed to sit down.
The result of their body weight on the toilet seat will sever a section of turd and eject it like Mary Antoinette's head into the victims awaiting pants.
Everything going to plan, you will have successfully shat in someone's pantaloons while they are wearing them. And probably irrevocably burned any bridges of friendship in the process.
Ideally, your intended victim will come along to enjoy their peaceful ablution, drop their pants and proceed to sit down.
The result of their body weight on the toilet seat will sever a section of turd and eject it like Mary Antoinette's head into the victims awaiting pants.
Everything going to plan, you will have successfully shat in someone's pantaloons while they are wearing them. And probably irrevocably burned any bridges of friendship in the process.
Mark laid the guillotine in the camps mess toilet. Now they have taken all the seats away since we clearly can't be trusted.
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Get the Abijeet mug.The term for the sort of low quality smoking device one is sometimes forced to make when one wants to smoke but has no pipe. ghetto blasters are often made from plastic bottles and tin foil, as well as a whole host of other random materials (a snorkel and an avocado, for instance)
entomologically, it's origin comes from the term for a low quality stereo... it is used by white kids in an effort to sound cooler by using terms that make them sound like they are from the streets.
entomologically, it's origin comes from the term for a low quality stereo... it is used by white kids in an effort to sound cooler by using terms that make them sound like they are from the streets.
1. "ghetto blaster" is a very stupid term that i hate, but everyone in my town insists on using it
2. aw maaan... you didn't bring a pipe?! guess we're gonna have to make a ghetto blaster.
2. aw maaan... you didn't bring a pipe?! guess we're gonna have to make a ghetto blaster.
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Get the dalarö mug.The ultimate comeback to any diss or response. These holy words have the ability to destroy the careers of those unfortunate to receive them. The only chance to not get fooled by these words is to pray to god and repent your sins.
Friend 1: “Hey do you know who’s the fattest person in the world right now?”
Friend 2: “Probably your mom”
Friend 3: Gasps, drops to the floor, spasms out, and dies
Bystander: “Damn bruh, this dude died”
Friend 2: “Probably your mom”
Friend 3: Gasps, drops to the floor, spasms out, and dies
Bystander: “Damn bruh, this dude died”
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