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garfieldism

A religion that was inadvertently created by Garfield that promotes doing nothing all day.
He won't get off the couch because he is a follower of garfieldism.
by BananaHat63 March 16, 2017
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julleyus

julleyus smells bad and makes horrible jokes.
by brianna albert November 23, 2021
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Triple-Blind Bias

An even more extreme form of methodological worship, where blinding the data analysts as well is believed to purify the study of all human contamination. This bias fosters the dangerous myth that science can and should be a fully automated, personality-free process, denying the essential role of interpretation, theory, and judgment in discovery.
Example: A journal priding itself on only publishing "triple-blind" studies, creating a culture where surprising, anomalous, or interpretively complex findings are rejected because they don't fit the sterile, bias-free narrative. Triple-blind bias can stamp out scientific creativity in the name of robotic rigor.
by Dumu The Void February 9, 2026
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Mira Mami y Papi: The First Release.

What I call homo-sapiens addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Mira Mami y Papi: The First Release.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 3, 2025
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Alter Negro

Alter Negro is an alternate ego of an African American, typically for African Americans that have made success in such fields as: rap, hip hop, R&B, as well as other musical styles favored by mainstream listeners. Usually used in the comparing of artists' lifestyles before and after they become well known.
- Akon has been found to have only served 6 months probation before hitting it big.
- No way man! He did like, 3 years of solid jail time or something.
- Not even man.. that's juss his alter negro.
by shane_funnel May 8, 2008
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Baked Zitied

(v): the state of being absolutely fried when smoking a fat blunt.

synonyms: high, bombed, zooted, spliffed, blasted, toasted, baked
Stoner 1: "Yo! Pass the nugget!"
Stoner 2: "Hell yeah, I'm feeling roasted off of this L."
Stoner 1: *inhales* "Whew, I'm baked zitied kid!"
Stoner 2: "Hahaha, yes!"
by m.Cdowd July 13, 2009
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Scientistic Logicalism

The belief that the combined authority of Science™ and Logic™ forms a transcendent, perfect system that exists above and should govern the flawed physical world. It assumes that if something is scientifically described and logically consistent, it must be morally right and practically imperative, dismissing material constraints and human costs as irrelevant.
Scientistic Logicalism Example: A technocrat arguing for mandatory genetic screening and selection for “optimal” traits because “the science of genetics and the logic of maximizing health outcomes are irrefutable.” They see ethical objections about eugenics as sentimental noise interfering with a pristine, hyperreal plan.
by Abzugal February 8, 2026
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