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Horse Breeding

When a mysterious individual interrupts sexual intercourse by transferring male penis from the vagina to a container intended to capture ejaculate. The sample is then sold to the highest bidder for reproductive uses.
The attractive male was adorned by many women who sought to bear his children. As he had no desire to fill their fertilize their vessels, they resorted to extreme measures. A fine maiden lured the young stallion to her chambers and during a lustful romp her co-conspirators leapt from the dresser and captured his seed. This soon turned in to a lucrative career for the maidens, dubbed horse breeding, as this process is commonplace in the village stables.
by Sir Fancylot April 7, 2025
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muff

To push someone's face with an open hand.
Kevin made a stupid remark, so I muffed him.

"You idiot, you deserve a muff for that one!"
by Justin Cognito January 7, 2006
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ils

ils to swim with a shark
I went ils meaning I went swimming with a shark
by creatorofwords😜 February 5, 2025
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elmo

when a man puts his elbow in a woman's vagina till she moans.
Yea he gave me that Elmo last night!
by DoperthanDope December 13, 2009
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Ciaran

A dark haired witty man with a sexy dad bod, he will turn you on just by looking at him. He will stimulate your mind, talking to him is euphoric. You’ll stop talking to him for years then one night he’ll spontaneously enter into your mind, what will start off as an innocent thought that makes you smile will turn deeper, you won’t be able to shake the thought of him. You’ll start looking for him in strangers, you’ll realise you’re in love with a man you don’t even know. Ciaran is a keeper!
Sam: “who’s Ciaran?”
Emily: “Just the sexiest man ever!”
by Cyberchickulove October 13, 2023
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mathematician

A sexual act where one person (male or female) kneels at a man's side, and with the fingers of one hand probes the anus in a calculator-button pushing motion. The other hand grips the penis and strokes it in a crank handle fashion, as if he or she is operating an old-time crank-handle calculator.
Sally promised the college math professor that if she performed the mathematician on him he would shout out prime numbers at the top of his lungs.
by 0 00 January 8, 2006
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Michael

An amazingly strange individual. Has a very unique personality and is pretty easy to get along with. He sometimes likes to argue with you, but that's just his way of having fun. Great with art and poetry. Very easy going and laid back. And is always craving a cigarette. Helps out with problems but knows when its appropriate to just listen. Loves to help out the people he cares about and spends too much of his time on the ones close to his heart. He's a very forgiving person, but god help you if you piss him off. Revenge is part of his nature. And he's very good at exacting it. Either he'll love you or he'll hate you. There is no in between. And it's always better to be on his loving side, cause he can really f'ck you up if you aren't.

He is an amazing friend and even better if he's a part of your family. He doesn't realize it but a lot of his friends and family hold him dear to their hearts. He is an amazing brother, and even though he is the younger of the two, he is look up on by his older brother.
Girl - "Hey, do you know that Michael kid?"
Guy - "Yeah, he's my brother. F'ckin amazing kid. I love him to death."
Girl - "Yeah I know! Me too!"
by js_twigz May 23, 2010
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