Urban Dictionary

The girl has her ass on the couch with her head and shoulders on the floor. A guy takes a shit on her box then watches it slowly roll downhill to her face

Apple pie dip is the taste of pussy. Guys will KILL for this taste(ask big munchkin!) It is basically pussy that tastes like apple pie.

alt. spelling of jizz mail. junk mail, unwanted, goes straight to the trash. includes spam as well as email from annoying people you don't really know anymore or want to hear from.

When one places themselves in a hold-all, zips it up and secures with a padlock. Once secured in the bag, you wank yourself into oblivion and finally try to escape.

Break-up brain is a situation in which occurs when have just broken up with your romantic partner or significant other after a long term relationship. A person suffering from break-up brain suddenly finds every person around them attractive and has multiple concurrent crushes right after a break-up.

A person that cant do shit with their life . They try to make friends but even when they do their friends hate them. If he makes friends they try to fit in but it's hard for them cuase they are just a mistake . One cannot depend in one as they are worthless and will lead to a person getting mad . A parmanand sucks ass and is alot of stress to deal with m some friends might try to help the but they will most likely find a way to fuck that friendship up. They will always disappoint.

Beatriz is a very kind and funny person. She will definitely make you laugh.
Once u say something rude to her be prepared for a fight from her.