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cake pooper

it is the person who puts everyone in a bad mood by saying something depressing in the middle of a joyous occasion.
Person 1: "Man this is a great party!"
Person 2: "I agree! I'm having so much fun!"
Person 3: "You know, we could all die later."
Person 1: "Gosh Person 3, why are you such a cake pooper?"
by Tenley June 10, 2007
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Rocket Hound

An abnormally shaped penis, in the form of a rocket ship. Usually caused by overexertion due to extended uses of the 'Penis Pump' or battering of the female genitalia.
Male: are you ready baby?

Female: Oh no, I don't want to ride that rocket hound of yours anymore.

Male: Fine, I didn't want to have sex with you any who.
by HotelSkinnyNutsack November 23, 2011
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infidel

it's when Jimmy Carter or Bill Clinton have their dick in Castro's ass
oh man Clinton is infidel again
by dumb-o's dickin the dictator October 29, 2004
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The Friendly Test

a way for one person to justify feeling another person up, generally performed by a male on a female(But not limited only to males, females have been known to perform this test on males as well!); running one's hand up the inside of another's leg until that person forcably moves your hand, the ultimate goal being their crotch. The farther up their leg one gets, the friendlier the person is supposed to be.
The Friendly Test is a situation when a male places his hand on the leg of a female he finds attractive and begins sliding it upward, towards her crotch. If she stops him immediately, she is reprimanded for not being freindly. If she lets him reach his goal, she is overly friendly and might be a possible lay.
by JuggaloMistress November 24, 2007
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Mirror you

You stand at the mirror reading a chapter book backwards you get sucked into the mirror and everything is phasing the opposite way.everyone in that world will try to attack you with guns or axes and other weapons to escape you’ll have to read the chapter book that you redid in the other world but properly but you can only do it at the mirror
You.i lliw daer siht retpahc koob sdrawkcab
You.were am I?
Mirror you.dïë îñtrūdēr
You. I will read this chapter book backwards
by Thescaryteller January 28, 2023
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Comedy bell-end

Guernsey term for someone who is the butt of everyone's jokes.
Idiot: Chesney's coming over in 3 days, what a comedy bell-end! We'll be able to to mock him for 3 weeks!
Ches' mates: Shut up and stop being such a chont.
by Lifejacket July 30, 2008
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Ledbetter

A person that slings rod to women named cherry
I was flipping through homemade videos when I came across a Ledbetter
by Thatreddude December 22, 2022
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