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volcan0wned

what happens when international flights get grounded due to an ancient Icelandic volcano blowing it's top, causing widespread chaos, panicking consular officials, cancelling of holidays and other general mayhem.
Dude! Europe just got volcan0wned! lolz0rz!11!!zzr
by doesnotcompute April 27, 2010
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CPL (- Cost per load)

The CPL equation is pretty simple = how much money you spend on self pleasure.
Dude, my CPL (- Cost per load) is going through the fricking roof. Last night I spend $20 on squirt mags, $50 on a cam show and $5 on a tube of lube. Regardless, my CPL was Priceless
by johnny88 December 14, 2006
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maïssane

Maïssane is the name of a very pretty and sweet girl. She has brown eyes and brown hair. She is such a nice person, with a great personality. She is also a hardworking person and always make people laugh.
- Do you know Maïssane?
- Of course, she is the funniest person I ever met.
by asjy November 21, 2021
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healse

Healse is a person with a small butt and sometimes can get a little mad over little things
That is a healse right there
by anonymous May 15, 2021
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Creepy IM

a) An instant message received on Facebook often sent from someone you rarely talk to in person.

b) Any instant message recieved on Facebook.
I thought it was really weird that Ed creepy imed me today since when I seen him out last night he ignored me.
by Creep of the Year May 19, 2009
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justis

Justis is the name of an amazing and fun person to be with. He loves to laugh, hangout with friends and just have fun.
The anme justis is the name of good fortnite people who are good and gods at fornite.
Justis oh ya
by Justis_Dumonceau May 13, 2018
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Gelatinous

When calling a person a Gelatinous, it is another way of calling them a fucking retard.
Collin: "Peyton is a Gelatinous"
Makayla: "What does that even mean?"
Collin: "A gelatinous is a fucking retard, you gelatinous"
by Cetypel May 26, 2023
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