by bryanthgk February 21, 2024
Aldo Raine; derived from the proper noun with the same spelling, in this context it’s use is purely as a verb. It’s origins come from the character of the same name from the Quentin Tarantino film Inglourious Basterds. In this context it is meant as an out an out threat of impending physical violence about to be perpetrated on the individual it is being spoken to. It’s meaning is this, to damage somebody so physically that they will forever be horribly visually scarred by the incident. If you ever have to Aldo Raine somebody, well, simply put they are about to be on the wrong end a hideous brutal physical violation that would make the Devil himself look away in disgust and abject terror.
Example:
Person one: I’ve just watched you kick the wing mirror off my car. It’s brand new you clown, i’ve had it less than a month!!
Person two: Yeah, and what?!??
Person one: Fuck off now or i’m about to Aldo Raine you
Example two:
Person one: Fuck you and you’re fucking mother
Person two: …the fuck did you just say about my mother?!??
Person one: You fucking heard
Person two: Apologise or i’m about to Aldo Raine you!!!
Person one: I’ve just watched you kick the wing mirror off my car. It’s brand new you clown, i’ve had it less than a month!!
Person two: Yeah, and what?!??
Person one: Fuck off now or i’m about to Aldo Raine you
Example two:
Person one: Fuck you and you’re fucking mother
Person two: …the fuck did you just say about my mother?!??
Person one: You fucking heard
Person two: Apologise or i’m about to Aldo Raine you!!!
by The Richweiler August 05, 2024
Person 1: why isn't the platform screen door opening?
Person 2: oh that's because Speedy Trains And Aviation jacked off to it yersterday.
Person 2: oh that's because Speedy Trains And Aviation jacked off to it yersterday.
by alvinkanglikesdicks March 02, 2023
Also known as Ad swipe, it is when an ad purposely goes down and you misclick on it, leading to a website from the advertiser, it is a nasty and 100% successful move.
Advertiser: Why am I in company hell?
Company Hell Owner: You did the Ad sweep
Advertiser: But why do I belong here for that?
Company Hell Owner: For wasting seconds of everyone's time
Company Hell Owner: You did the Ad sweep
Advertiser: But why do I belong here for that?
Company Hell Owner: For wasting seconds of everyone's time
by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 26, 2021
My friend said he was doing so much to help me
But every time he shows up somehow my problems grow a little bigger
Man that sounds like a fake friend...
"Nah man! he is a good dude he just likes to Clark around sometimes"
"Yeah dude, that still sounds like a fake friend"
But every time he shows up somehow my problems grow a little bigger
Man that sounds like a fake friend...
"Nah man! he is a good dude he just likes to Clark around sometimes"
"Yeah dude, that still sounds like a fake friend"
by TheRecconingofyourmotives. August 08, 2021
a place where you can go to magical places when you can't find the 2 week old marijuana that you bought off your step-sister because she grew up around the wrong crowd but you want the best for her so you help her out by giving her some money for drugs. you even give her sex when she wants but you know that no matter how much you try you'll never be able to save her from herself. you know you're the only one who can do anything because your mom is never home and your step-dad is an abusive alcoholic.
Rick : Yo, where is the TV set? I can't find my weed bro.
Paul : Bro, I think we sold it bro.
Rick : Bro, tv set though bro.
Paul : Bro, tv set
Paul : Bro, I think we sold it bro.
Rick : Bro, tv set though bro.
Paul : Bro, tv set
by HangoverPSY'd August 27, 2017
by some random dude with ligma August 16, 2019