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Shermaphor

Noun, Adj., Adv.: A metaphor that has been spoken and personalized by someone of the name "sherman." Is usually capitalized

(comes from metaphor)

(Also:Shermaphors, Shermaphoric, Shermaphorically)
Sherman:Your eyes are like the ocean on a cloudy day
Dude:Oh mine nice Shermaphor!

Sherman:I was Shermaphorically speaking.
by David Sherman August 16, 2006
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Jesus Moment

When an absolute dumbass creates an incredibly bullshit excuse to not do something.

(Not Jesus as in the son of god, but the mexican name Jesus)
Jesus: I can't turn in my work, the site is down!
Person 1: Jesus moment
by edp4452 January 8, 2022
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Canned Bullshit

1) something incredibly wrong even more wrong than a normal bullshit.

2) A lie that is even more of a lie than a normal bullshit lie

3) Somethint so exaggerated that can't be definied just a bullhit. Then it's a CANNED BULLSHIT.
" I can wank 5 times in a row and then fuck 15 girls in a row ...
...DUDE....that's CANNED BULLSHIT!"
by Canned man December 28, 2011
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Macho Row

If you go out of your way to find heavy objects to lift, red meat to eat, and do whatever you can to handle your business the best way you know how, then you are Macho Row. Notable members: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Pat Tillman (RIP), Richard Kuklinski, John Rambo, Ronald Reagan, Dog The Bounty Hunter, Ray Lewis, The U.S. Armed Forces, Ted Kennedy, Robert DeNiro, The '72 Dolphins...
Dude, you just ate a 72oz steak, did 1000 push-ups, drank a handle of Jack, killed that guy with your bare hands and fucked his girlfriend...you are Macho Row.
by Macho Row February 28, 2008
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Bengy

A word used to describe somebody as sexy or good looking, mainly girls. Can also be used to describe objects. Better than peng or Leng
Eg.1: That gyal was bare bengy still ngl.
Eg.2: Yo this tune is bare bengy.
by RandoThe3rd September 23, 2018
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Poppits

Poppits help reduce stress and anxiety in both kids and adults. They keep your hands busy when extreme boredom sets in. These toys are a great way to release nervous energy, especially in settings like classrooms and offices, where sitting in one position for an extended period is often required.

P.S:All the girls in my class have these but don't have anxiety
Poppits Are For Anyone With Anxiety,ADHD,Autism
by Wrygad July 11, 2021
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Squal

Originating from the choir James Hall & Worship & Praise; to scream as loud as you can, with the deepest, darkest, richest most powerful vibrato the human anatomy can take.
That tenor can squal the heck outta that song!

YouTUBE: James Hall & Worship & Praise, Patrick Riddick, Kevin Terry & Predestined, E.Tony Gains & Victory etc.
by ViBRATOboy May 5, 2010
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