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a john

john is a term for a male or female that is a dull, pathetic, unfunny, sad person, he tries and tries, he wishes he had a girlfriend, he wishes he was smart, he wishes he was funny, he wishes he was happy, but he's just not smart enough to know how to do it.
1) jack we're trying to have fun, don't be such a john
2) god, you're a john
3) yeah shes such a john
by YourTypicalNerd May 18, 2019
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sidation

Sidation is what you need when chaotic and pandemonium like situations arise. This normally happens in the house when children are being bad, the house is extrememly messy and the afro bearing mother is present and extremely stressed out.
"c'mon you lot we need some sidation in here!"
"I need some sidation, this place is a tip!"
by Sarahgemma January 20, 2008
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Tyyanna

She’s as sweet as they come. Very loyal but definitely don’t take no shit. Very family oriented, layed back and full of life. She loves a challenge because she know nothing great comes easy. You will never find another like her. So if you catch you a Tyyanna you better hold her tight.

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Dufe:Did you see that girl Tyyanna?
A woman like that is hard to come by everybody ain’t genuine.
by Jessica North November 24, 2021
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wusting

Walking with Trust.

To 'wust' is to approach a pole or obstacle of approximate groin height and walk over it trusting you won't 'make contact'. The walk may be wide-stanced, but lifting a leg to an abnormal 'walking height' fails the attempt.
Often seems a good idea after a few drinks.
"Yo Kev! Check out Fresh Legs Matty wusting that hand-rail! That man can't be human!"

"I challenge you to a wust-off, chicken man. Accept or be gone."
by I.W.F. June 9, 2009
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omf

means "oh my fuck" something like omg "oh my god" but in a more dramatic way of expressing shock, surprise, or excitement.
friend 1: "look at that guy over there!!"

friend 2:"DAMN HE'S HOT"

friend 1: "omf shut up he'll hear you"
by skullcandybabe January 11, 2015
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Chocolate Jock Surprise

while playing sports, when you need to shit and can't get to a toilet you shit in your jock... and then put it back on.
Chris Osgood during the winter classic 2009 got a chocolate jock surprise.
by Marcus Bret Thomas July 15, 2009
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PTSD

Michael: Dude, my friend has PTSD.
Justin: Oh, that's sad.
Michael: Yeah, a Pretty Thick and Strong DICK.
by thespongeyaids May 27, 2015
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