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Sutty

A persons who consistently lies despite the obvious truth for no good reason but their own self-acceptance and to make others admire, love and envy them.
"My dad owns NASA so I get a rocket to my home at Mars from school" "Shut up sutty"
by suttyplays_ May 27, 2018
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dick benders

16 oz. budweiser's, generally found in six pacs, but often found for single sales.
I just drank 6 dick benders and now my dick dont work right, looks like i need to have that bitch stick her finger up my butt to see if that work.
by saw-zaw January 10, 2008
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Juliet's Mother

A reference to Lady Capulet (q.v. Shakespear's Romeo and Juliet), which just so sounds like some marketeer's name for some form of internal female contraception (q.v. dutch cap, cap)
"...you know I said I saw a really fit bird at work today? Well, it's no good, love, I just can't get her out of my head, so I've got a constant Japanese voting system. Pop Juliet's Mother in and let's see if we can't fuck this boner away...".
by Nefeco March 12, 2004
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Shit Foot Drunk

The act of getting so drunk that you defecate throughout a residence, typically a rental or friend/family member’s home. The ensuing morning an innocent causally walks about the residence stepping in the feces believing it to mud or some other harmless substance.
Damien : “I thought I stepped in mud this morning, turns out it was Toto’s shit!”

Toto: “I guess I got Shit Foot Drunk last night.”
by Big Ticket76 November 15, 2021
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bronk

To get more than you bargained for when passing gas. A veritable wet fart by way of nugget or liquid form.
When Robert bronked his shorts they had to change the sofa cushions.
by bastionthelionslayer December 21, 2009
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pHr33K`

One hell of a guy!!
l33t hacker with unlimited knowledge!!
known in every irc network online
feared by god, n00bz and general coders
hes da ultimate hacker and the creater of a futurestic generation of leet paxors and haxors
knows everything and ownz everyone.
ohhh pHr33K` 0wn3d meh??

oh no!! pHr33K` owned nsa.gov :'(
by pHr33K` January 12, 2005
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zomfg

zebras orchestrating my fruity genitals :) if you catch my drift
by creepy mexican August 3, 2010
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