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ir

Ir is the person you need in life. Friendly, sweet, a real friend. A fallen angel, indeed.

1: that's Ir! My friend!!
2: Lucky...

by Hi i guess ..... July 4, 2022

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The act of ignoring someone beyond the extremes of human understanding

coined after a great professor, who was once talking to a student while looking him in the eye and nodding, suddenly left the room, leaving the student hanging and mid-speech

Alex always gets Farahani Effect-ed while in class

by Poor_Alex November 5, 2019

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Squart

The maneuver you make when you have to defecate at an inopportune time, but you also have to fart, so you have to release it tactfully.

"Max had to crap really badly during the meeting but they couldn't leave, and to make things worse, they had to carefully squart as quietly as they could."

by waawaweewaa June 15, 2021

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merculate

to think about. to plan or settle. to simmer inside one's thought processes and boil down to the essential elements. to UNmuddle one's thoughts.

That man-whore asked to be my facebook friend. I will have to merculate on that for a while.

My hazy mind merculated on the night before, putting the faces and words back together in a sensible continuum.

by amcmanus August 11, 2010

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#FrenchFrie

When you see that one French fries in the bag and think dang that's looks weird or long.

I looked in the bag and thought, #FrenchFrie

by Dope Frootloops December 25, 2016

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Evan Gunter

Super Sexy Hot Boi 69, thiccc booty having boi, Small child having stature, athletic af, loves boys because he is gay af, humps girls without their knowing,

Evan Gunter is super gay af.

by Chunky Monkey 6354 April 17, 2019

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