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Beat the deuce

Prison slang. The act of getting to meal trays when only allowed one.
(Cafeteria setting)Bro, ain't no guards in here! Ima bout to beat the deuce!
by Howard_HUZE January 5, 2018
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social Marxist

A social Marxist is someone who half heartidly believes in the Marxist school of political though. They may be anti capitalist, anti war and anti racism, but wont join up a Marxist movement and are more like armchair generals of the far left persuasion. Left wing forums are rife with social Marxists. Some social Marxists simply buy CCCP flags, shirts and hats and have a faint idea what its about, but have no foundations for their ideology

Sometimes enviromentalist movements can be regarded as socially Marxist, but this depends on how loony their ideology is. Usually the further to the left you go, the loonier you get
the ideas of Bob Brown and the Greens are social Marxist, at best

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I just bought this Che Guevara shirt, i am not sure what he stood for, but it was something about freedom right?
by Venedith August 20, 2011
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Chair Crusher

A overweight person who is so extremely fat, if they sit on a normal human chair it will be crushed by their massive girth.
dude 1 : Did you see that fat chick at the bar?

dude 2 : Yeah, she was a real chair crusher
by TV CAR July 25, 2010
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emo

Obviously he is a good kisser, he is emo
by Tyli_Strx June 19, 2022
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Suicide

Bob couldn't take it any longer, so he committed suicide
by CallOfDutySucks June 7, 2018
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Cummy corner

When you ejaculate on the corner of an unused bed in a hotel room so the cleaning lady doesn't change the sheets and the next patron gets a crusty surprise!
"How was your stay?"

"Good! I gave that bed a cummy corner for the next guy to enjoy!!"

cum ejaculate bed sheets hotel prank jokes
by Drdog August 17, 2016
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Kaleb

Derived from the word God.

Also a phrase for the hottest person alive to ever step foot on earth and any other planets he has been on. Mars, Jupiter, Urnaus, and Saturn.

Common name for a black man that has mass skills.

When girls talk about who is hot and they dont want some boy to here they will substitute their name with Kaleb.

It also the hottest man to ever step foot on earth.
The examples were taken from real audiences off the street of New York

"OMG, Kaleb is sooo hawt, I wish I could be him!"
"I would get my left testicle to be Kaleb for a minutes"
"I to touch Kalebs fingernail, because i am not worthy enough to touch any other part of his body.
by Alex Heffner May 7, 2008
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