Urban Dictionary

john is a term for a male or female that is a dull, pathetic, unfunny, sad person, he tries and tries, he wishes he had a girlfriend, he wishes he was smart, he wishes he was funny, he wishes he was happy, but he's just not smart enough to know how to do it.

Sidation is what you need when chaotic and pandemonium like situations arise. This normally happens in the house when children are being bad, the house is extrememly messy and the afro bearing mother is present and extremely stressed out.

She’s as sweet as they come. Very loyal but definitely don’t take no shit. Very family oriented, layed back and full of life. She loves a challenge because she know nothing great comes easy. You will never find another like her. So if you catch you a Tyyanna you better hold her tight.

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Walking with Trust.

To 'wust' is to approach a pole or obstacle of approximate groin height and walk over it trusting you won't 'make contact'. The walk may be wide-stanced, but lifting a leg to an abnormal 'walking height' fails the attempt.
Often seems a good idea after a few drinks.

means "oh my fuck" something like omg "oh my god" but in a more dramatic way of expressing shock, surprise, or excitement.

while playing sports, when you need to shit and can't get to a toilet you shit in your jock... and then put it back on.

Pretty Thick and Strong Dick