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Jesus Christ

A men who has witnessed a lot incidents
He crossed right when a car was coming
YOU: Jesus Christ!
by Professional Complainer May 21, 2023
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Spanch

The excess jizz that leaks out of the chili-chute after intense shitter sex.
After ass-ramming my boyfriend, he let me eat the hot, gooey spanch that came streaming out of his loose asshole.
by The Beater March 30, 2004
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wee bit stash

a teeny tiny hair under the nostrils. seen on Adolf Hitler. who is by the way, STILL ALIVE, living in Cuba along with Tupac and Biggie.
Nazi 1: " Ooogash bileegin yencen!"
Hitler: " BLASHHG"
Nazi 1: " you have a wee bit stash"
Hitler: " tru dat nigga"
by j3vv41yf3 November 15, 2005
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absolute monkey

by Tc_goldie December 2, 2020
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orhan selim

naber :3333 hellooo :3 haiii \^3^/
Orhan selim is the new Namık Kemal
by orhanbaba39 November 24, 2023
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Poon bisquit

The buttery bisquit flaps of a pussy
I just licked the butter off that poon bisquit.
by Fuzzyballz69 December 10, 2017
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lifeguard

the waste of life who sits in a stand for 8 hrs a day. sometimes with no break. bitching about how the job is so hard when no one ever comes swimming there and all the life guard does is eat and burn things and talk shit on other people over the walkeeeeee talkeeeeeee
treasure lake life guards are lazy and I am one of them.
by Anonymous March 25, 2003
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