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numpty

An idiot, a silly person
"You're going to look like a right numpty."
by Mad Walrus August 4, 2002
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chuff

A fart; passed wind
"That was about as loud as a gnat's chuff"
by Mad Walrus July 19, 2006
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grolly

a wad of mucus from the nose
"I sneezed out a green grolly with hairs in."
by Mad Walrus August 4, 2002
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spanner

(UK) spastic; person of mental retardation, Down's Syndrome, etc.
"You're such a spanner!"
by - August 4, 2002
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gobshite

Loud-mouthed person who talks a lot, but nothing with any value - as in shite coming out of their gob
"Shut it, you little gobshite!"
by - August 4, 2002
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dickcheese

Smegma; white buildup on the head of a penis
"Camambert, Wednesleydale, Dickcheese"
by - August 4, 2002
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baka

Japanese word, meaning 'idiot'
"I'm a total baka."
by Mad Walrus August 4, 2002
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