Urban Dictionary

To be able to move like the matrix.

a big cock sexy beast who is pro gamer and has no toes. he smells very nice and is very academic and athletic. he eats bare food and is amazing chef. he is however married so gyaldem fuck off.

A true goddess, one in which loves to have it up the bum. Or squat on a penis. She loves to play with her nu nu, in return for a damn good seeing to.

The spiral doorstop that protects your wall from being smashed by the handle. When you hit it it makes the sound’padannnnngggggg’

to have an overgrown mustache

from the word kitchen
can be related to a john or dave
mostly bruce murray marks and davids

The act of shiting ones self whilst being sick violently under the influence of lots of booze.

The act of getting head in your friends laundry room