Gay
Gay by Thebosssssssislittt March 24, 2017
Urban Dictionary
Joseph
A 11 year old boy that is in 5th grade has a blue backpack always wears jeans wears jell all the time plays a ps4 loves fortnite ps: Joseph this is from your secret lover
A 11 year old boy that is in 5th grade has a blue backpack always wears jeans wears jell all the time plays a ps4 loves fortnite ps: Joseph this is from your secret lover
Joseph by .:.:...........:.;:.;. September 27, 2018
932
You know…
I can’t quit you…
When I think of you…
My heart turns into mush…
You’re beautiful…so beautiful..
I want you more than anything…
I love…every inch of you…
Every movement…
Every word your mouth utters…
Every loving thing you do…
Every time you look at me…
Every gesture I see…
Every smile…
I love you I will always love you…
I know it to be true…
I’ll never stop..
Loving you….❤️
I can’t quit you…
When I think of you…
My heart turns into mush…
You’re beautiful…so beautiful..
I want you more than anything…
I love…every inch of you…
Every movement…
Every word your mouth utters…
Every loving thing you do…
Every time you look at me…
Every gesture I see…
Every smile…
I love you I will always love you…
I know it to be true…
I’ll never stop..
Loving you….❤️
932 by Wanderlust_721 September 2, 2023
Scissathon
An annual 24 hour live televised event where the public telephone or text in monetary donations to a call centre of naked women in order to pair female celebrities for the act of scissoring live in front of a studio audience.
Operator: "Caller you're live on the air"
Mitchell: "yes umm.. aahh .. i would like to see Jessica and umm aaaahhh, Eva?"
Operator: "And how much would you like to donate to see these two hot pieces of poon tang grind beans?"
Mitchell: "ummm aaahh $23".
Operator: "Congratulations Mitchell you're about to see Jessica and Eva grind beans live on SCISSATHON!!!"
Mitchell: "shit... wait.. let me put a tape in".
Mitchell: "yes umm.. aahh .. i would like to see Jessica and umm aaaahhh, Eva?"
Operator: "And how much would you like to donate to see these two hot pieces of poon tang grind beans?"
Mitchell: "ummm aaahh $23".
Operator: "Congratulations Mitchell you're about to see Jessica and Eva grind beans live on SCISSATHON!!!"
Mitchell: "shit... wait.. let me put a tape in".
Scissathon by Scames April 9, 2009
Slenderman
A Slenderman is an abnormally long yet thin penis. In order for a penis to qualify as a Slenderman, it must be capable of being coiled in a circle twice while flaccid.
1- Daniel has a Slenderman, so I bet he's really good at docking
2- I do say, I just saw the most unsettling Slenderman in the locker room.
2- I do say, I just saw the most unsettling Slenderman in the locker room.
Slenderman by Nesta_Love October 15, 2016
bald strawberry
bald strawberry by buffalohides January 2, 2014