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The Friendship Paradox

when you and a group of friends have this one guy who thinks he's the shit and bosses everyone around and another who thinks he's tough and can out beat you at anything(at the beginning you like this guy) but you end up realizing that the first guy was just trying to be good and didn't want to push people around but is still kinda an asshole, but the second guy becomes twice as bad as the first guy in the beginning, this has happened to hundreds of people, and you know who you are

1. yo joe

2. ya,whats up?

1. you know dylan was an asshole before followed that 12 step program, but he's gotten slightly better as a friend; but now noah is being a total dipshit

2. wow, were stuck in The Friendship Paradox

1. i know, lets shun noah

by LaRdO kAt777 May 9, 2010

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SBS

1. SBS (Seoul Broadcasting System)

2. SBS Australia
and it's two televisions that using SBS name

1.
Kim: Mom, Can i watch SBS
Mom: Okay what are you watch sbs
Kim: Because I want to watch The Penthouse
Mom: Sorry Kim, You not enough age to watch The Penthouse because the age rating saids 19 and you are 15
Kim: NOT FAIR!

2.
John: Let's watch SBS Sports today
Jane: But honey our news
John: Oh yes Australian News
Jane: I love SBS News
John: Mee too honey

by Hyebun1 May 29, 2021

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Seal A Bust

When someone you trusted with a secret tells everyone about it.

Female: Whatever you do don't trust Mike with anything!
Female 2: Why what happened?
Female: I told him something private and now everybody knows!
Female 2: Mike is such a seal a bust!

by Tricktionary October 2, 2015

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10 yard dash

Similar to a flying yamagooch, except the woman is placed on the erect penis whil the man is standing, then he runs and jumps, landing and sliding acss a surface. Said to be almost as painful.

by Makis August 22, 2003

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swungminie

Young, tall and beautiful, that girl is from ivory Coast, she's the best skz defender all of time ,she outsold everyone.

X: Bro the swungminie is a great defender

Y: ikrrr

by Hyunhie October 29, 2023

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Lawn Dart

Term used among Motocross racers and is when you crash and you get ejected landing head first, usually jamming your neck up pretty good.

*while trying to crank dirt bike after crash*
Rider 1: You ok man ? I saw you lawn dart on tha triple
Rider 2: Yeah I'm good ,how'd it look?
Rider1: Brutal

by brandNV August 7, 2017

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