fattest of the fat

A boy who thinks he's handsome because............ yea

Fantasic, awesome,

Whiskey mixed with gravy and consumed through a hollowed sausage link. Garnished with bacon. (can be iced)

Ingredients:
1 (1.5 fluid ounce) jigger of whiskey
A splash of gravy
Bacon

Directions:
1. Fill cocktail shaker with whiskey and gravy. (add ice if you want it chilled)
2. Shake like a madman.
3. Pour into glass.
4. Drink shot
5. Eat meat
6. Fuck bitches

She is an awesome, hardworking girl and is probably annoyed by the number of times her name is used as a pun on the Hindi word “Zindagi” (which means ‘Life’).

If you have a friend like her, never let her go <33

A cryptum is when you spread a skanks asshole apart, than proceed to motorboat it.