zuffling

To wipe the seminal fluid from the penis after intercourse, usually employing the nearest item of soft furnishing available

'Having coughed my filthy yoghurt all over Jade's face, I was happy to zuffle her curtains before leaving'

by Stef November 6, 2003

zuffle

To wipe one's knob in the curtains of a posh bird's house having had sex.

After me ride I zuffled.

by Anonymous April 11, 2003

zuffle

to wipe your cock on the curtains after having sex at a posh bird's house

by Ben Bashford March 18, 2003

zuffle

when i had sex with a posh bird i wiped my cock on her curtain and thats when i tought of the word "zuffle"

put your willy in a posh fanny and wipe you cock on there curtain

by Anonymous March 19, 2003

Zuffle Coat

A coat that has had numerous knobs wiped on it after sex.
or
A white crispy coating on a posh bird's curtains

"I'm just popping out to the chemist's for some more french ticklers,, it's a bit nippy so I'll put on my old Zuffle Coat as my good one's at the dry cleaners"
or
"Careful when you're opening the curtains love, it's got quite a zuffle coat on it".

by Roger Mellie of Fulchester July 1, 2003

Council Zuffle

To wipe one's knob in the curtains of a council scheme Barbie house having had sex.

After sex i Council zuffled on the second hand dirty curtains

by Cunted March 17, 2023

Zuffle

To pound craft beers

I’m gonna zuffle that double IPA

by Favol February 18, 2023