A fine piece of meat! If you meat a zowarg, be sure to ask for a pair of her clip on ear lobes. Shes not the best at answering if she wants salt, and she can easily trip over silver seats, attaining purple bruises. Shes a good samaritan and reguarly tans naked on her driveway. But beware if she doesnt get enough beauty sleep she wakes up like a pineapple. Sometimes mistaken for a mythological creature.
Mackenzie: I really gotta get to bed i need my beauty sleep
Taylah: Yer you dont wanna wake up looking like a zowarg
A handsome yet cute also sexy male with a open mind that will treat you like a queen. Not overly protective but is protective of what is his. Will give you the world if he can and he is very understanding
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.