Zowarg 

A fine piece of meat! If you meat a zowarg, be sure to ask for a pair of her clip on ear lobes. Shes not the best at answering if she wants salt, and she can easily trip over silver seats, attaining purple bruises. Shes a good samaritan and reguarly tans naked on her driveway. But beware if she doesnt get enough beauty sleep she wakes up like a pineapple. Sometimes mistaken for a mythological creature.

Mackenzie: I really gotta get to bed i need my beauty sleep
Taylah: Yer you dont wanna wake up looking like a zowarg

Zowarg by pasdam November 3, 2009

Zowarka 

The best last name there is a great family has this last name I only know one family with this last name and they are the best. You won’t beat them

Bro look at how awesome those Zowarka’s are I wish I were them.

Zowarka by Arealperson101 October 1, 2020