Zogbied 

When one goes to hook up with a girl, but only eats her out and then leaves

Bro how'd it go last night with Ashley...Not very good I just Zogbied her

Hey things with you and Jarrod heated up a little last night, anything happen..yeah he zogbied me it was amazing

Zogbied by MoreGrilledChicken April 18, 2019

Zombied 

When someone you dated, had a one night stand with, or was a fwb that ghosted you and comes back later.

Becky, I just got zombied by that guy I banged from Baja Sharkeez a year ago!

Zombied by Ondanan March 18, 2018

half-zombied 

a state in which your brain is too lazy to do anything useful and make sense, so you just stay put on one place and do nothing. But not yet total-zombied for you can still blank stare at people and say "uh huh?"

Andy : "hey dude, what's up?"
Cez : ... (blank stare at the floor)
Andy : "dude?"
cez : (slowly look at Andy) "uh huh?"
(staring back to the floor)
Andy : "damn man, you're half-zombied today"

half-zombied by Lanatia March 2, 2009

ZombieDeathFuck 

The most violent, disgusting, terrifying, and creepy band of maniacs, who play fast, powerful and sickening deathfuckingmetal. old school style. established in 2002. sometimes they are seen lurking around the graveyards of the Bay Area, behind clouds of dank smoke....and leaving many splattered corpses of posers and scene kids after each horrifying live showcase of aural mutilation.

Yo, i saw ZombieDeathFuck last night at that illegal underground venue, and as soon as they started to play, my brain dripped out of my ears, and i projectile vomited bloody entrails into the mosh pit! I cant wait to see them play again!

ZombieDeathFuck by I.Dig.Graves. February 13, 2012

zombied 

1. To be incapable of functioning like a normal human being, either due to a lack of sleep or exorbitant consumption of alcohol.

2. To cause one to be weary or dramatically reduce one's physical and mental reaction times.

3. To be bitten, and therefore transformed into a zombie.

1. Man, I'm totally zombied after that party last night.

2. Staying up until five in the morning every day really zombied Laura.

3. Oh no! They just zombied Steve! Run for your lives!

zombied by Dan in Real Life March 10, 2008

zombiedwarf 

old

Dang he old
Yeah because he's zombiedwarf

zombiedwarf by shealikescows June 12, 2021

Zoobied 

a temporary state of stupidity/mentally-retardedness resulting from unnecessary, excessive weed smoking

Manny-LETS GO TO CREEEEEEEEK
Translation: Yo you want to go snowboarding man?

Flag- Ighttttttttt lets gettttttt ZOOOOBIEDDDD?
Translation: Yes I do? Should I bring weed?


Manny- Lets DOOOOO ITTTT!!
Translation: Hell yes.

zoobied
If you find yourself doing any of the following there is a possibility you have been ZOOOOBIED before; taking excessively long pisses; realizing your friends lips match the curtains; talking about that....PUSSY; hitting up the PIZZA STATION; you enjoy them PERSONAL PIZZA's screaming all kinds of words as you would scream ZOOOOBIED for example.- BANANA PEEEEEL

Zoobied by zooooobied February 2, 2009