zedited 

To confuse a person to the point that that person cannot speak straight and jumbles their words so that they create bullshit new words like 'zedite'

Nora: "Have Mike decide what we are going to eat! *nom nom*"
Kendra: "Why is he zediting what we are eating?!"
Mike: "OMG! You just zedited that bitch!"

zedited by KNTwinkies October 14, 2011

Zedite 

A slur for Gen Z members, who much like the demonic spirits from the Evil Dead franchise, spew vitriol and negativity and will "swallow your soul" by forcing you to believe what they do, OR ELSE; they clearly want to take over the world. They are known for being judgmental, irritable, socially maladapted and staring into device screens like a zombie.

Gen X Dad: I accidentally talked about how great life was in the 90's around my daughters college friends and they all went berserk and began screaming at me like demons.

Friend: Kinda like those possessed people in Evil Dead?

Gen X Dad: Yeah like deadite's, except Gen Z'ers... so "Zedite's"

Zedite by Rev. Johnny Blumpkin December 5, 2023