Fittest guy around. Like lives in the gym fit! People will stop him in the street for photos. Not to mention he is dark chocolate with a foreign accent that makes you want to drool. Only issue are his giant ears and little dick
Girl 1: I saw an Yvenson at the gym yesterday Girl 2: too bad all yvensons have small dicks
Yvenson is a very strong and long dick nigga you can talk all the shit you want but he doesn't give a fuck he is someone who will arrive late to school and don't give a fuck he is very loyal and would fuck the shit out of his girlfriend till she can't walk anymore if you have a Yvenson in your life your a lucky ass person he's very nice and funny and plays soccer his crush must be a athlete!!
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.