Skip to main content

yousifing 

Using stolen gasoline to burn local parks, specifically playgrounds.
Yousifing is a term used to describe when gasoline is specifically stolen, to commit arson.
Person 1: Hey bro, want to go yousifing?

Person 2: Sure dude! We'll steal my friend's gasoline and head over to the playground.

Victim: Those damn kids yousifed the playground!
yousifing by KneeGrow100 December 26, 2013
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

Yousefing 

When you start acting like a mong/retard when you get hyper. Typically seen in people with ADHD or Autism. Sometimes caused by sugar but can also be caused by girls talking to the person.
Charlie : Hey Robbie, what's happening with (insert name here)?

Robbie: Oh he's Yousefing, maybe because he ate a Mars Bar or a fit girl maybe said Hello to him.

Charlie: Alright I'll stay out of his way for a few hours, thanks for the heads up.
Yousefing by Robzza August 28, 2020

Yoksiping 

Yoksiping is the act of trying to deal with people’s bull shit
"you hear Sarah's talking shit about you” "yeah I'm tired of yoksiping for her”
Yoksiping by Richard_Johnson July 28, 2023
A completely retarded way of spelling 'using'.

Some people haven't been blessed with grade 3 English skills, thus can't tell the difference between 'u' and 'you'. In many cases people use 'u' instead of 'you' to save time, but some people are so fucking stupid that the do vice verse.

If you see anyone stupid enough to use the word 'yousing', please direct them to this webpage.
I'm a fucking idiot for not yousing my brain to learn basic english
yousing by David Mcnick April 13, 2011
More from Urban Dictionary

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
Load more