The opposite to being off your face - being a responsible person who isn't intoxicated and doesn't endeavor/manage to somehow detach themselves from their complexion. If you are this, then you are on your face.
'I watched a documentary on BBC2 last night and ate some biscuits, I was completely on my face.'
'I'm going to get completely on my face tonight. Perhaps I'll read a book.'
'I was perfectly aware of getting home last night - I must have been completely on my face!'
'You look very normal, you must be on your face.'
'I'm going to get completely on my face tonight. Perhaps I'll read a book.'
'I was perfectly aware of getting home last night - I must have been completely on my face!'
'You look very normal, you must be on your face.'
by UncleVernon April 10, 2015
An insult that is good at all times. Will usually result in a comeback that is impossible to counter against
by The Jeffster April 22, 2003
The God of all comebacks, there is no better way to retort against an insulting comment because you will always win. No one knows who created "your face" some say it was either Chuck Norris or Jesus but whoever it was deserves a pat on the back because they are truly badass. Also, the ultimate way to respond to a "your mom" joke, because they can only reply with "your mom's face" and end up sounding stupid
Scenario 1:
Friend 1: it's time for a diss battle
Friend 2: it's your face's time for a diss battle
Friend 3: OOOOHHHH we got a winner!!!
Scenario 2:
Friend 1: Yeah, I just looked at the yearbook and you are uuuuugly!
Friend 2: your face is ugly
Friend 1: DAMMIT!!
Scenario 3:
Friend 1: that is the dumbest thing I ever heard
Friend 2: your mom is the dumbest thing I ever heard
Friend 1: well YOUR FACE is the dumbest thing I ever heard
Friend 2: well your MOM'S FACE is the dumbest thing I ever heard
Friend 3: no man, just no
Friend 1: it's time for a diss battle
Friend 2: it's your face's time for a diss battle
Friend 3: OOOOHHHH we got a winner!!!
Scenario 2:
Friend 1: Yeah, I just looked at the yearbook and you are uuuuugly!
Friend 2: your face is ugly
Friend 1: DAMMIT!!
Scenario 3:
Friend 1: that is the dumbest thing I ever heard
Friend 2: your mom is the dumbest thing I ever heard
Friend 1: well YOUR FACE is the dumbest thing I ever heard
Friend 2: well your MOM'S FACE is the dumbest thing I ever heard
Friend 3: no man, just no
by Mr.Potatoface January 3, 2014
Your face noun; - refers to a noun in a sentence; it is supposed to replace any noun in any sentence, towards somebody in perticular.
original statement: That looks like a bad accident...
revised statement: Your face looks like a bad accident...
Original statement: Where are they coming from?
revised statent: There on the corner of flamingo annndd, your face!
revised statement: Your face looks like a bad accident...
Original statement: Where are they coming from?
revised statent: There on the corner of flamingo annndd, your face!
by Berge March 23, 2006
An insult aligned Your Mom and Yo Face and is used
a.when you can't think of anything better to say at the end of a sentance.
a.when you can't think of anything better to say at the end of a sentance.
a.
Guy: You suck and you really can't deny it.
Girl: Yeah well, YOUR FACE!
b.
Guy: You know what makes me mad?
Girl: Whut?
Guy: YOUR FACE!
Guy: You suck and you really can't deny it.
Girl: Yeah well, YOUR FACE!
b.
Guy: You know what makes me mad?
Girl: Whut?
Guy: YOUR FACE!
by Emz October 19, 2004
Your Face has become a very popular come back, especially among college students. It can be used in many forms such as: so is your face, your face, face, or complete facial!.... Sometimes people can even have full conversations with just this concept of your face. We use it if we have nothing else to say..... Your face is a perfect filler when you are at loss for words. Patty is your face all the time.
Patty: So Panda, what are you doing right now?
Panda: Ummmm.... ::Looks at computer screen, then quickly looks at Patty with an evil eye:: YOUR FACE!!!
Patty: ::Angrily:: YOUR FACE!!
Panda: ShU-Uh!! I hate your face's life!
Patty: Oh My Gah!!!! I can't stand the pain of your face!
Panda: Your face's face!
Patty: I cannot travel in this direction!
Panda: Your face can't travel in any direction!
Patty: You're a complete Facial McFacestein!
Panda: Huuurrrkk - - - - Blech.....
Patty: ::silence::... Haha, Face.
Therefor, Patty has prevailed.
Panda: Ummmm.... ::Looks at computer screen, then quickly looks at Patty with an evil eye:: YOUR FACE!!!
Patty: ::Angrily:: YOUR FACE!!
Panda: ShU-Uh!! I hate your face's life!
Patty: Oh My Gah!!!! I can't stand the pain of your face!
Panda: Your face's face!
Patty: I cannot travel in this direction!
Panda: Your face can't travel in any direction!
Patty: You're a complete Facial McFacestein!
Panda: Huuurrrkk - - - - Blech.....
Patty: ::silence::... Haha, Face.
Therefor, Patty has prevailed.
by AmandownPanda March 18, 2008
by DmanfromITMS February 25, 2005