you is anus

derogatory term used to assert another individual's disrepute or overall shittiness.

"yeah, I can't give you a ride, sorry."
"Dude, you is anus right now".

by Frankenfabulous January 10, 2006

my anus is wide open for you

Favoritism.

Person 1: Hey! Can you lend me a helping hand?
Person 2: My anus is wide open for you..
Person 2: (making it much worse) Please come in, and take a seat.

by Legend_Warp March 10, 2016