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you're dead to me 

old english saying that was used to announce that the person in question was disowned or would never be "seen, or heard" again.
you slept with my wife.....you're dead to me

the origional aiel used the term in a Robert Jordan book as well, but in a more wordful way

"You killed some one, you are dead to me and the rest of the True Aeil......Turn away from me i wish not to see that face, my son had a face like yours, but alas he is dead to me?
you're dead to me by Sir Killalot January 5, 2007
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you're dead to me 

To be used to tell someone off when someone tells the dirtiest joke you can possibly imagine.
Wanda: Why are little girls better than little boys? You can flip her over and then they look just the same.
Boss: That's the dirtiest joke I've ever heard. You have completely wrecked my plans to ask you out on a romantic candle-lit dinner, nail you, and finger guns to our fellow employees. You're dead to me. And you're fired.
you're dead to me by p@$$ing thr.ugh December 31, 2010

You're dead to me. 

A phrase, if used too often and with poor discretion, that eventually loses its initial impact.
Mortimer: Ethel, if you don't pass me that pan of steamed asparagus, I'm serious this time, you're dead to me.
Ethel: Give it a rest, Mortimer.
You're dead to me. by bandit bob October 9, 2009

You’re dead to me 

2 definitions:

1. A phrase used by parents in utter disappointment of their child
2. A phrase used by friends of others mainly because their friend is boring, or if their friend did something that hurt the person’s reputation
Situation 1:
Dad: hey son, don’t touch that cactus
Son: *touches cactus*
Dad: your dead to me
Situation 2:

Friend: *has no interaction with anyone whatsoever*
Other friends: you’re dead to me
Situation 2.5:
Friend:*shows his/her absolute ass in front of everyone, embarrassing their friend*

Other friend: you’re dead to me
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026