pink yogurt headed slingers

boobies!! the girls!!! titties!! ....................................

Wow, look at those pink yogurt headed slingers bounce.

by playboychika13 April 22, 2008

purple headed yogurt slinger

boner
erection
pitching a tent
sporting a wood
icicles formed
the march is on
stiffy
mr. mortis
rigor mortis has set in
flesh rocket
jack's magic beanstalk
tall tommy
mushroom on a stick
and, uh, pedro

varsity blues classic scene, purple headed yogurt slinger is the final example prior to pedro.

by Mikey Cee April 24, 2006

purple headed yogurt fighter

A euphemism for the penis.

She reached down and caressed my purple headed yogurt fighter...

by Mike Hunttt December 12, 2007

purple headed yogurt slanger

Ones penis

That chick definitely wants my purple headed yogurt slanger.

by kfed34 June 13, 2010

Purple headed yogurt slinger

Nick-name for a penis.

She wanted the purple headed yogurt slinger....so she drug her boyfriend to the bedroom for some one on one action!

by Jimmy Callback January 25, 2020

Purple-headed Yogurt Slinger

After the cock has become fully erect, and the choking of the member has turned it a light tint of purple, a consentrated, fishy-smelling white substance is slung from the head like yogurt.

After a woman has performed felatio on her man(hopefully her man) and she has yogurt on her face, the Purple Head has Slung the Yogurt.

by John September 21, 2003

purple headed yogurt thrower

pretty simple synonym for a penis

You ready for my purple headed yogurt thrower?

by Broan October 26, 2007