A member of the Fire Department whose only apparent job is to stand in the front yard of the scene with arms crossed, otherwise not doing a damn thing.
by John Wesley February 09, 2008
To be thrown under the bus to such you are standing there looking like a yard gnome.
To be thrown under a bus.
to be stopped in your tracks with information
What the fuck, comes to mind.
To be thrown under a bus.
to be stopped in your tracks with information
What the fuck, comes to mind.
by feddersenjh January 16, 2012
A sexual act involving a yard gnome used as both a vaginal and anal dildo. Usually used while a girl is on her period, but to give a true dirty yard gnome the woman has to also have a case of diarrhea.
Guy 1: Man, my girlfriend is into some freaky things.
Guy 2: That's not a bad thing right?
Guy1: Normally no, but this chick asked for a Dirty Yard Gnome.
Guy 2: That's not a bad thing right?
Guy1: Normally no, but this chick asked for a Dirty Yard Gnome.
by madworldradio July 12, 2009
Chris said he won't help sweep the shop because "he makes too much dust". He'd rather just smoke his pipe and stand around. What a yard gnome.
by UCSteve November 04, 2009