by carly_bon_bon August 10, 2010
When a male or female excretes saliva into the palm of their hand and proceeds to vigorously masturbate a penis shaft until arrival.
"Hey Brian, did you get any action last night?"
"Hell yes! Emma wouldn't let me fuck her closed fist, but I got a spit wristy instead! Don't I look so muscular and healthy today? Yeah, spit wristys do that!"
"Hell yes! Emma wouldn't let me fuck her closed fist, but I got a spit wristy instead! Don't I look so muscular and healthy today? Yeah, spit wristys do that!"
by BartoBabyGurl March 8, 2010
Eating chicken nuggets while you're jerking off, using the sauce that comes with the chicken to wank, dipping the chicken nuggets in at the same time.
by Kiffyy November 28, 2013
by Tonguepunchmyfartbox June 14, 2014
eg.
Lauren: Hey baby I got to take a shit. Want a nutella wristy when I get back?
Liam: Sure baby that sounds swell mmmmmmm
Lauren: Hey baby I got to take a shit. Want a nutella wristy when I get back?
Liam: Sure baby that sounds swell mmmmmmm
by In your endo June 14, 2014
When a female masturbates your penis with no lube.
First coined by the legendary Ryan Basaraba of Van City.
First coined by the legendary Ryan Basaraba of Van City.
by purple mave May 21, 2010
Hey Jim... What did you do last night?
Nothing Neil my Arthritis is playing up... But I had a crispy wristy before bed.
Nothing Neil my Arthritis is playing up... But I had a crispy wristy before bed.
by Neilbmx23 October 13, 2017