by destroyer-of-the_pussy March 17, 2015
An adjective meaning "scatter-brained, not quite right in the head." Derived from game-show host Chuck Woolery.
by Ignatzz August 20, 2019
A sexual act requiring the insertion of both the index finger and middle finger into the vagina, while inserting the pinkie and ring finger into the anus. In some circles this has been more commonly known as "The Spocker". The moniker used here relates to the catch phrase "We'll be back in two and two". As you are giving the willing recipient "Two and Two".
As commonly used "I've been known to Chuck Woolery a lady every now and again" or "This one girl had been shockered before, so I decided to introduce her to my man Chuck Woolery".
"On my dating game, I pull the Old Chuck Woolery, and I'm guaranteed a second date"
"On my dating game, I pull the Old Chuck Woolery, and I'm guaranteed a second date"
by TheycallmeCoxie December 2, 2009
the act of putting on thick black rimed glasses
and releasing fecal matter upon them until they overflow on to your partners breasts then licking them off while wearing a cheetah leotard dancing to earth,wind and fire.
first ever attempted sloppy woolery was on his worst trumpet players.
and releasing fecal matter upon them until they overflow on to your partners breasts then licking them off while wearing a cheetah leotard dancing to earth,wind and fire.
first ever attempted sloppy woolery was on his worst trumpet players.
by Big Bubba Love skin July 11, 2008
Dan: I really need to crap. It's my second one and it's only 1:00.
Mark: Way to pull off the Chuck Woolery!
Mark: Way to pull off the Chuck Woolery!
by RabbiDan August 27, 2009
A phrase that started out on alt.tv.game-shows in the days when the group wasn't troll infested. Used as a retort towards people who are telling other members old news that they already knew.
by John 2006 March 31, 2006