A person who you feel bad for or want to cuddle with. Midgets walking alone on the streets are woodgies, because you want to be jolly with them.
"Look at that fat ass who just spilled ice-cream on his Dora the Explorer shirt. He's all alone."
"Oh, he's such a woodgie."
"Oh, he's such a woodgie."
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