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The act of planking on your wood, or boner.
He did an amazing wood plank, almost breaking his penis in the process of the stunt.
by Kilo Tango November 09, 2019
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Jul 31 Word of the Day
(noun) A person who sits on the front porch and intimidates, says negative things, or otherwise makes things unpleasant for those nearby.
The boys walked past the house of old man Thompson, the neighborhood porch dick, who always assumed they were up to no good.
by bigweaseldaddy March 08, 2015
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