Wonky Donky 

The definition of "Wonky Donky" is the type of person who would donk their heads on walls; the clumsy type. They tend to wink to others, and in that that short timespan of blindness caused by winking, they donk their head on walls.

that wonky donky fell on my birthday cake. i think we need an ambulance, he's bleeding.

Wonky Donky by THE_ULTIMATEANT February 6, 2024

Wonky donkey 

When an erection or semi-erection is pointing to the left or right, and is visible through clothing.

I went round to see him the other day, but didn't realize he had company....he answered the door with a wonky donkey

Wonky donkey by crude but true September 20, 2010

Wonky Donkey 

Wonky Donkey is a sexual position. (You must be listening to country music the entire time) A person needs to be on 3 legs, with one eye closed, and then fart on their partner who is behind them. Then after the fart the person behind you must ejaculate on back of the person on the floor.

He was a Spunky hanky panky cranky stinky Dinky lanky honky tonky winky wonky donkey

Wonky Donkey by EhHehHehHeh July 1, 2021

Wonky Donkey 

The act of having anal sex with a woman as she bends over to give another man a blow-job. As this happens, the men arm wrestle on her back. Once their arm wrestle has reached completion, the paired fists knock out the woman (see Donkey Punch).

Lets wonky donkey Rackle. But Im so gonna win the arm wrestle.

Wonky Donkey by hellequin23 November 12, 2009

wonky donkey 

That guy who gets the gang to stop playing CoD and to start playing fortnite.

Let's play fortnite! No you wonky donkey!

wonky donkey by LivinLegend55 June 26, 2020

wonky donk

A person who is being silly/stupid.

You’re such a wonky donk, Rodney!

wonky donk by charles.t March 17, 2023

winky dinky 

a little bitty dinky or little bitty dick, small penis, or small dick, most girls will laugh when they see it

Tiffanie was about to suck Nathan's dick when they were on their third date, but when she unzipped his jeans she saw his winky dinky and she started laughing. Nathan was embarrassed and it made his winky dinky get even smaller. Tiffanie laughed so hard she peed in here pants just a little. She told Shonna, her best friend in high school, the next day. Nathan was lucky that teenage girls like to see dick of all sizes because he got his winky dinky sucked a lot after that, even though it was very small.

winky dinky by brad1256 January 20, 2014