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wankberry 

More approproate name for the business idiots who use blackberry phones, specifically the poeple who clip them to their chino's in a special wankberry leather holster and whip them out whilst you are trying to have a conversation with them.

If you combine the permanent bluetooth ear-piece then, congratulations, you look the complete work-obsessed fool you dreamt about as a child.
I had a meeting earlier with James Slimeball and every half a nano-second he kept checking his wankberry incase some idiot had sent him a cc email which is meaningless nonsense.
wankberry by Chris Murrin January 1, 2009
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Wannaberry

Business phones obviously copied from the BlackBerry. Known by its square brick'ish black look and the full qwerty keypad.
I got the new Nokia.

What ever, it's just another wannaberry
Wannaberry by MojoHobo September 25, 2009

Wankberry 

More approproate name for the business idiots who use blackberry phones, specifically the poeple who clip them to their chino's in a special wankberry leather holster and whip them out whilst you are trying to have a conversation with them.

If you combine the permanent bluetooth ear-piece then, congratulations, you look the complete work-obsessed fool you dreamt about as a child.
I had a meeting earlier with James Slimeball and every half a nano-second he kept checking his wankberry incase some idiot had sent him a cc email which is meaningless nonsense.
Wankberry by Chris Murrin August 12, 2007

wolkyberry 

A bush with winkle berries on it. Winkle berries are small imaginary berries that have winky faces on them.
I just saw a delicious wolkyberry.
wolkyberry by Winklegirl August 25, 2014