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womans rights 

Something that happened many years ago that gave women the right to do what they want without having to answer to their husbands or "better halves." Now woman can have jobs vote or even run for office if they so choose to without having to deal with the cheuvantistic pigs that try to bring us down.
Man:"Woman, get back in the kitchen, and make me some pie!!"
Woman:"Fuck you!"*leaves the room.*
Man"Come on baby, lets talk about this."
Woman:"Talk about this!!"*slugs the idiot out the door and locks it so he can't get back in.*

National Womans Rights Day! 

National Womans Rights Day is every flipping day! No matter who you are trans or a man or even nonbinary a woman is a human like you a woman has eaqual rights like you so don't sexualy herass them then they will never get close to another man again.
A woman was walking down a street once and a man asked can u come with me the woman said no and the man asked why she was wearing a short, dress then and the woman said my joice of outfit is not an invitation go flip yourself. National Womans Rights Day!

woman rights 

i put woman rights book in the fantasy section
woman rights by TheRealMufat November 18, 2021

Woman's Rights 

A non-existent idea created by blasphemous members of society.
Johnny: Hey Todd, you read the English homework about Woman's Rights?
Todd: What the fuck are those?

womens rights 

a job for women who think they are helping the community, not many people think they are.
Mitchell: "hey ben tell a joke!"

Ben: "WOMENS RIGHTS"

**ba-dum-ch!**
womens rights by women suck August 25, 2005

Woman's Rights 

Hey, Frank, did you hear about woman's rights?
Thats a good joke!!!

Woman's rights 

"woman's rights"????????
Woman's rights by samijean May 12, 2020
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