Wolly Womp

Verb.

To smack the inner thigh with your own penis, making a pleasing smacking noise for everyone to hear.

Guy 1 - "Hey Guy 2, do you hear that?"
Guy 2 - "Yeah it sounds like smacking."
Guy 1 - "Aw man! Guy 3 is wolly womping!"

by Master Walrus Doorknob February 13, 2011

Wolly womp

Beat the living shit out of someone

Stfu before I wolly womp your ass you need to quit talking shit

by Yeebubba May 6, 2019