Wisconsin Windpipe

When you lather your dick with cottage cheese, and give someone a good face fucking

I have a narley cough right now, Ithink it’s because i got a Wisconsin Windpipe last night.

by HoodratHoudini February 24, 2022

Wisconsin Deer Antler

When someone wears fake Deer Antlers and rape someone of the same sec

I gave that guy an Wisconsin Deer Antler

by afroninja069 September 21, 2016

Wisconsin payback

When your lady cheats on you, you fuck the cheaters lady in the ass as an act of payback.

Dan's lady ain't gonna shit right for a week after the Wisconsin payback I gave her.

by 12wellhung July 22, 2021

Wisconsin Love Puddle

When you chose your fantasy league bros over spending time with your girl so to make up for it you have to drive to Wisconsin for a couples trip just to get roofied whilst at dinner and you wake up in a hotel room closet across the street from a cheese factory to a Swedish midget touching your ankles with his testicles.

Bro… Last night Claire and I got into a fight over fantasy and I woke up in a Wisconsin love puddle on our couples trip!!

by George. W Ku$h September 4, 2021

Wisconsin Ranch Hand

When a girl gives you a handjob with ranch dressing.

We use ranch dressing for two things in the Midwest. Cheese curds, and a Wisconsin ranch hand.

by Cheesehead McGubbins January 21, 2022

Wisconsin CheeseMelt

Act of pouring cooled cheese into a girls asshole. You then light her asshole up with your cock and she farts the cheese out onto your face.

How do you do the Wisconsin CheeseMelt?

by FuckBuddyBoy July 17, 2018

Dirty Wisconsin

A redneck replacement for white claw, popularized by Midwest transplants of the Pacific Northwest; 1 shot dark rum, 1 can La Croix.

A White Russian! This guy must be fancy. I'll have a Dirty Wisconsin.

by boobitters March 26, 2021